From: PamalaSt Date: 20 Mar 1999 12:25:52 GMT Subject: NEW" And the Instant Messages go on" By Pamala 1/1 Humor TITLE: " AND THE INSTANT MESSAGES GO ON " By Pamala 1/1 DISCLAIMER: Characters from the television show The X-Files used herein are the property of 1013 Productions and Fox Broadcasting Corp. CATEGORY: Humor/MSR RATING: PG ARCHIVE: Sure :) by permission of PamalaSt@aol.com SPOILERS: None really SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully discover the freedom to say what they've always wanted with the discovery of instant messages FEEDBACK: Always love it :) PamalaSt@aol.com Ok here is third Instant messgaes fan fic.. You can read this one alone or go read "Instant Messages" and " Instant messages- Arcadia" to see just how Mulder ended up sitting naked in front of his computer or waiting at the airport for Scully to throw him down and rip his clothes off : http://members.aol.com/XayanFay/O3Phome.index.html ( see "whats new" section) Again this has minimal editing since I dont edit my thoughts in the middle of a conversation :0) Enjoy Pamala " AND THE INSTANT MESSAGES GO ON " by PamalaSt 1/1 DScully1964 : Mulder ? Are you there ? Trustno1 : Nope, sorry, Mulders not here. He's still at the airport waiting for some woman!!! DScully1964 : That was 4 days ago Mulder.. Beside I came didnt I? Trustno1 : Well, yes you did. And I was there too. I packed what you said, dressed just the way you told me. And sat there waiting with my incentive and motivation fresh in my mind DScully1964 : And you looked great Mulder :0) Trustno1 : Thanks Scully. While that wasn't really what I was getting at: You looked pretty good yourself . Trustno1 : You should wear those tight fitting jeans more often Scully, really shows of that cute little ass of yours DScully1964 : Behave yourself Mulder !!! Trustno1 : Why!! ?? At last I've found a place I can say what I want to you Scully. Trustno1 :If you can get me to strip naked in front of my computer and go to the airport thinking you'll throw me down on a bed and rip my clothes off. I can most certainly feel free to tell you that you have a nice ass :) Trustno1 : As matter of fact I'll say it again.. You have a great ass Scully ... DScully1964 : Fine... thank you Mulder DScully1964 : So your telling me you didn't enjoy Last Friday night Trustno1 : I didn't say that. DScully1964 : Ok back to familiar territory.... Exactly WHAT are you saying Mulder Trustno1 : While spending the evening with you was very nice ! It wasn't enough DScully1964 : Enough ???? Just what did you have in mind? What would be enough, Mulder ?? Trustno1 : Well for starters I was looking pretty forward to seeing you undo my pants with your teeth.. DScully1964 : Did I ever say I wasn't going to do that?? Trustno1 : No :) I'm still waiting DScully1964 : Patience Mulder, good things come to those who wait!!! Trustno1 : PATIENCE.. WAIT... Your kidding right Scully!!! I've been waiting for 6 years, how much more patient can I get? DScully1964 : All 6 years Mulder??? Trustno1 : Okay not all 6 but a pretty damn good share of it. Trustno1 : Actually the first time you walked in the office I thought of taking my pants off... but it just didn't seem like a good way to make a first impression . Does that count? DScully1964 : Hmmm maybe you should have ? How things might have been different if you'd of dropped your pants the first time we met Mulder Trustno1 : Ok I'll bite ???? DScully1964 : Thats a grin Mulder.. and I don't care for men who bite Trustno1 : No biting Scully.. noted.. care to give me any other tips while I'm taking notes Scully ? DScully1964 : Hang on a second Mulder I'm getting another IM from someone I don't know.. " Hello pretty lady " Who is this idiot?? Trustno1 : Pretty lady Huh? IDIOT ??? Whats the name Scully DScully1964 : MULDER!!! Did you give my screename out ? Trustno1 : Well, Yeah.. But come on Scully, DScully 1964, any idiot who knows you could figure it out!!! Creative your not .. Trustno1 : What's the name ??!!! DScully1964 : Even if I have a pretty good idea already, who is Ladyzzmn Mulder ? Trustno1 : Oh .. that would be Frohike.. sorry Scully DScully1964 : Don't go anywhere Mulder I'll handle you after I get rid of Frohike Trustno1 : First of all better women than you have tried and failed to get rid Frohike. But if your promising to HANDLE me I'll wait all night. DScully1964 : BRB Trustno1 : BRB??? DScully1964 : I'll BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!! Trustno1 : BRB got it :) ================================================================= DScully1964 : Hello Frohike Ladyzzmn : Good evening agent Scully. How did you know it was me. DScully1964 : Wild guess Frohike :) Ladyzzmn : Really ?? DScully1964 : No, Mulder told me. Ladyzzmn : Oh are you talking to agent Mulder right now ? DScully1964 : Well yes as a matter of fact I am. Ladyzzmn : Oh, I'm sorry . I'll be going then. Wouldn't want to interrupt what two consenting adults choose do in the privacy of cyberspace. DScully1964 : We were just talking Frohike!!! Ladyzzmn : Oh I'm sure you were.. ( wink, wink ) DScully1964 : Were you a pervert before or after after you met Mulder ? Ladyzzmn : Before, but I like to think we push each other to excel in that arena DScully1964 : Yes you can both be very proud.. that's