From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org
Date: 28 Jan 2004 21:41:17 -0000
Subject: Bedroom Banter by Tali_Abdn
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Title: Bedroom Banter
Author: Tali (Tali_Abdn@btinternet.com)
Rating: PG-13 
Category:  Challenge 
Disclaimer: Not mine.  
Notes: In response to Haven's Talk to Me Again Challenge. I had 
so much fun the first time round I thought I would subject you 
all to more... *g*!
Spoilers: None

Thanks to Elizabeth, OkayVal and Sandra for beta and encouragement.

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"Mulder, wake up" 

"Mmm...I'm awake, was jus' dozin'."

"You were snoring, Mulder."

"Hmm...was not.  Don't snore."

"How would you know if you were asleep?"

"Hmm...maybe. Why aren't you sleeping?"

"Too wired to sleep."

"Want me to tire you out a little?"

"Mulderrrr---"

"What?  You're not going shy on me are you, Scully?"

"No, I'm not going shy on you, it's just---"

"Just what, Scully?"

"What's going to happen tomorrow?"

"Nothing...we don't have anything on our schedule, do we?"

"I didn't mean work."

"Oh....well, we just carry on as normal."

"Like nothing's changed?"

"Yeah...exactly the same.  Well, except we'll no longer be alone 
at night."

"Why, are you planning on getting a pet, Mulder?"

"Scullyyy, no that's not what I meant and you know it."

"Yeah, I know.  Mulder, what if 'They' find out?"

"Find out that we're together?"

"Yeah."

"Doesn't matter. They already know how much we mean to each other.  
We may as well enjoy the benefits."

"Enjoy the benefits, Mulder?  God, you sure do know how to make 
a girl feel special."

"You are special, Scully."

"Yeah well, sometimes a girl wants a little romance."

"A little romance, huh?  Is that what you really want, to be 
showered with roses and chocolates?"

"Maybe..."

"Hmm...I'll take that under advisement, Agent Scully...So how 
about some sexy lingerie and a pair of diaphanous nylon 
pantyhose?"

"What?"

"You know, a little romantic gift?"

"Diaphanous nylon pantyhose?!"

"Yeah...mmm...I can just see it now."

"Diaphanous?  Have you been using 'Word of the Day' toilet paper 
again, Mulder?"

"Funny, Scully.  No, actually I read about them in a magazine---"

"Stop right there...I do not want to know any more about your 
chosen reading material."

"Aww, but, Scully it wasn't <that> bad and they do look really 
hot."

"I bet.  No, thanks, Mulder...on second thought I'll stick with the 
roses and chocolates."

"You sure?  I mean, it?s not like you would be wearing them for very 
long." 

"How considerate of you.  Ok, let's just say I agreed to wear this 
sexy outift, with--what was the word--diaphanous nylon pantyhose; 
just what would -you- be wearing, Mulder?"

"A monstrous hard-on, Scully."

"Now that would be an impressive sight."

"Thanks, Scully."

"Don't mention it."

"I am so glad you came."

"Me, too.  Twice, if I remember correctly."

"Scullyyy...I had no idea you would get so feisty after a little 
action."

"Who says it's just after?  Maybe I get this way 'before' a little 
action, too."

"Oh, yeah? Prove it."


The End!



 
The Challenge Elements were:

Write a fic in 500 words or less

It MUST be all dialogue

You must use the words:
roses
monstrous
schedule
snoring
Diaphanous