From: laura white Date: Sat, 9 Nov 2002 18:12:22 -0800 (PST) Subject: No Subject Provided Source: direct Title: e-mail from g-man author: sister spooky(katt) rating: pg category:humor summary: the x-files charcters go into a online chat room feedback: YES! icequeenspooky247@yahoo.com keywords:humor note: i worte this a long time ago before kreycek got shot Disclaimer: Mulder, Scully, and all the other x-file charcters dont belong to me they belong to some guy named cris carter. ********************************************************************** ~on with the story~ G-MAN: Hi G-women: hi G-MAN: sup G-WOMEN: not much you? G-man: nope just chillen so how are you G-women: fine you? G-man: okay just tired G-woman: me too you heard from g-gal G-man: nope you herd from g-dude G-women : nope but I have heard from g boy G-man: what he say G-women: not much just that he is coming G-man what? G-women: on line G-man: cool G-dude: hey was up G-man: not much G-women: same here G-gal: same here G-dude: have any of you heard from g-boy? G-women: maybe G-man : nope G-gal: yep G-dude: what crap did he come up with now? G-gal:: he says that g-sir is going to fire him G-dude: relay is he? G-gal: I don't know but g-boy is full of it. G-dude: yes I know G-women: okay ignore us G-dude: sorry we just got caught up on this subject so what do you guys think of this G-women: rat boy is full of it G-MAN: agreed G-sir: I am not firing g-boy I'm simply putting him in another section G-gal:: you sure about that g-sir: yep G-MAN: positive g-sir: yep G-women: absolutely positively sure g-sir: yes G-dude: okay if you're sure... g-sir: which I am G-dude: as I was saying if you are sure then we will take your word on it. G-women: welcome sir G-dude: hey g-women you got something brown on your nose G-women: ha ha very funny G-MAN: so funny I forgot to laugh G-gal:: that is soooooooooooo old... G-dude: speak for your self g-sir: stop fighting at once or else G-dude: or else what you'll fire me g-man has that station G-MAN: hey at least I didn't get water thrown in my face G-women : ill do it again to G-dude: do and die G-women: bring it on dawg G-MAN: lay one finger on her and ill G-dude: you will what G-MAN: ill kill you G-dude: oh I'm so scared G-MAN: you better be G-women: stop it you to or ill kick both of your butts G-MAN: sorry G-dude: sorry but he started it G-MAN: how childish G-gal:: thought id left huh well I'm still here . Stop fighting and start getting lives G-MAN: like you have one G-gal:: as a matter of fact I do right g-dude G-dude: I object G-women: what did I tell you if I have to stop typing and separate you so help me god. G-dude: we'll be good trust me G-women: I trust you as far as I can throw you G-MAN: and that's not far g-sir: if you don't stop fighting ill put you on probation vacation no pay G-dude: sorry G-women: sorry G-MAN: yeah sorry G-gal: real sorry sir g-boy: the rat is in the house G-dude: ah just great just what we need is another critic and by the way g-man there is no aliens, monsters etc. G-MAN: wanna bet on it I saw a space craft in Antarctica. G-women: there is no scientific evidence to prove that there was a spacecraft G-MAN: you saw it, we both saw it. G-women: no I saw something.. G-MAN: and just what do you think that something was G-women: I don't know but it wasn't a spacecraft G-dude: my opinion you're both crazy G-MAN: who asked you anyway? G-women: not me g-sir: I did G-MAN: why? g-sir: because I can g-boy: I'm full of it huh well guess what when I decide which side I'm on ill kill you G-MAN: is that a threat g-boy: no that's a promise G-dude oh here we go again g-boy: what do you mean by we? G-dude: fine here you go again you happy? g-boy: no G-dude: good then G-gal:: the forces on this earth do not want us to fight I can sense it g-boy: ya its probally just gas. G-gal:: I can do the whale call want to here it? g-boy: no G-gal:: fine then be that way g-boy: I will hey are we the onley ones here G-gal:: I don't know hello anyone who's got half a brain there G-women: ya If you would stop fighting mabee we could have a decent conversation G-dude: about what for instance g-boy: about who's side I'm on g-sir: who's side are you on g-boy: its for me to know and you not to know G-gal: I sense your