From: "Linda Fayne" Date: Thu, 08 Apr 1999 05:42:45 PDT Subject: *NEW*: Another Sunday In The Middle Of A Roller Coaster ============================================= Title: 'Another Sunday In The Middle Of A Roller Coaster' Finished: 291298 Author: Linda Fayne E-mail: lfayne@hotmail.com Rating: R Classification: VRH Spoilers: None. Well, maybe all episodes which contains a certain bald boss, but that doesn't count... ; ) Keywords: Mulder/Scully Romance, Sequel to 'Another Saturday Morning Under The Bed'. Summary: It's an ass-kicking Sunday in Florida, and *anything* can happen on a honeymoon... Dedication: This is to everyone who's sent me feedback for this series! Thank you (or thanX, as the case may be ) so much for your nice comments, and for urging me to write more! You've been wonderful - big hug to all of you!! Disclaimer: Oooooh, you bet. They aren't mine! Ta-dah! Now, call the papers and tell them about these revolutionary news - make sure it gets on the front page! Thank you. Note: Before you start, I've never been to Disneyland. I'm just assuming they have a roller coaster and a Love Tunnel. Call it creativity or just go with it! : ) Earlier in this series: 'Another Monday In The Basement' 'Another Tuesday At Skinner's Office' 'Another Wednesday At A Stakeout' 'Another Thursday In Front Of An Artichoke' 'Another Friday Outside The Church' 'Another Saturday Morning Under The Bed' ============================================= 'Another Sunday In The Middle Of A Roller Coaster' ============================================= Eeeeeeeeeeks!!! Scully, relax! We haven't even started to move yet! Uhm... I know that! I'm just... uh... practising. ::disbelieving gaze:: Practising?! Yeah. This roller coaster could start to move any second, and I don't want my voice to be out of practise. Oh puh-lease!! ::raised eyebrow:: What's that supposed to mean, Mulder? I think you're just scared. Scared? Me? Mulder, after having chased after mutants, little green men and God knows what, why on earth should I be scared for a roller coaster? Well, why else would you bring your gun? You were the one who wanted to go to Disneyland in the first place! *Disneyland*, yes. There's a difference between wanting to go to Disneyland, and wanting to ride a roller coaster for your honeymoon. Is there, Scully? Yes there is. Really? Really. Really? Hey, you're imitating me, Mulder! Well, excuse *me*, Scully, but you imitated me in the first place! ::thinking:: Hmmm... I guess you're right, Mulder. Great minds think alike! You mean, fools never differ? Whatever. Do I get a kiss? Sure! Fine, whatever... Pardon? Oh, never mind, Mulder. I just remembered a line. But bygones. Ha! I *knew* you liked Ally McBeal! Pardon? ::shaking of head:: Uh uh... I said that first, Scully. Said what? Pardon! And can't I use a word just because you've already used it? ::smug expression:: Nope! Why? Because... because Linda says so! ::sigh:: Always that name... doesn't she have the decency to leave us alone on our honeymoon? Doesn't she have anything else to do? Like what? Oh, I don't know... Doesn't she have a *life*? ::bursting out laughing like an idiot:: ::raised eyebrow:: Oh, never mind, Scully. I'm sure you don't want to know. ::suspicious gaze:: Exactly why wouldn't I want to know, Mulder? Because... uh... because she doesn't want it to get out. How do you know that? Is her wearing this threatening face that tells me that she could castrate me any second reason enough? ::giggling:: Oh... I guess so. Hey, that's not funny! It'd be a tragedy! ::serious expression:: Sorry, Mulder! But what about all thousands of authors out there? I'll think about it. About the authors? No, about forgiving you! ::sigh:: Mulder we've already been through this *millions* of times! And I enjoy it just as much every time. Isn't that amazing?! ::rolling of eyes:: Ooooh yeah. ::sulking:: You don't have to get *all* that excited about it. Well, what do you want me to do, Mulder? Starting to strip while dancing riverdance? ::dreamy expression:: Mulder, don't even think about it! ::innocent face:: *You* said it, Scully! ::expression turning smug:: ::worried:: Uh oh... What?? What what? What? Oh, what? What. What? Scully, this conversation is ridiculous! I know! But you started it! I didn't! You said 'what'. Well, you continued! So? So! Then don't blame me for confusing you! Well, you *are* trying to confuse me, Scully! Why would I want to