From: Brandon Ray Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 23:59:21 -0600 Subject: NEW: 155 Words 2; OR Coitus Interruptus (1/1) by Brandon Ray TITLE: 155 Words 2; OR Coitus Interruptus (1/1) AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray EMAIL ADDRESS: publius@avalon.net DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name stays on it and no money changes hands. FEEDBACK: Oh, hell yes.... Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*publius@avalon.net SPOILER WARNING: 3; Never Again RATING: PG CONTENT WARNING: Parody CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR SUMMARY: It has been pointed out to me that I missed a few cliches in the first one... DISCLAIMER: Nope, I do not own these characters or situations. If I were THAT smart, I would be rich. 155 Words 2 OR Coitus Interruptus by Brandon D. Ray After work Mulder and Scully went to Scully's apartment and started to have sex on the toilet tank. Then Mulder saw a razor sitting by the sink and that made him feel bad because it reminded him of Kristen Kilar, but Scully said it was okay. And it was. They started to have sex again, then Scully saw Mulder looking at her tattoo and that made her feel bad because it reminded her of Ed Jerse, but Mulder said it was okay. And it was. They started to have sex again, then there was a knock on the door and it was Bill. He was suspicious because they answered the door naked, but Scully said it was because they were going undercover at a nudist colony, and he believed her and went away. They started to have sex again, then we got up to 155 words and they had to stop, so they did. Really. The End -- "It's not till you get back to nature that you realize EVERYTHING'S out to get you." --Special Agent Dana Scully, "Quagmire" ================= Okay, I succumbed. I've established an online archive of my own X-Files fanfic: http://www.avalon.net/~publius/MyStories.html