From: Cassie Date: 9 Dec 2004 04:03:08 -0800 Subject: [all-xf] New: "Dana's Sugar Daddy" Source: atxc Title: Dana's Sugar Daddy Author: Cassie (foxytime@yahoo.com) Rating: Strong PG-13/R Category: humor, pwp, CSM/Scully/Doggett (the first of its kind!), DSR Disclaimer: Carter only wishes he could come up with this sh-tuff. Beta: Didn't use one, didn't want to this time around. Summary: An average lunch break in the X-Files office. Takes place right before the time Mulder was returned in season 8 of The X-Files. Author note: I like to pretend that Scully wasn't pregnant during season 8 so no pregnant Scully here. Dedication: To my good ol' Noromo buddies with a twisted sense of humor. Kryceksfox, Sue, and Kristi who have considered a romance between CSM and Scully. Also because I know just how much the shippers like to see any mention of Scully and Mulder's first time having sex together, I dedicate this to the rabid/Doggett-hating shippers. So nyargh! ---------- The office lights were dimmed and the chilling February air blew into the office through the open window. The Cigarette-Smoking Man stands with his back to the office door. He stares at Mulder's "I Want To Believe" poster that hangs on the wall as he sucks on his cancer stick. The door opens behind him with a sultry creek. "I've been waiting for you CGB." Says Scully with a seductively lusty tone. The Smoking Man turns to face her, a smirk on his face. "I've been waiting for you too, Dana." He puts his cigarette out and goes to Scully, taking her in his arms. She lets her head fall back slowly, exposing her neck. The Smoking Man dips his head down and kisses her bare flesh gently. Scully moans her approval. She hasn't been this turned on since the day Doggett saved her from the slug cult. Just feeling that man's strong hands release her wrists from the restraints that held her down on that bed was enough to make her hot. Thinking of that moment now, with the Smoking Man kissing her neck is bound to make her even hotter. "CGB... the desk..." She pants into his ear, her arousal for him growing with each passing second. The Smoking Man lets his hands caress the side of her body, sending sexual chills all through her body. He steps away from her and goes to Doggett's desk and swipes all the contents from the top. He sits on the edge of the desk, a satisfied expression on his face. Scully can't believe what he's done. It's what she's always wanted to do, only it would have been Doggett sitting there on the edge of the desk, not Mr. CGB Spender. "Oh baby!" She exclaims. "You know what I like." "Do I?" "Oh yes..." Scully walks over to him and pushes him down on the desk top, she crawls on top of him. She uses her fingers to quickly unbutton his shirt. She ruffles her hands through his chest hair. In no time she'd have this sugar daddy sweating to the oldies. Once his shirt is removed, she kisses his dry, cigarette tasting lips. She then licks his neck... his chest. Her hands fumble with the zipper of his pants. She feels his hard erection begging her to get with it. Just then the office door opens and John Doggett enters the room. He doesn't see the ruckus happening on top of his desk... not at first at least. He stands with his back to Scully and the Smoking Man. Scully looks at the man between her legs and then she glances at her partner. A mischievous sparkle in her eye. "Agent Doggett?" She says in the most normal tone as possible. "Could you help me remove this please?" "Sure agent Scully." He turns around, not quite noticing what's going on yet. "What do you need removed?" He freezes in place when he sees his redheaded partner straddled on top of a man much older than she. "This jacket I'm wearing is so constricting." "Umm." The Smoking Man lifts his head slightly and smirks at Doggett. "Come on young laddie, or don't you know how to please a woman?" The Smoking Man smiles at Doggett. Doggett doesn't move. He doesn't know what to do about the situation. Here's his partner, a woman he thought had a sense of dignity, and she's about to have sex with an older man on *his* desk. Scully shakes her head at her partner's inability to move. She gets off of the Smoking Man and walks toward Doggett, a cutesy-pootsie look on her face. She stands incredibly close to him, and takes hold of his suit jacket, removing it. "Don't look so surprised, John. I just happen to like men with authority, power, and a way with women. I'm sure you'll have no problem fitting into this situation once you get past the fact that you know you want me, you know you want me right here and now, and I know because..." She presses her body up against his. "I can feel your desire for me now. It's as hard as oak wood." Doggett swallows hard, Scully hears him gulp. She goes up on her toes and licks his neck. "Agent Scully, I..." "Please, call me Dana." She kisses his mouth, slipping and dipping her tongue into his, playing with his tongue until he can no longer restrain himself against her seduction. He pulls her closer to him, then she takes his hand in hers and leads it to the front of her white blouse. He takes the hint and undoes her shirt, just as she wanted him to. The Smoking Man comes up behind her, and removes her jacket slowly, seductively, horny-like. Scully lets out a soft moan as she feels both the Smoking Man's hands and Doggett's hands grasp onto her heaving chest. The Smoking Man takes the lead and pulls them back to Doggett's desk. Doggett is so caught up in his attraction to Scully that he really doesn't care if this is how his first time with her is going to be. However, having said that, the