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157 Words IV, OR
The Shortest Mulder/Skinner Romance Ever
By shannono
shannono@iname.com


Story, Humor/Parody/BadFic. Oh, and Slash.

Rated: PG

Spoilers: Only general stuff

Summary: Please keep me away from sharp instruments,
'cause I think I'm out of control ...

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157 Words IV, OR
The Shortest Mulder/Skinner Romance Ever
By shannono


Mulder loved Scully, and he really wished he could fall
in love with her, but he couldn't. Because he didn't like
women. He didn't tell anybody, and he used his porn tapes
to cover it up, but he was gay.

He was sitting in his apartment one night, sad about the
whole thing, when Skinner showed up at his door. Mulder 
was surprised, but he was glad, although he was nervous 
because he loved Skinner too and was afraid to let Skinner
know.

But then Skinner kissed him, and Mulder was really, really
happy, because he could love Skinner AND be in love with 
him, and they could have sex because it would be more than
just sleeping together.

They had to keep it a secret. Scully found out, but she 
was okay with it, and she helped them keep anybody else 
from finding out. And Scully met a nice guy of her own 
and got married.