From: Judith Hassen Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 19:59:36 -0700 Subject: Delete This Second File! Hey all, Allow me to introduce myself. I am a Trekker(Mostly TOS, but others as well) and an XPhile, age 22, who goes to college and shares a dorm w/ my 2 best friends who got me into the these shows in the first place. Last fall, I was wandering this site(Haven't been here in a while. Sorry!)and read Ophelia's "Delete This File!", at which point I laughed so hard, I woke up one roomie, Rebecca, who thought I have having an emergency, and ran in screaming about 911. When that was over, I emailed Ophie and asked her if I could write a continuance. She was a very nice person, and enthusically agreed. Unfortunately, this term I have had some very time consuming classes and have just gotten around to writing this. So, I give you, "Delete This Second File! A Continuance." [Right before the room has descended into utter choas] CHEKOV and SULU, who have been at the helm the whole time and trying not to laugh, finally give in and fall on their butts, rolling around with laughter. Then, they both give in and kiss lovingly. At that moment, UHURA get up from her station, stands over SULU and CHEKOV. UHURA: "You bitches, starting without me!" She then does a body slam on top of them, then joins them. WORF then beams aboard and joins RIKER in his shouting at the crew. Unfortunately, a ship full of KLINGONS beam up and order him to slay CHRIS CARTER. WORF pulls out his sword and starts chasing CARTER around. DATA and GEORDI beam on; DATA looks seductively at GEORDI. GEORDI: [worried] "Man, are you ok?" DATA: I am......Now! [He had plucked the Visor right off GEORDI's face and starts making love with it.] ["It" being the visor, not his face!"] Unable to see, GEORDI starts wandering around the bridge, bumping into couples and trios all over the place, one which shoves him in front of the turbolift doors. The doors open, and SCOTTY walks out and right in to GEORDI. GEORDI: [Lovingly touching Scot's face] Mr. Scot? SCOTTY: No time, son; sorry. [Shoves him out of the way] Uhura! What the bloody A, B, C, or D are you doing? [Behind the helm, Uhura emerges with evenless of a skirt on than normal] UHURA: Scotty!! She screams and jumps into his arms, which knocks Mr. Scot back so he hits GEORDI and makes him fall into the turbolift. It shuts him in and goes up with a WHOOSHING sound. Moments later, it opens again, and KRYCEK strides out. He walks over to behind the helm and taps CHEKOV on the shoulder. CHEKOV wipes his mouth and looks up. CHEKOV: KRYCEK! COMRADE! [He screams happily, and jumps into his arms.] SULU looks confused. SULU: Pavel, you know him? CHEKOV: "In Moscow. What he lacks in hands, he makes up in other things!" SULU looks disappionted, but picks himself up and joins a still-dazed GEORDI in the turbolift. KRYCEK and CHEKOV are moaning something in Russian to each other, when Scully looks up from her "surgery" with McCoy and Crusher, who are currently bickering about how to use a tricorder "Correctly". SCULLY: [sniffling] Alex? KRYCEK: Sorry, Dana. Later! [He falls out of sight when CHEKOV grabs his one arm, and pulls him down] McCoy: [to Scully] Don't worry about Russia, babe. Ever been to Georgia? [Scully smiles at this and overtakes him. Momentarily, she starts shouting "Paging Dr. Leonard! Paging Dr. Loenard!"] Then, the entire casts of Yoyager and DS9 have beamed aboard. They turn to Odo, who can't make sense of the situation, so they all shrug and start screwing each other. This makes the bridge VERY crowded. Suddenly, the turbolift opens and tons of TRIBBLES start falling out. Evil Kirk is holding good KIRK down and starts tickling him with a tribble, and this prompts a massive tickle war with the poor TRIBBLES! Everyone is into it; MARITA and 7 OF 9 are discussing tribble reproduction meathods while SPOCK starts frantically stuffing them down his pants.; MULDER helps SKINNER and PICARD try their TRIBBLES on as "hats, wigs, and other things", SCULLY and CRUSHER hold MCCOY down and tickle his feet and stomach with a couple of tribbles, causing MCCOY to shout "Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a featherbed!", while they answer,"Yes, you are!"; evil KIRK is disgusted when he finds out that good KIRK's hairpiece is really a dead tribble; SCOTTY is having WAY too much fun stuffing tribbles into UHURA's dress and giant beehive hairdo; the RUSSIANS are squirting tribbles with "Wodka" and throwing them around the bridge. WORF is just about to slay CARTER when a vodka soaked tribble hits him over the side of the head, knocking him down, and sending his sword flying into the turbolift, landing point down in-between SULU and GEORDI. SULU gets a wild look in his eyes and pulls his ripped tinic off, grabbs the sword, and starts chasing the KLINGON FLEET around the bridge. THIS is when Q beams down and tries to help CARTER stop the insanity, but fails miserably. Now, read "Delete This FILE!" to read the end of the story! Like it? Please post it right next to its companion story. Thanx! -Squidya