From: Michael Preston Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 11:52:51 -0600 Subject: Doctor's Visit Source: atxc TITLE: Doctor's Visit AUTHOR: Mike E-MAIL ADDRESS: MLP0666@Hotmail.com DISTRIBUTION: Archive as you will. Please let me know. SPOILER WARNING: None. Post The End RATING: R ish CLASSIFICATION: MSR RST MSR Married KEYWORDS: MSR Married. RST SUMMARY: The infirmities of Age An Urgent Doctor's Visit By Mike The Doctor looked up as the distinguished elderly man escorted the short white headed woman into his office. "Mr. and Mrs. Mulder what a pleasant surprise. How can I help you this morning? You told my receptionist it was an emergency." The man and woman exchanged glances, and the woman flushed as she hoisted her chin at him and directed a basilisk stare at her partner. She began. "This old fool refuses to acknowledge that he isn't seventeen any more. While having sexual relations he complains that every time we make love, his eyes get all bleary, his legs go weak, he can hardly catch his breath. I'm worried, Doctor. Please check him out carefully." The Doctor directed his attention to Mulder. "Mr. Mulder, this is nothing really to worry about. We all tend to slow down as we age. Now when did you start noticing these symptoms?" He mumbled something with his face down. "I'm sorry Mr. Mulder, I didn't catch that." "The last three times last night, and both times this morning, dammit. Fin Author's note: I shall not, in the future, accept criticism that I'm not a romantic. MLP