From: ViCtoRiAxKaYe@aol.com
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 2002 18:19:52 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
Source: direct

Title: And it GREW.
Author: Vor and HorPoop
Rating: PG
Classification: Adventure/Romance/Humor
Archive: of course.
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I don't own them or the terd.
Summary: Post WFFOT (When the Feces Flew Over Texas)

Scully clamped her nose shut with her fingers. 
The smell was bad! After all, poop was looming 
over the town of El Paso, TX like the Greek god 
of the bowels.

"Mulder!" she yelled. "Don't you smell that?!"

"Yes, Scully. I believe it's...we'd have to send it 
off to the lab for further analysis, but I believe 
it's...dung."

"No shit, Mulder," she released her nose. "Let's 
get out of here. Please."

"Scully, these families need our help. The 
presence of something like this is incredible. We 
have to stop it from spreading. It's like a 
bacteria."

"This isn't our field, Mulder," she said plainly. 
"Let's get out of here. We don't belong here."

"Where is your heart, Scully? This crap is going 
to infest the entire city with it's stench if we don't 
stop it!"

"I guess I don't have one," she grimmaced. "This 
is none of our business."

"Wait! What IF...it's some sort of alien 
force...compiling all the waste from everyone's 
bathrooms through the sewage plant...and 
SOMEhow using a forcefield of some sort to 
spread it across Texas like a shield."

"A shield of poop?"

"Yeah, in essence, I guess."

She blinked once. "Now...why would any alien f
orce want to do that?"

"Maybe they're trying to trap humans on the earth..."

"Trap us? By covering it in crap?"

"Wait a second, here me out," Mulder held up a 
finger to silence her. "Have you ever tried to 
pass through dung?"

She raised an eyebrow and glared at him, "No. I 
can't say that I have, Mulder."

"Well, me either. I don't think anyone really has. 
How do we know that when in mass amounts 
that number two is permeable? Maybe when 
exposed to oxygen for long periods of time it 
hardens...and if it's spreading across the world, 
it's creating sort of an outer CRUST...."

"Mulder..." she wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"Come on, Scully, it makes perfect sense. A way 
to keep humans contained so that the 
supersoldiers can go around and overrun things 
until we're all gone and their kind have taken 
over the planet. It's been their plan from the 
start...they've just now figured out how to put it 
into action!"

"I think you're going out on a limb here, 
Mulder...." she crossed her arms over her chest.

Mulder was about to respond, to spout out more 
theories, when the already massive sized feces 
doubled in size above their heads, shooting a 
fume of smelly air their way. They looked up at 
the sky in fright, "That is SICK, Mulder! PLEASE, 
let's just GO!"

"No, wait, Scully," he pleaded.

Suddenly the terd tripled in size...it seemed as if 
it was going to encompass the world.

"Oh, my God!" Scully yelled.

It was the last thing Mulder heard before it all 
faded to brown....

Mulder woke up covered in poo. He looked over 
at Scully. She was covered in poo too. He got 
very turned on. 

"Scully, I think the only way to get the terd to 
stop growing is to have sex in it," Mulder said 
with a delighted look.

"What the hell are you talking about? Are you sure?" 
Scully said as she squinted at him. 

"Yes," Mulder said with more excitement, "and I'm willing 
to try out my theory."

"Oh brother," Scully said rolling her eyes.
And so they had sex there in the poo. And Mulder was 
right, the terd stopped growing.

The end...or is it?! Dum dum dum!