From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 15:53:40 EDT
Subject: Darin's Devious Depths
Source: direct

Scully's apartment
3:29 a.m.

Special Agent Dana Scully was having a heart-to-heart chat with her mother on 
the phone when she heard a knocking at her door. "Sorry mom, but I have to 
get the door. Talk to you later. I love you too. Bye." Once she opened the 
door, she automatically recognized the face of her partner, Fox Mulder. 
Strangely enough, he was not alone. Behind him, stood an officer of the 
Washington D.C. Police Department. You see, Mulder has this strange habit of 
spraying cans of mase into the faces of small, innocent children and claiming 
it to be funny. Unfortunately, the police officer couldn't find the humor in 
it. After explaining his horrible act to Scully, she asked the officer why he 
took Mulder to her place instead of his own.
"Well maam, he was getting a little bit too annoying in his cell, so we just 
decided to fine him 500 dollars."
"What did he do that could possibly be so annoying?" Scully asked.
Mulder turned red and suddenly spoke up, "Um ... Scully, you really don't 
wanna know."
"Seriously, you don't," the officer added. "Well, my job here is done, so I 
think I'll be on my way."
"Wait! You never answered my question. Why did you take him to my apartment?" 
Scully asked. He just shrugged his shoulders and left. "Rrrrright. Well, 
Mulder. I hope you're happy with....hey! Where'd you go?!" Mulder was nowhere 
in sight. Scully ran down the hallway and all of a sudden, she saw a sign 
that had an arrow on it with the words "Darin's Devious Depths" underneath 
it. You see, it's not too common to see this is you apartment complex's 
hallway. Scully also thought that this was just the slightest bit weird, but 
she stupidly decided to follow the arrow until she ran straight into an ugly 
greenish vortex that protruded from the wall (I'm really obsessed with 
vortexes). Before she could escape, the vortex sucked her into an alternate 
universe and Scully landed on a large platform made out of dried sulfuric 
acid. Just then, the Smoking Man came up to her and said,"Agent Scully, what 
brings you to my housing chamber?"
"Housing chambers? This is your home?!"
"You guessed it. I bet your surprised. Believe me, so am I. Unfortunately, 
your discovery has forced me to move once again and I was really beginning to 
like it here."
Scully said,"You know what? I'm not even going to ask." After a few moments 
of silence, she asked,"So, how do I get out of here?"
"Who said that there was a way out of here?" the Smoking Man asked in a 
mocking tone. Scully just rolled her eyes and ran over to the elevator.
"Oh my, that was hard," she said sarcastically.
"Nooooooo!!!!!!! You have discovered my escape route!" the Smoking Man 
screamed in shear terror. "Please, speak of this to noone!" he pleaded as she 
ascended to her floor of the building. When she walked into her apartment, 
quite tired, she noticed that Mulder was sitting nonchalantly on her couch.
"You mean to tell me that you have been here the whole time?! Why didn't you 
answer me when I called for you?!" Scully yelled hysterically.
Mulder just shrugged his shoulders,"I dunno." She decided to disregard the 
Smoking Man's request and told Mulder all about her little adventure. After 
she told him this, he just laughed like a constipated hyena and this story is 
getting pretty lame, so I think I'll just shutup for now.