From: nsimpson@gpu1.srv.ualberta.ca (Nicola Simpson) Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files.creative Subject: NEW SHORT-"Byte Me" Date: 11 Nov 1995 16:46:32 GMT Insert standard disclaimer here. The X-Files, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, and Walter Skinner property of Chris Carter, 10-13 Productions, and 20th Century Fox Television. Any resemblance is intentional... "Byte Me" by Nicola Simpson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To: "Dana Scully" From: "Fox Mulder" Date: 10 Nov 1997 14:46 GMT Subject: :) Hey, Scully, guess who? For all it was a pain in the ass on the plane, *now* I'm glad you made me take your laptop on this case. I've managed to plug the modem into the phone line in my room at the Bide-a-Wee motel, and have managed to telnet in to our home server. Amazing what these things can do, huh? By the way, I've been looking through some of your files-I didn't know you were such a big fan of that actor! Those are *some* gif's-just what newsgroups have you been hanging out on? Fox Mulder no sig file xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Fox Mulder" From: "Dana Scully" Date: 10 Nov 1997 19:17 GMT Subject: Re: :) On 10 Nov 1997 14:46 GMT, Fox Mulder wrote: >big fan of that actor! Those are *some* gifs-just what >newsgroups have you been hanging out on? Ha! Browsing alt.sex.aliens isn't really my style, it's yours. Besides, Mulder, those are *private files*! And those gifs are tame compared to the guy's movies, fyi... Just forget it... How's Pittsburgh? What's the case like? I can't believe that Skinner sent you without me-now I get to spend the week doing paperwork. Your paperwork. Well, at least I'll get some peace and quiet with you gone :) ttyl. Scully xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Dana Scully" From: "Fox Mulder" Date: 12 Nov 1997 08:28 GMT Subject: help? I'm about to fax you the autopsy results from this case-can you just look over them and give me your conclusions? I don't trust the people here... Fox Mulder no sig file xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Fox Mulder" From: "Dana Scully" Date: 12 Nov 1997 23:57 GMT Subject: Autopsy notes Attch: Autopsy notes (3 KB) Okay, Mulder, here you go. Weird stuff, wish I was there with you. FYI-If the body temp was at 78 degrees when you found it, I concur with the ME's time of death. The only problem there is the exsanguination, which looks like it occurred after death. In that environment, the exsanguination should have taken longer than the amount of time between the time of death and when the body was found. IMHO... Read the report I've attached, it'll explain further... When are you coming home, BTW? I went to feed your fish today, but *somebody* hasn't been feeding them too often at *all*-2 of them were already dead... There is however, a myriad of other life forms in your apartment-when was the last time you cleaned? Scully xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Dana Scully" From: "Fox Mulder" Date: 13 Nov 1997 09:21 GMT Subject: Re: Autopsy notes Thanks for the report, I appreciate it. Before I came, these idiots didn't even think the guy had been exsanguinated, they just thought he was *really* pale. Sheesh... I wish you were here too, none of these flakes know how to play along with Jeopardy on tv! It doesn't really matter though-the reception on the tv in my room is terrible-looks like the mother ship