From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 22:54:20 -0500
Subject: Bachelor Pad by BJ Mulder
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Title: Bachelor Pad
Author: BJ Mulder
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. I don't have the patients to come
 up with these two nuts.
Archive: Sure thing. Let me know so I can come visit.
E- Mail: bj_mulder@yahoo.com
Keywords: Humor, PWP
Feedback: Hell yes.
Spoilers: post -all things
Summary: What really happened in all things.
Authors Notes: Here it is almost three months late, 
my post ep for all things. After visiting a friend of
mine this story just popped up. I would like to thank
 Jozellie for her support. You kick ass darlin'.
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     Scully woke up  on Mulder's leather couch. The blanket 
that he draped over her proved to
     make a
very good oven. She was hotter then hell. The trail of
 sweat on the couch proved that.
     She got up to leave. They had work tomorrow
 (or was it later this morning).She couldn't tell
the digital clock on the VCR was still blurry. 
Scully picked up her jacket off the coat rack and started
out the door. She then realized that she had to powder her nose
 and headed for Mulder's room.
     Scully pushed the slightly open door open more and was hit
 with an odor she had never smelt
before. She backed up. 'Good grief what died in here?' she
 wondered to herself. 'Ok, just hold your
breath and go and get this over with and leave.' She told herself.
     She stepped into the door, dropped her coat on his bed,
 and moved towards his bathroom.
When she got there she turned on the light and closed the door. 
She tried breathing through her nose
again but the smell was still there. 'Oh man, what is up with him.
 Jeez.'. 
     After using the facilities, Scully washed her hands. As she 
reached for the towel her elbow
knocked over a cup half full of water. "Damn." She whispered 
to herself. The water had splashed onto
her shirt and was all over the floor. She bent over to wipe up
 most of the water when she accidently
knocked Mulder's  toothbrush into the toilet. "Oh. No" 
she groaned. 'What the hell is wrong with me?
And what the hell is that smell?' She thought. 
     Scully laid a towel over the water on the floor and
 then looked at the toilet. 'How am I going to
fish that out of there?'She wondered. Scully looked
 around the bathroom searching for something that
grabbed her eye. She spied a toilet brush in the corner.
 She would dig the toothbrush out of the water
then grab it. That was her plan, until she noticed a ring
 around the interior of the bowl. 'Oh.
Gross.'Scully thought. 'This has to be quick. Only use
 two fingers. Ok great.' Scully got the toothbrush
out of the toilet and flung it into sink and turned on the
 hot water. 'Should I wake him and tell him or
should I just leave him a note.' She thought. She decided 
to leave him a note. 
     Scully was checking the rings around her eyes and had 
to push the mirror closed. When she
encountered resistance she opened the mirror. When she
 looked in she found three bottels of Gold
Bond Medicated Powder . 'What the hell does he need 
three bottles of Gold Bond?' She wondered.
Then she remembered what her brothers told her 
about it. "Ohhh " Scully said in a hush and smiled.
'Look he even has the travel size.' she giggled to
 herself. 'Look what else he has here. He has
hemorrhoids. Go figure.' 
     Scully picked up the towel off the floor when
 she noticed the trash can. She looked in and saw
a 'Hair Color for Men' box. "Little vain aren't we
 Mulder." She whispered to herself. Scully couldn't
stop smiling. She was learning new things about Mulder all the time. 
     She noticed that her shirt was still wet . Scully took 
her shirt off and started to blow on it hoping
it would dry. 'What the hell am I doing' she thought to
 herself. She quickly put her shirt back on. 'That
smell is getting to me.' Finally ready to go Scully turned
 off the light walked into Mulder's room picked
up her jacket and left. She smiled to herself and thought
 of all the embarrassing things she had to throw
away when she got home.
The End