From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 15:51:40 EDT
Subject: Candyland
Source: direct

F.B.I. Headquarters 3:48 p.m. 

"You sadistic ginger bread man!" Special Agent Dana Scully screamed at the 
board game."Why must you mock me so? Hey! That's my mound of chocolate!" 
"Whoa. Scully. It's just a game," her partner, Special Agent Fox Mulder, said 
in a condescending voice. 
"That's what you think!" She yelled, pulling out her gun and squeezing the 
trigger........ 
"Um, Scully? The safety's on." 
"Oh." She squeezed the trigger again.......... 
"Um, Scully? You need some ammo." 
"Oh." She turned the gun around and put a round of bullets into the chamber 
of her gun. Then she squeezed the trigger again........... 
"Um, Scully, you didn't point it at me.....Scully? Scully? Scully?!" 

Later, in Intensive Care 

Scully woke up in a daze with bandages around her face. "Mulder, where am I? 
What happened?" 
"You're in the hospital. You shot yourself in the face. You had plastic 
surgery. Want me to take off the bandages?" 
"What do I look like?" 
"Yourself. I gave them your wallet so that they could do your face as it was 
on your ID." 
"Oh. But Mulder, I still have my wallet with me. It's hurting my butt." 
Surely enough, it was there, in her pocket. 
"Hey! My wallet's gone!" Mulder shouted. 
Then they took off the bandages. Yup, you guessed it.