some screename you have there Frohike. Ladyzzmn : You like ?? The beauty of cyberspace agent Scully , You can be anyone. Do things you'd never do in the RW. But you know that dont you.?? DScully1964 : Just what are you getting at Frohike.. wait, never mind I'll take that up with Mulder.. DScully1964 : I just looked up you profile Frohike.. this sounds an awful lot someone we both know!!! Ladyzzmn : What can I say, the ladies really go for guys like Mulder so a I borrowed a couple things.. DScully1964 : They do do they ??? I hadn't noticed Ladyzzmn : Well most women do !! You know maybe the two of should give everyone around you a break and get some couples therapy or something. DScully1964 : Uh huh ? Well I'll keep that in mind. Why don't you go talk to Mulder? Ladyzzmn : I talk to Mulder all the time , my work there is done. Is something wrong with him tonight ? DScully1964 : He seems lonely. Ladyzzmn : Again nothing new. Can't help him . Just don't have what he's looking for pretty lady :0) DScully1964 : You "talk to him all the time" ladyzzmn.. What IS he looking for.. Ladyzzmn : Look in your heart agent Scully. Or go take a look in a mirror.. I think you already know. You just have to open yourself up to it... Ladyzzmn : On that note I'm off to a singles chat.. Talk to him agent Scully:) DScully1964 : Goodnight Frohike .. and good luck with the Ladyzz :0) ================================================================= DScully1964 :Mulder are you aware Frohike is using your life to pick up women on the internet Trustno1 : Well lots of luck to him ! Hasn't done me much good. And now that I think of it what do you mean by using my life? DScully1964 : His profile Mulder.. Ladyzzmn "s online profile is you. Trustno1 : Just sec let me go take a look Trustno1 : Gee I look a lot better in that profile than in real life. DScully1964 : Well that's because he only included the good stuff. Trustno1 : Well he's not gonna get lucky in a private chat room telling women he's a troubled, tortured, self centered pain in the ass now is he??? DScully1964 : Maybe ? some women go for that sort of thing you know. Trustno1 : Well I havent met many... and venture to guess the ones that do are more trouble than they are worth. DScully1964 : Do you really see yourself that way Mulder? Trustno1 : Yeah I guess I do. Hell I know I'm no prize Scully. While I'm grateful you do, I have no idea why you put up with me. DScully1964 : OMG I'm gonna quote Frohike.. "I think you already know... you just have to open yourself up to it." Besides Mulder plenty of women think your attractive. Trustno1 : You got names Scully ??? Phone numbers? DScully1964 : Cute :0) If you must know several women at work have asked me about you on more than one occasion. DScully1964 : Women talk Mulder. You've got this whole mysterious, just needs the love of a good woman to save him from himself thing going on. But they all think your not interested.. DScully1964 : Honestly Mulder if you showed any interest you'd have a line at the door eager to do what they can to heal your tortured soul.. Trustno1 : Define interest ... :0) DScully1964 : Sorry your on your own. Dating might be a start? Trustno1 : God why is it that when you hit your 30's that sounds like four letter word.. Do you date Scully?? DScully1964 : No not really Trustno1 : Why is that ?? DScully1964 : Well Mulder to be brutally honest they simply haven't been asking.. Trustno1 : I have a confession Scully. DScully1964 : Are you going confess you told Frohike we have been engaging in cybersex Mulder?? Cause I already know that. I just haven't decided what sort of pain I'm going to inflict on you for that one. Trustno1 : No! and to be exact I only told Frohike you introduced me to the concept :0) DScully1964 : Nice loophole Mulder :0) Confession??? Trustno1 : Well, quite a few men have asked me about you over the years. Most of the time wondering if you and I were involved. DScully1964 : And you said....??? DScully1964 : Mulder ??? Trustno1 : Well lets just say I didn't deny it.. and maybe I steered a couple of men here and there away from the notion of asking you out. DScully1964 : You mean I haven't been dating all these years because of you?? Trustno1 : Seems fitting since I haven't dated because of you Scully :0) DScully1964 : Well at least you had a choice Mulder. Trustno1 : You're right I did. And the only person I wanted to be with was you Scully Trustno1 : I've got a choice for you right now :0) DScully1964 : What's that... Trustno1 : While sitting in the car in an airport parking garage talking last Friday was nice. I still want so much more :) . DScully1964 : Oh see now I just knew we'd get back to pants off with my teeth scenario. Trustno1 : Okay that sounds really good, but I have something a little more simple in mind.. DScully1964 : Oh, well, I do like my men simple. What DID you have in mind Mulder? Trustno1 : Its still early Scully. Can I come by and take you to dinner or a movie DScully1964 : Is this a date Mulder? Trustno1 : Yes Scully, If were ever gonna get to all that ripping off the clothes stuff we have to start somewhere. Besides I guess I owe you a few :0) DScully1964 : Ok Mulder.. you have a date .. I'll be waiting. Trustno1 : Oh and Scully ..... Wear those jeans again THE END..?