The End of the Mulder Babes
By Lyta espencer@kears.tds.net

Be afraid, Be very afraid. You are about to enter
THE DISCLAIMER. 
As you now know Mulder, Scully, and the Evil
Mulder Babes belong to CC, 1013, and FOX. I want
Mulder and Scully, but you can keep the rest.

The story that I hope you are about to read is short
with 0 basis in reality, X-Files or otherwise. But,
what the heck it was fun.

Summary: What would happen if Mulder saw
Pheobe, Bambi, Det. White, and Marita again. This
happens after Mulder and Scully get good taste and
start dating. You don't want to read this if you like
Mulder Babes

Rating: PG-PG13 MSR 

You are now entering..     

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The End of the Mulder Babes

"Thank God we don't have to go to work today,
Mulder," Scully murmured as she and Mulder
walked past the Jefferson Memorial, hand in hand.
"It's nice just spend the day together."

"What, you don't miss the liver-eating mutants and
the conspiracies" said Mulder grinning as he kissed
her on the cheek

Suddenly a scream ripped through the air.

"Mulllderr" They could see Pheobe Greene running
at them screaming with the bottom of her skirt on
fire 

"Mulder help me please" she shrieked

Mulder looked around quickly, then got an idea. He
reached into his pocket and pulled out a water bottle
and threw its contents at her. Since it was nearly
empty it did little good. Pheobe ran off screaming,
pulling at her skirt which, surprisingly she couldn't
get off, and looking for water.

Mulder and Scully continued their walk when they
heard another shriek. Thinking it was Pheobe they
took no notice at first, but as the voice got closer
they realized that it wasn't her.

"Help Mulder" cried Bambi ass humongus
cockroaches carried her through the park. "They
have intelligence. They're members of the beetle
family with hydrocondiratic bycordal legs and.."

"EEEEEKKKK!!" Mulder and Scully shrieked in
unison

"I hate cockroaches, don't you Mulder." said Scully
calmly, while Bambi disappeared in the distance on
the backs of the monster cockroaches.

"Yeah, I've never liked bugs"   

Mulder and Scully were just passing the Jefferson
Memorial, when there was a rustling behind them.
They didn't notice.

Det. White peaked out from behind the tree.

"Hey Mulder" she whispered to herself "I'll always
be here Mulder"

She continued to follow the happy couple

"Wherever you go what ever you do I'll be right
with you."

All of a sudden a hand clasped around her throat and
started to drag her away.

"Wait!" she protested loudly "I'm not a virgin you
can't sacrifice me."

"Yeah right." Said a voice from behind her "I've seen
lots of guys lining up to see you. Let's go."

Mulder and Scully were sitting on their bench when
they heard yet another shriek.

"Oh God not again" muttered Mulder "Is it to much
to ask for a quiet walk in the park"

"Help me Mulder, Please" cried Marita 

They looked up to see Cancer Man dragging Marita
down the path with a gun to her head.

"Don't worry" said Cancer Man with a cough "You'll
get another informant and no one will ever no she
existed"

"O K" called Mulder

"See you next week" Scully said as Cancer Man
dragged Martina off in to the distance.

"Hey, Scully" Mulder said "Want to get something
to eat" 

And the happy couple continued their lives, no linger
threatened by the wrath of the evil Mulder Babes.

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I just wrote this for the heck of it and to warn CC
what will happen if he brings in any more Mulder
Babes.

I'm also writing a Sliders fan fiction story, so if you
like the show look for it on The Sliders Creative
Archive. It's called "Life's What Happens While
You're Busy Making Plans". And, unlike what
you've read above the thing actually has a plot!

Please write me. I need human contact.