do that? Because you want me to forget about forgiving you? ::muttering under breath:: Damn... What? Mulder! Now *you* are starting it again! So is pardon better? Your "special" word - sure, fine, whatever. And that's *my* line, and you *can't* borrow it! Pilutta dej! *WHAT*?!?!? Mulder, this is the second time you start it! And for the rest... bygones. ::snort:: Well, I'm not envious anyway. ::triumphant look fading:: Well... *fine*. You can't borrow it anyway! Pilutta dej! Scully, that's not funny! Oh, 'tis indeed! Yeah, well, now I'll *definitely* not forgive you for that... whatever it was... unless-- Mulder, I'm *not* gonna strip and have a private riverdance lesson for you! I wasn't going to say that! ::raised eyebrow:: Oh?? May I continue? Be my guest. Unless... you promise the next carousel will be the Love Tunnel! ::sigh of relief:: And you call that *punishment*?! I'd rather say that's a privilege. ::smiling:: Well, that's great, then! ::Raising up to go:: Hey! Where do you think you're going? ::innocent eyes:: To the Love Tunnel? ::grinning:: Haaaah. Nice try. ::deep sigh:: *Fine*, Mulder. I'll ride the roller coaster with you. But you owe me a *huge* thank-you. ::kiss on the cheek:: ThanX, Scully. ::sigh:: You're welXcome, Mulder. Ha, a typo! Where? Oh, *please* don't pretend you didn't see it, Scully! There was no typo! ::watching face closely:: Scully, how many fingers am I holding up? Mulder, just *who* died and made you an optician? There's nothing wrong with my eyes! Well, you spelled 'welcome' with an X! There's no X in 'welcome'! ::smug expression:: And there's no X in 'thanks' either! ::silence:: Well?! ::sigh:: WELL?!? Scully, I'd appreciate if you'd let me spell 'thanX' any way I see fit. I do. But then you must let me spell 'welXcome' any way *I* see fit! Well, there's a difference! Aye? Mulder, you didn't see a difference between Disneyland and a roller coaster, so why should I see a difference here? ::sigh:: Point to you. BFF anyway? BFF? Best Friend Forever? ::smiling:: Sure, Mulder. And lovers. But *without* the abbreviation, please. ::kissing of knuckles:: Whatever you say, milady. Thank-you, my knight. You distracted me, by the way. ::seductive gaze:: Oh, in *what* way? ::giggling:: Not in *that* way, Mulder. There are kids here, y'know. So? So. You distracted me from that Ally McBeal thing. What about Ally McBeal? That's what I was gonna ask *you*. Do you actually watch that stupid show? Uhm... of course not. ::disbelieving gaze:: Mulder, why else would you recognise 'bygones'?? ::guilty expression:: Fine. I do! Will you go marry Skinner now? ::laughing:: No, I wont. Actually I watch it too, Mulder! You do? Yes! I love it! Now, do you still feel ashamed? ::smiling:: No, I don't. I love you, Scully. ::kissing:: Mmmm... me too, Mulder. ::panicked voice:: What's happening, Mulder?!? ::smiling:: Hey, we're starting to move! ::gripping for hand:: Take it easy, Scully! You're not going to fall off! It's so far to the ground, Mulder! It's because we're starting the climb! Oh, I know *that*, dinkus! You mean, honey? Whatever, as long as you hold me. ::smiling:: There's nothing to be afraid of, sweetie! Besides, you should feel safe if you brought your gun! ::annoyed voice:: That's not funny! Anything can happen! Besides, you brought yours too! I did not! Yes you did! No, Scully, I didn't! ::reaching out for it:: Yes you d--... oh, sorry, Mulder. I thought-- Say it! ::giggling hysterically:: I... uh... I thought *that* was you gun! Well, it is... sort of, anyway... And what exactly do you shoot with that gun, Mulder? Uhm... you?! ::blushing:: Mulder, you get a hard on by riding a roller coaster? No, I get a hard on by sitting next to my beautiful, intelligent, sexy wife who's desperately clinging to my arm. Is that so strange? Shh... there are pensioners in the seat behind us! Well, let's give them the time of their life! ::incredulous look:: Mulder, you can't be serious! I'm *always* serious, Scully! ::opening mouth to protest:: Well, *mostly*, anyway! So what do you say? Mulder, there's no way we can have sex in a roller coaster and get away with it! And besides, we'd both fall off! ::thinking:: Oh... well... you're probably right... ::smiling:: Hey, you don't have to look *that* disappointed! There are other ways, you know... ::questioning gaze:: ::innocent kiss, while letting hand travel downwards:: Oh... good idea, Scully. You're so tiny