From: "Keith D. Gonyo" Subject: New Story: The Amoeba Ruins The Party Date sent: Sat, 15 Nov 1997 09:53:26 -0500 Hey! I didn't write this, Missy did. It is scenario number two of what could have happened at her birthday party this year. Unfortunately, none of this is true. Tiffany DOES hate the X files, but if she ever really did any of this, we would kill her!! Title: The Amoeba Ruins The Party Author: Missy Rating: PG for fighting Relationship: None Spoilers: None Summary: Gillian and David once again show up at Pam's 14th birthday party. The second scenario to what happened in Run Mulder! Run! Disclaimer: The only character Missy owns is herself. The house where this takes place is also hers. Gillian Anderson owns herself and David Duchovny owns himself. The show "The X Files" is the property of Chris Carter, 1013 Productions, and FOX Broadcasting. Feedback: Please send all to Also, VISIT OUR WEBSITE! Thanx for reading!! THE AMOEBA RUINS THE PARTY BY MISSY Gillian and David walked up to the tri-level brick house. "You are so stupid! You have no sense of direction!" Gillian complained. "Ex-cuse me!" he replied, ringing the doorbell. A tall, blonde girl answered. "Hi, can we ask you a favor?" Gillian asked. "You-I." she said, trailing off. Gillian looked at David, the girl was obviously an X-phile. "Can we come in?" David asked. She nodded and moved to the side so they could enter. "What is your name?" Gillian asked. "Uh---Pam." She said. She rubbed her eyes to see if they were really standing there. "I assume you know who we are, judging by you face." David said. Pam smiled and nodded. Suddenly she spun around. "BISKY!" she yelled down the stairs toward the laughter and music they could hear. WHAT?!" she asked, coming up the stairs. She stopped dead in her tracks and screamed. "What?" Gillian asked. "You-you-" she stammered. "Oh great. Another one." David said. A short blonde appeared behind the brunette that Pam referred to as Bisky. "Oh great-they're here." she said sarcastically. "What is your problem?" David asked. "Oh nothing. Just that the two dorks from that stupid TV show are here." "Shut up Spiffany! You stupid amoeba!" Pam exclaimed. "Its TIFFANY and you are a protazoa!" she shot back. "You certainly have an attitude." David told her. "Oh yeah? Well I'm not a dumb freak who supposedly "acts" in a dumb FBI show!" Tiffany yelled at him. By now, everyone had gathered behind Tiffany to see what all the commotion was. "Run Mulder Run!" said a tall blonde. "I-I.." David began, almost in tears, "I thought my work touched people. I thought it was important and that I was making a difference- and now this!" he broke down crying. "Yeah, that's what I thought! You freak! I bet you're a protazoa just like Spam!" Tiffany yelled. "Hey! Back off little girl!" Gillian said. "Little? I do believe I am a ® inch taller than you!" Tiffany replied. "Oh yeah? You want a piece of me?" Gillian asked. "Sure! Let's take this outside!" Tiffany replied. "My whole career! Down the drain!" David cried. "Its okay David-Let's go Tiff!" Gillian said, following the girl outside. "Run Mulder Run!" Jamie exclaimed. "Be quiet Jamie!" Pam said. "Yeah, hush Super Jamie!" Bisky added. They could hear yells and screams from Tiff and Gillian outside. "We-we only wanted directions! But instead-I get put down by a teenage girl!" David said, sobbing. "Its okay David." Crispy said, walking over and kneeling next to him. "Yeah-you're a great actor." Brittany said, pushing Crispy out of the way. Finally, Gillian came back in. "I knew I could take her." She said, pushing her hair back. "Let's go David." She led the sobbing man out the front door. "Go away and never come back!" Tiff yelled after them. "Yeah-- that's what I thought!" THE END! I MADE THIS!! Send all comments to VISIT OUR WEBSITE!