next time he is going to have to have a very serious conversation with her about others participating in their sexual acts. Within the next few minutes, both men penetrate into her body from the front and back. It was almost too much for an innocent Catholic girl to take. What would mommy think? If she were any younger, she would have sent her to a convent, but no sir, that wouldn't have stopped her. Not even the strict nuns could keep her away from sexual pleasure. Both men must have been too caught up in their own pleasure because they both orgasm at the same time. Hmm... Scully thinks that perhaps men have some kind of sexual timer that has them go off after a certain amount of time. In the case of John Doggett and Mr. CGB Spender, that time was four minutes exact. "Keep it up boys." Scully hissed at the two men once they started to die off, about to leave her unsatisfied. "Brad Follmer is a better fucker than either one of you right now. At least he could keep it up for over six minutes!" Doggett looks up into Scully's eyes with horror. She's slept with the Assistant Director too?! Well, he does have a reputation of sleeping with agents inferior to him. He keeps pushing into her, wanting to give her a good experience. "C'mon Spender! You don't want the sex talent of your son to exceed your talents, do you?!" "Like father, like son, Dana?" The Smoking Man asks as he exhaustingly continues to grope, lick, and thrust against her body. "Ah! Fuck! Hell no! Mulder couldn't keep it up for any longer than a minute!" The thought of her one time with Mulder almost ruins the pleasure she is receiving from both Doggett and Mr. CGB Spender. "Just shut the hell... oh God!" Scully screams as loud as she possibly can as she orgasms. Upstairs in Brad Follmer's office, he stops what he is doing on his computer and contemplates what the scream is that he hears echoing through the air vent in the office. In the Director's conference room, Kersh pauses mid-sentence, wondering what all the screaming is about. In the hallway on the first floor of the Hoover building, Monica Reyes stops and rubs her ear. Did she just hear someone scream? Outside high above Washington D.C. a man flying in a helicopter rechecks his headset. He swears he just heard some woman scream orgasmically. Up in outer space, the aliens flying in their space craft, share a look and decide to do a U-turn. There's no way in hell they want to return Fox Mulder if his partner is enjoying herself that much without him. Several minutes later, Scully, Doggett, and the Smoking Man are redressing down in the basement office. Scully is completely wasted and is a bit worried that she has lost her voice because she screamed so damn loud. The Smoking Man tucks his shirt in and zips up his pants. "Until next week darling." He goes to Scully and kisses her on the cheek. "Err..." Scully isn't sure about that, why have an old sugar daddy when she could easily seduce the young laddie? "Maybe you should talk to your doctor, I'm worried that I'll give you a heartattack one day, I wouldn't want you dying on... me..." Doggett gives Scully a look, ew! "Of course." The Smoking Man smiles, glad that Scully is concerned for his health. "I'll do that. I guess goodbye until I see you again." The Smoking Man leaves the office. Scully looks at Doggett. "Guess I'm not as weak and innocent as you first thought, huh, agent Doggett?" "It's John." "John." They hold their gaze on each other, each contemplating taking the other in their arms to kiss again. However, the sound of footsteps coming down the hallway keeps them from giving into their passion. Monica Reyes enters the room. "Good afternoon you guys. How was your lunch break?" She smiles at her partners. "Good." Doggett replies, scratching the back of his neck. "Very good." Scully says with a sly smile as she winks at Doggett. Monica looks over at Doggett's desk. She cocks an eyebrow. "Have a big lunch or something? Your desk has been cleared off." "No, umm... actually agent Dana, I mean Scully saw a large roach and I tried to kill it for her." Doggett tries to lie. "Yeah, the thing reeked of cigarettes." Scully continues. Monica isn't sure about this. "A roach that smells like cigarettes? Like that old geezer I saw walking down the hall on my way in?" "Yeah, something like that." Says Doggett, about to laugh. "Actually, John and I have to get together later tonight to discuss the oddities of cigarette-smelling roaches." Says Scully as she turns her back to Monica and licks her lips at Doggett. "Oh, well count me out if you don't mind. I've got a date with umm... someone I ran into... upstairs." "Brad?" Doggett asks. Monica's eyes go wide. How'd he know that? "Let's just say I can tell by the look on your face, Monica." Doggett winks at her and walks to stand next to Scully. "However I do find it rather funny that you, Ms. Feelings and Intuition, are so oblivious to the mystery of the roach." "Huh? Roaches, basement office, Mulder used to be here a lot. I assume some old food of his may have been lying around which attracted the roaches." "Well..." Scully begins, "there was something old and Muldery here today. I don't think it was food though." Doggett and Scully burst out laughing at that one. Monica doesn't get it. As the laughter of Doggett and Scully continues, we end our little tale of how John and Dana really hooked up in season eight of The X-Files. Fini ---------- Love it? Hate it? Can't live without it? Let me know: foxytime@yahoo.com Find my other X-Files fanfic at the following URLs: http://foxytime.polish-sausage.com/ http://frvs.polish-sausage.com/