that no one will notice anyway. ::squeeze:: I'm a very capably woman, thank-you very much. Oh, I'd never doubt your capability, Sculleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ::giggling:: Liked that? ::ghostly white face:: The slope? No, my, uhm, handwork, you dink-- I mean honey. ::still ghostly white face:: Uhm... actually, I didn't feel it all that weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. ::laughing:: Mulder! That wasn't scary! It was only a small slope! ::wrinkling of brow:: Hey! I thought *you* should be the scared one! ::triumphant smile:: It wasn't *that* scary! Besides... it's kind of fun. Kind of fun? ::batting of eyelashes:: Yeah... don't you think? Ahh... yeah, when you say it.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeh! Or maybe not. Scully? ::trying hard not to laugh:: Yes? I can't believe I'm saying this, but... would you... mind if we continued this in the Love Tunnel instead? Mulder, kindly loosen your grip on my arm. I can't feel my fingers. Oh... sorry. ::smiling:: It's okay. And no, I won't mind. Good-- Mulder! Sit down! I'm looking for the emergency break! Mulder! What about a rope, then? There's got to be one somewhereeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ::laughing:: Scully, that's not funny! We need to get off! This is suicide! Mulder, we're *down*! It's the end! ::looking around:: Hmm... we are! There *is* a God after all! ::giggling:: Mulder, you're crazy! I only want to protect you! ::laughing out loud:: Oh aye?! Aye! *Aye*?? ::sulky expression:: Fine! I *was* scared! Now, go marry Skinner! Mulder, I'm not marrying anyone except you! Besides, this is our honeymoon - we're already married! Bigamy is prohibited in this country, you know. ::smiling:: Thanks, Scully. I love you. And I love you back. If Ally McBeal ever scares you, I promise I'll protect you. ::smiling:: Thank-you, Mulder. I'll keep that in mind. Now, where's that infamous Love Tunnel? Over there! Come on, let's run! I love this carousel, Mulder. ::kissing of forehead:: Me too, Scully. Sitting in a boat, slowly gliding over the water is much more fun. Oh, really?! Really. It's also much more... intimate... Glad you feel that way, Mulder. Now... how about resuming what we started up there? Ohhh... sounds like an excellent... ahhh... idea, Scully. ::giggling:: ::suddenly looking around in panic:: Except... ::worried gaze:: Except what, Mulder? ::silence:: Mulder?! ::whispering:: Scully, there is water here! Yes? Did you detect that *now*? Yes-- no, but I didn't really think of the possibilities. What possibilities? The Goldfish, Scully! What if there are Goldfish in the water?! ::bursting out laughing:: Mulder, will you *please* forget about that silly goldfish conspiracy?? But what if it's real, Scully? It's *not*, Mulder! I promise you! Look into the water - can you see any goldfish? ::studying the water intently:: Well? Uhm... no. But just because I can't see them-- ::smiling:: Mulder!!! If you ever, ever get hunted by a goldfish, I promise you I'll protect you! I brought my gun, remember? ::smiling:: Fine, I trust you, Scully. Good. Now, this carousel isn't endless, so let's pick up the pace. ::kissing:: Good idea. Screw the Goldfish. Besides, I don't think anything could ever scare me as much as the roller coaster anyway... ::studying the ceiling:: Scully?! Wanna bet? Wanna bet what? That nothing could scare you more than the roller coaster? Sure! I've never been so scared in my whole life, and that's a fact. Are you sure?! ::triumphant smile:: Scully, whatever you may come up with, can't possibly scare me as much! Well... Well?! Mulder, I'm pregnant. ... Mulder?! ::passing out:: *~*THE EEEEEND*~* ============================================= Well, that's it! Finito! Blame the one who decided to only give the week seven days - I'm just a victim of this conspiracy, like everyone else. If you have any idea how to change that, let me know! : ) Also, I've never seen Cocktail. Honestly. My friend who beta- read this story told me about a similar incident in it, but I wanted to keep this anyway. Call it psychic transmission or whatever you want... : ) As always, FEEDBACK is appreciated more than you know: Thanks a lot for hanging with me this far! I love you all! (...and who knows? Maybe, one day, when I get too bored or too lonely..... in another fit of madness............. : ) ) =============================================