From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 15:52:45 EDT
Subject: Christmas Catastrophe
Source: direct

Mrs. Scully's house
Christmas Eve

Special Agent Dana Scully and her family were gathered around the living room 
for their annual gift opening. Scully was opening a present from her brother 
Bill Jr. She took out all of the paper and inside the box was a keychain with 
the words Apollo written on it.
"Oh. Thank you, Bill, but Mulder already bought me one just like this!" 
Scully said apologetically.
"I knew I didn't like that little weasel. I swear..........someday," Bill Jr. 
mumbled to himself. As fast as reindeer bombarding Santa, there was a 
pounding on the door. They heard voices outside.
"I swear, officer, I was only teasing! I would never spray a can of mase in 
the face of an innocent child!" It was the unmistakable voice of Fox Mulder. 
Scully jumped to her feet and, not wanting to waste a minute of her precious 
time, she blasted the door down with her handy-dandy Smith and Wesson that, 
for some reason, she never seems to leave behind.
Once the door was down, one of the officers said casually,"You know, maam, we 
were about to ring the bell........"
Ignoring his snide tone, Scully screamed,"Mulder, what are you doing here?! 
You can't just barge in on my family events!"
"That's it. I can't sit idly by while that little twit tears my family 
apart!" Bill Jr. yelled as he stalked up to Mulder. Then, in a sudden burst 
of naive intimidation, Bill Jr. slowly backed away and started crying. Since 
I have to somehow make this an x-file (it's an unwritten rule of fanfics. 
lol) , let's just say that Bill Jr. turned out to be an agent for the shadow 
government, Mulder was released of his charges, and Scully ended up shooting 
Bill Jr. because she thought that he gave her the cancer. Of course, she 
missed all vital organs and that annoying freak (as you can probably tell, I 
don't like her brother too well) is still healthy and running about.

The moral of this story is to stay in school and just try not to become as 
twisted as me. Do something productive with your time! =)