From: Jewlz Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 22:51:24 -0400 Subject: New!! Computer Chaos <1/1> Title: Computer Chaos Author: Jewlz! Archive: Anywhere as long as my name is on it. Category: Fun fic ;D Disclaimer: All XF characters belong to Chris Carter, the lord of the files, and all other characters belong to me. Note: Some people who frequent the ATXF newsgroup may find some of this hilarious....or at least I hope so. This is in a small way a homage to them. ;) Rating: PG-13 for a few bad words Summary: Laughter is the best medicine..... X-tra: If you like this kind of story, you can go to Gossamer and find others in the "Computer" series that have been written by me. ************ Special Agent Walter Skinner sighed in frustration. Working late in the office always gave him a headache. "No wonder my agents all asked off for tonight," he grumbled to himself. It was Friday night and Skinner felt he was the only agent left in the building. He slowly took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. The pain eased, but only for a moment. After a little while, he opened his eyes again. Sleep was a not an option. There were many, perhaps hundreds, of legal documents just waiting to be read and properly placed together according to the cases his agents were working on. The most worrisome of course, was the X-files. It was enough to give *any* director a headache just to read them. Skinner sighed again and shook his head. Suddenly, his eyes wondered over to his computer desk on the far wall. Usually, he didn't get on it much, but something was telling him to go over and cut it on. "I guess I could play for a while... maybe a quick game of solitaire..." he rationalized as he went over. Within just a few minutes of surfing on the net, he found himself floating right into a chat community. "Hmm.. looks familiar..." he whispered. It almost felt like something was guiding him right into Area 51, a seemingly non-popular hang-out... ************ Area 51 grumpy has entered the room Dr. Sulky says: Don't believe everything you hear... but then again... TRUSTEVERYONE says: what? don't you trust me? ;) Dr. Sulky says: Of course I trust you Mulder.... but.... it's just that.. TRUSTEVERYONE says: Sssh! someone's in here.. grumpy says: hi Dr. Sulky says: Hello. This is a private room... so if you don't mind... TRUSTEVERYONE says: Yes... please leave grumpy says: gee i'm sorry I thought anyone could go into these rooms Dr. Sulky says: It *is* a public room but we use it for our meetings because no one usually comes here grumpy says: sorry Dr. Sulky says: it's ok Dr. Sulky says: goodbye grumpy says: so when can I come back? JesuzSavez!! has entered the room JesuzSavez!! says: Hello everyone!!!! TRUSTEVERYONE says: O god JesuzSavez!! says: That is blasphemy!! U R going to hell!!!!! Dr. Sulky says: please get out of here..this is a private meeting sexy_feet has entered the room sexy_feet says: anyone want to play with my toes? grumpy says: HAHAHHA EverybodyLovesAMooCow has entered the room TRUSTEVERYONE says: Leave now or I'll kick you all out JesuzSavez!! says: Praise the Lord of the most highest!!!!!! Blessez be hiz name!!!!!! :):):):):):) TRUSTEVERYONE: throws up in the corner EverybodyLovesAMooCow says: moooooooo sexy_feet says: I love toes for they are cute grumpy says: Hi Jesuz JesuzSavez!! says: Hi Grumpy!! You don't have to be grumpy!! Jesuz will save you from your grumpness!!11!!!! sexy_feet says: toes are sexy for they turn me on grumpy: dies laughing JesuzSavez!! says: hallugijah!!! praze the LORD!!! :DDDD Waaaazzzup? has entered the room EverybodyLovesAMooCow says: moooooooooo Krispykreme has entered the room Waaaazzzup? says: waaaazup ya'll?? Dr. Sulky says: oh no... please god no.. Dr. Sulky: screams in terror Waaaazzzup? says: waaazup ya'll? grumpy: dies yet again laughing Krispykreme has left the room TRUSTEVERYONE: pukes all over the room JesuzSavez!! says: Jesuz is the master of EVERYTHING!!!! U R blamsphenous!!!! Dr. Sulky says: Nothing is up so please leave the room Waaaazzzup? says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzup? grumpy says: Hi waaaz sexy_feet says: sex is good for your feet Waaaazzzup? says: hiya grumps..waaazup? grumpy says: nothing much.. you? sexy_feet: rubs feet gently Waaaazzzup? says: just buggin' around and stuf EverybodyLovesAMooCow says: moooooooo TRUSTEVERONE says: please leave the damned room! NOW