From: Cornflake Girl Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 16:47:35 -0800 (PST) Subject: NEW: Cheap Beer and Peanut Butter Cups: En Ami Title: Cheap Beer and Peanut Butter Cups: En Ami Author: Cornflake Girl Feedback: LoneGungirl@webtv.net Rating: PG-13 Category: V Archive: Take my fic, love it, nurture it, and let me have credit for it. It *is* mine, after all. Spoilers: En Ami Keywords: NONE Summary: Two words: Scully's diary Disclaimer: In 1993, some blond surfer dude brought to life Scully and Mulder. I am not that blond surfer dude, therefore, this character is not mine. Sue and you get some X-Files books, classic literature, horror stories, and about twenty-five CDs, including every Tori Amos CD. Sound appealing? Author's Notes: I know, I'm late. Between homework and staring at a half-naked Mark (The Others is a GOOD SHOW!) for an hour, I had no time for anything. But now I do, so here it is. --Cheap Beer and Peanut Butter Cups: En Ami-- Damn that cigarette-smoking bastard. Why did I trust him. Why, why why?? Just because he apparently grew a fucking heart and decided to "help" us out a little? Damn. What was it with the little black dress? I didn't need some man old enough to be my father getting off on seeing me wear a low-cut dress. Blech. Maybe he knew about the microphone I oh-so-discreetly tucked into my bra. And I also don't need said old man analyzing how I feel about my partner. Sure I love Mulder, but I'm not about to go blaring it out on a cheerleader's megaphone. Chocolate really is a cure-all food. Chocolate and beer is even better. No one would ever take good litte Dana Katherine for a beer lover. Well, they're wrong, aren't they? I wonder what the brain surgery was all about. Huh. Well, that's a wondering for another day. Good night.