landed right on top of it... Don't know when I'm coming home , I still have to write up the profile. How about dinner at Sorrento's when I come back? I still owe you for my birthday... RE: the fish! Those murders are on *your* head, not mine! All I'll say is that there had better be replacements there when I come back! Fox Mulder no sig file xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Fox Mulder" From: "Dana Scully" Date: 14 Nov 1997 04:20 GMT Subject: Re: Re: Autopsy notes On 13 Nov 1997 09:21 GMT, Fox Mulder wrote: >the profile. How about dinner at Sorrento's when I come back? I As long as you're paying. I can't afford to feed you anymore, you're worse than a goat. I'll bet you're living on seeds and Crackerjack right now... I'll buy you new fish, but I'm NOT cleaning your apartment, got it? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Dana Scully" From: "Fox Mulder" Date: 16 Nov 1997 11:39 GMT Subject: ARGH! This is taking *forever*! They don't need me anymore, I handed in the profile yesterday! Talked to Skinner about coming home, but he wants me to stay until they catch the murderer. I miss my couch. I miss you. I miss you on my couch ;) Fox Mulder no sig file xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Fox Mulder" From: "Dana Scully" Date: 16 Nov 1997 20:03 GMT Subject: Re: ARGH! Have you ever considered cybersex? Think of the possibilities... Scully xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Dana Scully" From: "Fox Mulder" Date: 17 Nov 1997 02:41 GMT Subject: cybersex The following message is encoded in WARP format: $^!*&)*$)&$(&$!)(&@*$^*@&$^*@^$*@^$*&@$^@)(&))@!($^!!($^)!$&($@@()!#&!)#&()!*#(^!#(^(!#^!(*#$^(!#^(!#^(^&!(#^)(!^(#^!(^(!^(~)^~^^#&%&~$^#!^@#(@&!(#%!(@#%*!@#^)!^&$!)*%($%(&!%&(#!&$($&^!)@^&*%@*&$%)!)*&$^)!*$^)! ^$#*@^@*^#$(!*)$*&^!)*%$)^*^!$&!($&&*$^(_&+_*#+$*(^*^#(*!^#(!^)$^(_$*&*)$^_($&_(!*+^$&*#^*(&$_$+$)(^$+$*_!*($^&+&$(*!&!+#&*($^!(_&$_!$&!*(^!&$+_&$!*(^$+!$&!_(*^!$*&$_&*^$_!$&+!#_(^$($&)&$!*^#*!^$!)(#!!&*#%!*^$*&%&!_+!$&!_#^!$_!+!$+!$^_+!$&!_ $^+!&!$!(_#&_!$^!_^)!^$_^*!&%#_(!^$^_!&+^(!^$+!$&(!^$_!$^_!(^$$+!*$%!_&!+^$+&$(*^#*!%^#)!++!^$$!^$+!&*!$^!$&_!$&!)$^_!$!&$_!^$_!$&!+$&!($^_!$+!_^$*^!*$_$&+&(!*^$+&!(*$^.. %$%(%&^$)^%(&^$()^)%^*@^(*#^(*&@_@&$(*^$*@$&(_*@&$*)@^*&@$^_(^$*&!*&^*$^*&^$) @*&#^*%!_$^_(^++&*!#^+$&*$^+$&*!^+$*!^+$*#^+!$+^+|!*|&*(#(*#+$*(#^!&+|!# #(! !*#^)*!^#_(^@*&%$_&#*&!%($&+)$&*&!%(*$&+&#*&%^(&$(*^&*#^)+$&*!#^&*#^$_&&*^#_$ &#^!*&#_$+!$+|$|!&#+$*()#&*&^!#^&#*#&^%$(^@$%!^@$!@^!#_$*&%!^&!_&$(!^#*&^%#!( Q&^*!^$*%!&*^$(_^!&*^$(^#&*%$!(_&)%$(&$+&(%~+$^*^*$&*!^*!%$($&*!&#^$(*#_($^&*# !#^*&%#_$!^&*%@!_!_$+|$(+$|+&$(^&*%#(_(^+$&!^$(!$+$^&!*&^(_&_*^%!&^%_^+#^*$^)@ Fox Mulder no sig file xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Fox Mulder" From: "Dana Scully" Date: 18 Nov 1997 10:13 GMT Subject: Re: Cybersex On 17 Nov 1997 02:41 GMT, Fox Mulder wrote: >!#$%#^&$$^&(*&_(^*^*()%&*(^)^$*%)*#$%*^*)&(_(^*)&()%$)#&^))@#!$ Okay, that's it. I'm coming in on the 3:16 flight from Dulles. Meet me at the airport. xo Scully xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: "Dana Scully" From: "Fox Mulder" Date: 18 Nov 1997 11:21 GMT Subject: Coming home! I've had it with Pittsburgh. I'll be on the 5 pm flight getting into D.C. Don't worry about picking me up, I'll meet you at home. Fox Mulder no sig file THE END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ um, nic ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~