not on our side g-boy: me too G-women: at least that's one thing you two agree on g-sir: if I don't get some answers there is going to be some butt kicking. g-boy: I've said it before and I'll say it again you are not in charge of this division anymore G-women: that would be g-king g-king: what did you say about me G-gal:: I can sense this is not going to be good g-king: skinner g-sir what did I do g-king: nothing I just want this solved quickly and quietly G-women: there is nothing that science can't prove G-MAN: then tell me this dr. why was a something in antartica that looked a lot like a space craft and we fell off of it and were chased by something what is your scientific explanation for what that something was huh doctor? G-women: it apeares since I was not conscience at the time that I would not know g-man I don't claim to know everything but I do know this.... G-MAN: and what just might that be G-women: your dead meat G-dude: I didn't leave yet I have to get water thrown in my face first G-gal: the wale told me to do it G-women: sure fine whatever G-MAN: the truth is out there somewhere and I plan to find it trust no one especially the government. G-women: we've all herd it g-man and it aint gonna happen G-MAN: whats not gonna happen G-women: you finding the truth. Don't make me laugh ha! G-MAN: is that your scientific opionion? G-women: for you yep G-gal: STOP FIGHTING G-dude: whatever G-MAN: I never thought I would say this but you smell bad. G-women: sure fine what ever G-dude: marry had a little lamb.... G-MAN: shut up G-dude: little lamb little lamb marry had a little lamb as fleece was white as snow. All: shut up!!! G-dude: thank you thank you very much G-gal: elvis has left the building G-women: elvis is dead G-MAN: no he's not he was abducted by aliens all: whatever G-dude: you and your therories. Plez G-MAN: me and my theories you're the one who dosent belive in that stuff G-dude: who says I don't belive G-MAN: you G-women: who cares G-dude: me G-MAN: but dose any body else care? g-sir: I want answers and I want them now. G-gal:for what? g-sir: if he belives or not G-women: so ask him g-sir: no you ask him you're the detective G-gal: who cares if he belives or not there is something that I don't believe in g-dude: and just what might that be G-gal: people nuking whales G-MAN: don't trust whales they work for the government g-sir: who told you that? g-king: me G-women: shut the heck up g-boy: you have no proff g-sir: sure we do g-boy: remember I can kill you with one push of a button G-MAN: just like you killed my father just don't insult us trying to make us understand g-boy: think im bad well you think I like being the big bad wolf well your right g-dude: how do you know hes not lying? G-MAN: we don't G-women: yeah g-dude: so the question is is he or not G-gal: I don't know G-women: the question is who cares? G-gal: I don't g-sir: I do G-MAN: don't answer the government is watching G-women: ya the government and barney G-gal: if you listen you can here the whales calling G-MAN: and I thought I was weird G-women: you are g-king: whose side am I on again? all: here we go again g-dude: there is no sides G-gal: yes there is g-dude: says who G-gal: says me g-dude : and your point is G-MAN: you too are like an old married couple G-women: ok g-dude: its too hot for this b.s. G-gal: agreed G-MAN: huh? G-women: the sun rotates around the earth not vise versa g-dude: so G-MAN: so what G-gal: whales are cool g-dude: Whats with the whales????? G-women: who knows G-MAN: who cares? G-gal: whales are cool G-MAN: whales are the evil of the twenith century G-women: I thought that was barney G-MAN: no the cia is G-gal: whales r not evil u r g-boy: I am good and evil G-women: your just a rat that all youl ever be is ratboy G-MAN: ya g-dude: whatever G-gal: the whale is calling u G-MAN: aliens can speak G-women: the alien is speaking agent mulder I think it wants to phone home g-dude: where is home G-gal: thers no place like home G-MAN: im confused g-sir: y r u confused G-MAN: y do u have to answer every question with another question? g-king: solve it now this is an e-mail from all the x-files charcters g-man=Mulder g-woman=Scully g-sir=skinner g-gal=Reyes(Reis) g-dude=Doggette g-king=Kersh g-boy=Kryecek