From: Jewlz! Date: Sun, 14 Mar 1999 12:34:27 -0500 Subject: New!! Computer Fun (1/1) Title: Computer Fun Archive: Anywhere as long as my name is on it Author: Jewlz! Authors note: this is just for fun.... Category: H, M/S UST Characters: M, Sc, K, and CSM Dedication: to people who love chat rooms! Disclaimer: All XF characters belong to Chris Carter and 1013 Productions. They are not mine, but secretly I wish they were! :) Feedback: PLEASE!! jewlz@vnet.net Keywords: fun....chat rooms.... Rating: PG Spoilers: this takes place after 'Arcadia' Summary: What to do when you're bored? Meet your partner in a chat room! X-tra: This is the third time I have wrote this type of story. I enjoy writing them and hope you enjoy reading them! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Mulder was bored. Real bored. Since they got the X-files back, there had only been one case. Mulder had to work hard to come up with new files since the old ones were burned. And now he was sick and tired and bored to tears from looking at files. "Files....Files...Files...." He typed the info into the database and hit 'enter'. Thenm he leaned back to stretch his back out. "Hey! I wonder where Scully is?" He decided to give her a quick call and see what she was doing. Scully picked up her cell phone. "Scully?" "Hiya! Whatcha doing?" "Mulder? I'm cleaning my apartment. Did you know that I found dust balls older than my grandfather?" "Must be an X-file..." Mulder smiled into the phone. Mulder heard Scully sigh. "What do you want?" "I want you to meet me in our chat room." "Why?" "cause...I'm bored, and I want to talk to you." Scully replied deadpan, "Mulder...you are talking to me." "Just meet me ok? Take a break from your dust bunnies..." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Twently minutes later..... Mulder entered 'Area 51' , the chat room that he and Scully used to talk to each other when they went online. Trustno1 enters room Trustno1 says: Hellooooooooo? Faithkeeper enters room Trustno1 says: Hey! You changed your name!! Faithkeeper says: I know, I got bored with "Icequeen" Trustno1 says: So, what took you so long? Faithkeeper says: I wanted to finish dusting Trustno1 says: Dust bunny alert!! Dust bunny alert!! Faithkeeper says: Stop teasing my dust bunnies... Trustno1 says: Oooohhh or you'll do what? Faithkeeper says: I'll kick your a$$! Trustno1 says: come on baby..let me have it!! Faithkeeper laughs Trustno1 hugs Faithkeeper Faithkeeper pushes Trustno1 on the floor Trustno1 cries Faithkeeper laughs Trustno1 says: You're mean! Faithkeeper smiles Trustno1 pukes Badboy enters the room Badboy says: Hey! What up in da house? Faithkeeper says: This a private room Trustno1 says: Leave now....you have been warned.. Faithkeeper hugs Trustno1 Trustno1 smiles Badboy hugs Faithkeeper Trustno1 punches Badboy Badboy kisses Faithkeeper Trustno1 says: Hey!! Leave her alone!! Faithkeeper sighs Faithkeeper smiles Badboy says: NO! Badboy kisses Faithkeeper Trustno1 slams Badboy in the floor Badboy leaves the room Trustno1 smiles Faithkeeper whispers: what did you do that for? Trustno1 says: He wasn't right for you... Faithkeeper says: How do you know??? Trustno1 kisses Faithkeeper Faithkeeper pushes Trustno1 in the floor Trustno1 says: I don't wanna wrestle.... Trustno1 kisses Faithkeeper Faithkeeper smacks Trustno1 Trustno1 says: I love you...... Blacksmoke enters the room Faithkeeper says: Hello Blacksmoke Blacksmoke says: Hello Faithkeeper....what's up? Faithkeeper says: Nothing.....and you? Blacksmoke says: You want to go to a private room? Trustno1 says: Thsi *IS* a private room..leave!! Faithkeeper says: You can stay.... Trustno1 growls Faithkeeper smiles at Trustno1 Trustno1 licks Faithkeeper Blacksmoke whispers to Faithkeeper: let's go somewhere else.. Faithkeeper whispers to Blacksmoke: Well, I don't know you Trustno1 whispers to Trustno1 Blacksmoke whispers to Faithkeeper: I know who you are Agent Scully.... Trustno1 sighs Blacksmoke whispers to Faithkeeper: go to the Black Room, I'll meet you there.. Blacksmoke leaves the room Trustno1 says: what did he say?????? Faithkeeper says: He wanted to meet me in another room...just some jerk.. Trustno1 hugs Faithkeeper Faithkeeper hugs Trustno1 Trustno1 kisses Faithkeeper Faithkeeper says: Stop that! Trustno1 says: why?? Faithkeeper says: because...I said so Trustno1 kisses Faithkeeper passionately Faithkeeper blushes Faithkeeper says: Stop! Trustno1 plays with Faithkeeper's hair Faithkeeper says: Stop that! Trustno1 snuggles up to Faithkeeper Faithkeeper leaves the room Trustno1 cries Trustno1 cries pathetically Trustno1 has a nervous breakdown Faithkeeper enters the room Trustno1 jumps up for joy Faithkeeper say: I have to go now..I have more dust bunnies to look for... Trustno1 says: I'm sorry Faithkeeper hugs Trustno1 Faithkeeper says: I know you were just playing... Trustno1 says: What would you do if I meant it? Faithkeeper says: meant what? Trustno1 says: If I told you that I really loved you? Trustno1 says: You there? Trustno1 says: Helllooooo...... Trustno1 cries Faithkeeper says: I know you love me..I love you too Mulder.. Trustno1 says: I Mean as in LOVE....the major kind of LOVE like as in husband/wife LOVE... Trustno1 says: helllooooo....answer me!!! Trustno1 sighs Trustno1 jumps around the room Trustno1 sighs Trustno1 says: Scully?? You there?? Faithkeeper kisses Trusnto1 Trustno1 kisses Faithkeeper Faithkeeper says: You wanna help me find dust bunnies? Trustno1 says: I thought you would never ask.... Faithkeeper says: I'll be waiting... Trustno1 says: I'll be there.... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The End!! -- Jewlz! "Stand back, or make yourself useful, but stay out of my way." --Scully--Agua Mala