From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 16:41:14 -0500
Subject: Field Report Friday-Fluff by SpookySamantha
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Disclaimer:  Duh, duh, duh.  Fox network 
and 1013 Productions owns everything 
except for this story plot. haha
Classification:  M/S Flirting.  Fluff
Spoilers:  None hehe:)
Rating: Shit, damn, piss.  There.  Nothing 
you haven't heard before.:)
Written by SpookySamantha
Please send any feedback to 
spookysamantha@hotmail.com

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Friday 10:14
J. Edgar Hoover Building

    Scully was filing papers and various 
reports by herself, so she didn't even 
look up when the door epened.
    "Good morning, Scully," he greeted 
her much too cheerfully.
    Her drab reply was a short, "Hi 
Mulder."  As Scully continued to work 
her partner started to fumble around his 
desk.  She heard him shuffling papers, 
dropping a stapler, knocking over a pencil 
holder, and performing a few other mishaps.
    Scully felt something in her hair.  *A 
bug* she thought.  She brushed it out and 
kept working on the reports.
    Mulder grinned as he threw another 
paper ball at her.  He snickered when she 
gave an annoyed sigh.  So he chucked another 
her way. 
    She grabbed the papaer out of her hair 
and put it in the trash can.  "Well that's 
mature."
    Mulder simply gave her a nauseating 
grin which really pissed her off.
    "Mulder why are you late?" she asked 
not expecting a response.
    "Overslept.  I was up late looking at 
naked pictures of you on the internet."
    Scully's head snapped up.  *Oh shit!* 
he thought *I must have set her off*.
    "Ya know Mulder-I feel like I work hard-"
    "Well you do Scully-"
    "But I don't get as much credit as I 
deserve," she shot back.  "And every Friday 
after coming back from our usual wild goose 
chase I come in ON TIME and write up a 
report, trying to explain your U.F.O. sightings.  
I file all the papers then I escort you up to 
Skinner's office so he can chew us out and I  
am the one that ends up apologizing for both 
of us when I didn't do ANYTHING!" she threw her 
clipboard and papers on his desk.  "I need a 
break," Scully said under her breath before 
slamming the door.
    "What's her problem?" he muttered to him-
self.  Mulder sat for around 7 minutes before 
picking up the papers she'd slammed in front 
of him.
    By the time Scully returned Mulder had a 
grand 'ole plan to make it up to her.
    She walked in a half hour later with a 
bottle of water and a cup of yogurt-only to 
find Mulder kicked back with his feet on his 
desk.
    "Well I'm glad I got through to you," she 
said dripping with sarcasm.
    "No you did Scully," he stood up.  "I 
finished the reports and we can leave early 
now.  But I wanna make it up to you so we're 
gonna go out!"
    She opened her mouth to protest but stop-
ped-this might be fun?
    "I'm gonna take you out for some fun on 
the town.  Whadda ya say?"
    *Is he asking me out on a date?* she 
inquired silently.  
    "Fine Mulder," she agreed.
    "Pick you up at nine," he said getting 
her coat.
    "Did you really finish the reports?"
    "Yes."  Mulder helped her with her coat.  
"So you wanna go to dinner?"
    "Alright.  Where at?"
    "It's a surprise!  In fact I'm gonna 
make reservations right now.  You go get 
some rest and get ready to party."
    "Mulder, I get this feeling like you're 
trying to get rid of me."
    "I just don't want you to be late," he 
said unconvincingly.
    "Me be late?" her voice seemed indignantly 
high-pitched.
    Mulder opened the door and started to shoo 
her out.  "Well you know all that girl stuff 
you have to do to get ready!" he said closing 
the door.
    Mulder turned around and thought, then he 
hurried to open the door.  Scully was half way 
down the hall.  "Where somethin sexy!!" he 
shouted to her while she received some odd looks 
from co-workers.  She gave a half nod and kept 
walking.
    *Now* he wondered, *what the hell do I write 
in this damned field report?*

Finis*