From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 15:50:58 EDT
Subject: Bobbo's Revenge
Source: direct

Mulder's apartment
2:36 p.m.

Special Agent Fox Mulder was preparing for his cousin, Bobbo, to arrive. 
Considering the fact that he had no bedroom, Mulder decided to give Bobbo his 
beloved couch and he would sleep on the floor. Making sure that the termites 
hadn't destroyed to much of his wooden furniture, he called Scully. I still 
can't figure out why. I guess it's because I have to tie her in here somehow. 
Anyways, he called her and she told him something that forced him to sit in a 
chair.
"Mulder, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your cousin's plane 
crashed. He's dead. I am so sorry."
"If he is dead, then why is he knocking on my door repeatedly?"
"I....I don't know. Answer it!"
So, he hung up on Scully (that's a new one. not.) and answered the door. 
"Bobbo! Come in. Oh yeah. I almost forgot. A friend of mine told me that you 
were dead. Is that true?"
"Obviously, I am not dead. Or am I?" Then Bobbo let out and earth-shattering 
laugh. "As a matter of fact. I am the only one alive and you are all dead."
"On what do you base that assumption?" Mulder asked.
"Because I said so.....so bite me!" 
It turns out that Bobbo was right. Everyone else was dead and he was the only 
one who was living. But Bobbo was scared when he realized that the majority 
of the world was dead and he was alone. So, he ran back to his home planet, 
Zuron.

The moral of this story is that this is probably the worst story that I could 
ever think up. Please, disregard this immediately after you read this. I 
needed to fill up that void in my day.