From: lee burwasser <lburwasser@crs.loc.gov>
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 19:04:05 -0400
Subject: NEW: Fetch! a drabble by Lee Burwasser

      Title  -  Fetch! a drabble
      Author -  Lee Burwasser
      E-Mail -  lee46b@gateway.net

      Rating -    PG for implied threat of violence
      Category -  V
        Subcat -  H
      Spoilers -  none
      Keywords -  none
      Summary  -  Local law enforcement copes with Mulder

      Archive    - anywhere, as long as the name stays with it
      Feedback   - sure
      Disclaimer - viewpoint character is mine, the rest belong to CC,
1013 and Fox


Fetch!
a drabble by Lee Burwasser
(lee46b@gateway.net)


Your partner is tied up at the moment.

Actually, he's in shackles.  I plan on getting out of here alive, and if
I can I'll take Agent Stupid, here, with me.  But I will take *no* risk
whatsoever for him.  If he mucks up again, he can walk home alone.

Of course he's listening.  No, I don't know that, do I?  He's in
earshot.

No.  I've heard him talking you around; you spoil him rotten.  He knows
I'll slap him silly -- no, he's already silly -- slap his teeth loose if
he wriggles without permission.

Let's hope that keeps him sensible.




Lee Burwasser
*working stiff--don't blame me for policy*



