From: Kat Date: 23 Feb 2000 06:49:21 GMT Subject: NEW: Best Kind Of Love TITLE: Best Kind Of Love (sorry, couldnt think of a better one) AUTHOR: DivineyPoo (formerly known as Katsy1121) EMAIL: DivineyPoo@cs.com GENRE: MSR, saccharine declarations of love..hey, I try.. RATING: PG for some serious pillow-fighting and bickering from our Moose and Squirrel SPOILERS: ::thinking::..uh..nope..can't think of any... ARCHIVE: go ahead, knock yourself out..if you want, leave me a lil note so I can visit DISCLAIMERS: not mine, never will be....they all belong to that shipper-tease of a surfer god...oh and that animal network too.. NOTE: this is marks my return as the NEW and IMPROVED fanfic writer..ok..so maybe some might disagree but I've decided to come out from behind my writer's block to post this...be gentle..I'm a born-again fanfic writer ;) FEEDBACK: I am down on my knees and stripped of my dignity.. FLAMES: ::: in Mulderesque fashion:::: BRING IT ON.. ************** The Best Kind of Love by Divine ************** "You know, I've always thought that the best kind of love was rooted in friendship." "Mulder, I'm trying to sleep..." "No, just listen for a second, Scully...you know how the saying goes "Friends make the best lovers"?, I live by that statement." "Ok, Mulder, it's 3 in the morning, I'm tired, we're basically sardined in this hellhole you call a motel room, I'm drenched, I need a shower and you want me to get into a philosophical discussion with you about sleeping with your friends?" "Well...yes." "Well then, good for you, I, for one, am going to sleep." long pause. "Ok, so what do you think?" exasperated sigh. "I think that if you had a friend who would drag you over hell and high-water, in the rain, I might add, to look for some big foot trails in the mud because he was afraid the rain might wash it all up only to find that it's all a big hoax perpetrated by some extremely bored teenagers, and then because of the storm, sticks both of you into one motel room-the only room supposedly in "good working condition" except for an incredibly annoying drip-dripping from the ceiling above not only one but both of the mattresses so that you both have to sleep in specific positions on the floor...." "Are you done yet?" a glare. "...I'd have to say..Love hurts." "But that still doesn't answer my question." "And what question would that be?" "What do you think about sleeping with your friends?" "Mulder, if this is your way of getting a confession out of me, I'm not in the mood, ok?" "Honestly, Scully, I just want to know...nothing more." "Why should I answer that question? It's certainly none of your business, but even more, why should I answer that when the topic at hand was about how *you* felt about it?" "Conversation. Scully, you usually need two people to have a conversation?" "I realize that but what does my views on the matter have to do with how you feel about that saying?" "What have you got to hide, Scully? it's a fairly simple question: what do you think the best kind of love is rooted in?" "Now you're just changing the question, Mulder, make up your mind." an exasperated sigh. "Fine. I want to know what you think the best kind of love is rooted in, not what you think about sleeping with your friends, alright?" "Mulder, I don't see why you're the one suddenly exasperated at me, you're the one who wanted to have this conversation in the first place." "Scully, just answer the question." "No, Mulder. Goodnight." long silence. "You're just so good to be true.... can't take my eyes off of you..." "Arrrghhhhh!!! Mulder, if I wanted to baby-sit, I could've stayed at home with my nephew!" "You feel like heaven to touch...I wanna hold you so much.." "Are you deliberately acting like a five year old to annoy me??" "Yes, is it working?" no answer. "I guess I'll just have to be louder then...AT LONG LAST LOVE HAS ARRIVED...this can stop, you know, if you just answer the question...AND I THANK GOD I'M ALIVE...." "Arrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!" "YOU'RE JUST SO... GOOfffffff..." "Ok..Scully, if a pillow fight is what you want...a pillow fight is what you'll get.." "Owwww!! stop aiming for my head!!" "Then stop.. aiming......for mine!" "Ok, ok..Scully..uncle.....SCULLY!! I said UNCLE!" "Oh..sorry...I got carried away there." "Alright then we're both back to being adults?" "Yeah, well, you started it." "No, I didnt..anyway, that's not the point." "Oh really? And what was? To annoy the hell out of me because I have to say you seem to have an inborn talent for doing that." "No." "No? no, you didn't bring up the topic to prove a point or no, you don't have an inborn talent for annoying me?" "No, I wanted to find an easier way to tell you that I love you but since you're hell-bent on wanting it the hard way, fine..Scully, can you inch closer to me so that I can look at you or is that too much to ask of you?..I see I've rendered you completely speechless..good..I need this moment to be uninterrupted...ok...Dana Scully...as hard as it is for you to imagine, the time I've spent chasing aliens and big foots through 'hell and high-water', as you so succinctly put it, with you has been nothing short of heaven, if it ever existed, it existed in my life with you and inasmuch as you are a complete pain in the ass sometimes....ok, I deserved that...anyway, inasmuch as you have..ahem...grounded me..I love you...you are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in a human being..Very simply and very truly..I love you...and not in a friendly way...I know you probably think of me as a friend, a partner and I'm honored with that alone but I have to say it..I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you...I can't look at you without feeling some kind of loss...I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for who you are...regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face looks like the inevitable shoot-down and you know, I'll accept that...but I know that part of you is hesitating for a moment..and if there is a moment of hesitation then that means you feel something too...all I ask of you is to try and dwell on that for just ten more seconds..." "Mulder..." " ....Scully, there isn't another soul on this planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you..and..and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau.." "Mulder..." "..because it's there between you and me..I see it everytime you raise you're eyebrows at me..I see it when you give me one of you're enigmatic half-smiles..and you can't deny that...and even if, you know, we work in absolute awkwardness from this moment on..please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me..." "MULDER!!" "What??" "Shut up and kiss me." "Oh..." loonnnng silence. ******************* The End Note: I took the liberty of snipping a few lines of dialouge from "Chasing Amy"..why?..just cos I liked it..;) so whatdya think? ^ ^ >{o.o}< kat XFW # 914 " Sometimes, if I sit and stare for long enough..an idea pops up and I write something profound...but this is not one of those times.." ~ yours truly