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From: Madeleine Partous <partous@total.net>

Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files.creative

Subject: NEW: Don't Do It (1/1)

Date: 3 May 1996 20:04:15 GMT





Don't Do It (1/1)









This is very short and very silly. I just felt like doing it.





DISCLAIMER: blahblahblahblah Chris Carter's property blahblah 

Not Mine blahblahblahblah So Sorry blah Don't sue.





No spoilers, no story, no sex, just a bit of a haha.





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"For God's sake, don't do it, Scully."



"Give me one reason why I shouldn't, Mulder."



"We've been through worse."



"It's so empty. There's no meaning at all."



"You just have to look."



"I can't. I'm so tired, Mulder."



"Don't leave, Scully. Not now. Not when it's finally getting

better."



"I'm not like you. I can't live like this. There's nothing

here for me.



"I'm here."



"You're the reason there's nothing else left."



"You still have the search for truth."



"I don't care about the truth. That's *your* obsession, Mulder."



"I don't believe that."



"You should."



"Don't do it, Scully. Please."



"I want to sleep. I want it all to go away."



"If you do it, I'll die."



"I'm not your mother, Mulder. I can't save you from yourself."



"You already have."



"I just want to be left alone."



"We're *all* alone."



"You'll muddle through somehow, Mulder."



"No."



Silence.



Silence.



Silence.



"All right, Mulder. But on one condition."



"Name it."



"I get to call you Fox."



Silence.



Silence.



Silence.



"Mulder?"



"For how long?"



"Just until the end of the movie."



Silence.



"It's the least you can do, considering how truly awful it is."



Silence.



"I mean, 'The Revenge of the Rabid Rats from Alpha Centauri!'

Gimme a break. It's killing me, Mulder."



Silence.



"There's no way I can fall asleep while it's on."



"Okay. But only until the end of the movie."



"Deal."



"And you can't change the channel at all, even during the

commercials."



"Okay... Fox. FoxFoxFoxFoxFox."



"And you can't just keep repeating it gratuitously."



"That was never part of the deal, Foxy boy. FoxFoxFoxFoxFOOOOX!"



"SCULLEEE! Stop it!"



"Oh, FoxFoxFoxFoxFoxFox, FoxyFoxFox, ladeedum, FoxoFoxyFoxFoxFox..."



"I give in -- it's just not worth it, Scully."



"Too late, my dear FOX!"



"No, enough, already! Here's the remote. Change the channel.

Turn the damn thing off, for all I care. For God's sake,

DO IT, Scully...."





END