From: kiwiclan@aol.com (Kiwiclan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files.creative
Subject: NEW - Blue Light Special -- super short
Date: 9 Aug 1995 12:42:20 -0400


  All righty then folks, here's a real quick ditty that was inspired to me
while shopping with my fiancee.  The Tweety Bird part came from a
conversation I had with Sheryl Martin, Rosie Passanisi, and Carol Ann, my
fiancee, about how Scully and Tweety look alike.
  Mulder and Scully belong to the great trio (no, not the Marx Bros.) of
Chris Carter, Fox BC, and Ten-Thirteen productions.  Wal-Mart belongs to
whoever started the company.  And Tweety Bird belongs to Warner Bros.
(minus their sister Dot?).  I still say the WB characters could kick the
Disney character's butts, but that's just my opinion.
  Mulder's behavior does not reflect my own on this excursion.
  Comments welcome, but don't bother flaming, go get your oil changed
instead.
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Blue Light Special
by Taylor Nelson
Kiwiclan@aol.com
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 "Come on, Mulder, it's not like it's Chinese Water Torture or something."
 "Yeah, but women always take so long and try things on and make sure
everything matches and..."
 "Fox Mulder, that is one of the *most* sexist things I have ever heard!"
 "But it's true, isn't it?"
 "No!  And just for that, you are coming with me and I'm going to prove
you wrong!"

 The Wal-Mart was moderately busy for early afternoon.  Scully pulled him
whining into the lingerie department.
  "For crissake Mulder, this'll be quick and painless."
 "Yeah, that's what my dentist said before the root canal."
 Scully ignored him and went over to the bras.  She picked on up, "What do
you think, forest green or black?"
 What does it matter, he thought, I'll never see it.  "I don't know."
 "Doesn't matter, they're 2 for 1."
 Mulder merely sighed and rolled his eyes.
 "I need some socks," she said and walked over to the racks.
 Mulder followed quietly.
 "Hmmm, I don't see any with Lycra.  I need some with Lycra."
 He groaned, but a pair of lacy thigh-highs caught his eye.
 Moments later Scully thwacked him on the arm, "Don't you even think it."
 He smirked.
 She had started rooting through a bargain in of socks looking for her
Lycra when he found it.
 Mulder's eyes widened as he walked over to them.
 "Scully, take at look at this," he said bringing them over.
 He held up a pair of Tweety Bird panties.
 "Oh my God."
 "Don't you think you two look alike?"
 "Um...no."
 "Really, you don't see the big eyes and bubbly look?"
 "Bubbly?  Are you calling me an airhead or something?"
 "No.  Scully, I...."
 Mulder didn't have a chance to go any further.  Scully had torn the
panties from his hands, pulled them over his head, and stormed out in a
huff.
 I told her it was torture, he thought.
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Taylor nelsoN            ######Kiwiclan@aol.com######         
Author, X-Phile, Whovian, Vintage VW Owner (1966 Beetle), 
Member of SYX, BAXFEG, AOLXFClub, Eden Agent, Dragon Posse
"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it
 rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a
 terrible thing for the Padres!" --Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer
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