JesuzSavez!! says: U R blasphenous!! jesuz is gonna kill u!!!!!! sexy_feet says: my toes are very sexy TRUSTEVERYONE says: shut up!!!!! just shut thehellup and leave! sexy_feet has left the room Dr. Sulky says: Come on..let's just go ok? WiShBoNe has entered the room WiShBoNe says: Woof! EverybodyLovesAMooCow says: moooooooo WiShBoNe has left the room Dr. Sulky has left the room TRUSTEVERYONE has left the room Waaaazzzup? says: waazup wit dem?? sheesh grumpy says: hahahha grumpy: dances around the room grumpy: sneezes on Waaaazzzup? Waaaazzzup? says: you be buggin' me Waaaazzzup? has left the room grumpy says: O well whacha doing Jesuz? JesuzSavez!! says: u r going to hell!!1!!1!11! grumpy says: what? JesuzSavez!! has left the room grumpy: spins in circles grumpy: gets jiggy wit it grumpy: sings 'Blame Canada!' Dr. Sulky has entered the room grumpy says: Hi again :) EverybodyLovesAMooCow says: moooooo grumpy says: whacha up to? Dr. Sulky says: nothing really grumpy says: oh Dr. Sulky says: My friend is coming back soon...can you go so we can talk? grumpy says: I like it here Dr. Sulky says: who cares? now leave grumpy says: no TRUSTEVERYONE has entered the room TRUSTEVERYONE says: Scully? TRUSTEVERYONE says: oops grumpy says: Mulder?? is that you? TRUSTEVERYONE says: umm.. who are you? grumpy says: It's me! Skinner :) Dr. Sulky says: ahhhhhhh... TRUSTEVERYONE says: I should have known! :D How did you find us? grumpy says: I don't know I just sorta came here Dr. Sulky says: we always come here to chat about our cases... grumpy says: I see so you guys want to be alone then? ;) Dr. Sulky: blushes TRUSTEVERYONE says: Ummmmm.... grumpy says: it's ok I understand ;) Dr. Sulky says: well..... it's just that.... it's not that... grumpy says: Yeah right ;) JesuzSavez!! has entered the room sushi-eater42 has entered the room TRUSTEVERYONE says: NOOOOO Dr. Sulky: screams in terror JesuzSavez!! says: if yee are rightest then you shalt see his kindom!!! wooohooo!!!!! that is the rightest!!!1!!!1!1!!!! grumpy: laughs out loud sushi-eater42 says: hello TRUSTEVERYONE: slams into a wall Dr. Sulky: falls on the floor and can't get up JesuzSavez!! says: jesuz will heal u if u call on his name!!!11!!!!!! he is there fer u!!!!!!!1!1!1!11111!!!! TRUSTEVERYONE: helps Dr. Sulky get up Dr. Sulky gives TRUSTEVERYONE a hug TRUSTEVERYONE: smiles grumpy: smiles EverybodyLovesAMooCow: smiles sushi-eater42: smiles JesuzSavez!!: gives everyone a giant hug sushi-eater42 says: you guys are cool :-) JesuzSavez!! has left the room Dr. Sulky says: Thank you GOD!! :) TRUSTEVERYONE: laughs out loud sushi-eater42 says: I got to go bye! sushi-eater42 has left the room grumpy says: hehehe grumpy says: well it's getting late and all EverybodyLovesAMooCow has left the room TRUSTEVERYONE says: yeah.. it is... queen_of_the_peeps has entered the room queen_of_the_peeps says: Greetings TRUSTEVERYONE says: I give up.... let's just leave before we are overcome with freaks! queen_of_the_peeps says: I'm not a freak, I just love peeps, that's all Dr. Sulky says: What is a peep? queen_of_the_peeps says: you've never heard of peeps before?? Dr. Sulky says: ummm... not really queen_of_the_peeps says: I must have the wrong room ta-ta queen_of_the_peeps has left the room grumpy says: peeps? is that some kind bird? TRUSTEVERYONE says: You got me... Waaaazzzup? has entered the room Waaaazzzup? says: waaazup ya'll? Dr. Sulky says: that's it.... I'm going to bed now... TRUSTEVERYONE says: Can I come? Dr. Sulky says: Watch it buddy... you may get what you wish for... ;) Waaaazzzup? says: waaazup???? TRUSTEVERYONE: drools all over the room Waaaazzzup? has left the room grumpy says: I'll see you guys bright and early in the morn grumpy says: wait! my headache is gone :) Dr. Sulky says: laughter is the best medicine grumpy says: bye guys :) grumpy has left the room Dr. Sulky: yawns TRUSTEVERYONE says: Ok..ok.... night Scully... Dr. Sulky says: Night Mulder..and Mulder? Don't oversleep again TRUSTEVERYONE says: Well, I wouldn't if you were over here to wake me.... Dr. Sulky says: Night Mulder ;) TRUSTEVERYONE says: Night Scully ;) Dr. Sulky has left the room TRUSTEVERYONE has left the room ************ THE END -- JewlzX "Come on, I'll make you some tea"- Scully: all things *I* XFW # 7! WotF division Samurai SMUTster # 001 x 7! Bring it on::::::: SMUTsters OS:: www.geocities.com/jewlz_krycek/ TAT:: onthejazz_newsletter-subscribe@onelist.com --