From: "Diana Lisky" Date: Wed, 24 Mar 1999 17:47:24 PST Subject: The First Night Title: The First Night Author: Diana Lisky Email: dlisky@hotmail.com Rating: Some scenes may contain coarse language and adult content. Readers Discretion is advised!!! Category: Mulder/Scully FRIENDSHIP Spoilers: None Keywords: Scully helps a distressed Mulder figure out a way to love or leave his new found girlfriend... Summary: None Disclaimer: OK, this is my first time at this, so be gentle and I'm too pretty to go to Juvie!!! Scully and Mulder are not mine, (although I wish Mulder was!!!) and those are all the people in this wonderful fic that I have used that are someone elses...you get the point!!! Oh, and the name Krystle, I got permission from my best friend to use them! So I'm good to go, I hope!!! Dedicated to: the wonderful people at Twentieth Century Fox and Chris Carter for not busting my ass after I busted my ass to write this!!! And the wonderful people at Mirabilis that are now going to let me use a mention to icq in my fic! And now...The fic you've all been waiting for..... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent Fox Mulder's Apartment 11:21am (Two intwined bodies make love on a brown leather couch. The womans face is lit with sweat and the window blind stripes. A mans partially muscular back is painted with the shadowy stripes of the blinds.) Krystle: Oooohh!!! Oooohh!!! Oh, Fox.....Fox!!!! Ooohhh!!! Yes!!! Fox!!!!! Ooooohh...FOOOOX!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- FBI Headquarters 10:05am (Agent Dana Scully sits with her feet up on Agent Fox Mulder's desk, in an empty office. Agent Mulder, with briefcase and trenchcoat in hand, abruptly opens the door. A gust of wind (and Agent Mulders hurried entry) startles Agent Scully, forcing her to put her feet on the ground immediately and stand erect.) Mulder: Sorry, to scare you like that! Scully: Scare me? No, not at all. Other than the fact that your late and bursted through the door like I was about to, "Do the wild thing with an amish genderber!" Nah, you didn't startle me at all. (Scully sits back down and Mulder takes a seat in front of his desk.) Mulder: What have you been doing all morning? Scully: Miscellaneous paper work. A report on those pesky Africanized honey bees, and played Quake with some guy on icq and..... Mulder: Sounds like you had a pretty good morning! Scully: Hah, Real good! How was your night last night, hmm??? Mulder: Well, not so good. Well great, but, oh, I don't know. Scully: What, Mulder? What's Wrong? (Scully leans in with her hands on the desk.) "José Chungs From..." Scully: What's up Mulder? Is there something wrong with Krystle? Mulder: I kind of dumped her. Scully: After your first night together? I thought things were going great! Mulder: Well, Scully...She...She..Scully, she calls me, FOX!!! (Scully's mouth drops. Mulder lets his head hang low.) Scully: That's it? That's the only problem? Mulder: Well, you know I even had my parents calling me Mulder too. Scully: That's still no reason to let her go. (Scully stands and begins to pace around behind the desk.) Scully: Mulder. Mulder: Yeah? Scully: How did you introduce yourself to her? Mulder: Hi my name is Fo...ooohh!! That's why. No wonder she kept calling me that, but last night was going too far. Scully: Why? What did she do? Mulder: She yelled it out as we were--- Scully: Too much information, thank you!!! Mulder: I just don't think I can date a girl that calls me...Fox. Scully: Mulder, It is mostly your own fault. The next time you meet a girl, I suggest you say that your name is Fox, but to call you Mulder. Not even when you meet a girl, just when you introduce yourself to anyone! Mulder: I guess. I really liked Krystle too. (Scully moves to the other side of the desk and sits on the desk in front of Mulder. Mulder looks up. Scully touches his hand.) Scully: I suggest you go to her and apoligize then Mulder. Mulder: I didn't even explain why I was letting her go. Scully: Well, buy her something nice, and it can't be "Fuck The Future!" Then go explain to her that you really do love her and you want her to call you MULDER. (Mulder gets up and kisses Scully's cheek.) Mulder: Thanks Scully! What would I do without you? Scully: Just go to her now! I'll cover for you here. Mulder: (While closing the office door very quickly.) Bye Scully. Scully: Just go Mul--(Scully gets cut off by the doors heavy slam.)der. Gee, no UFO reportings in Nevada? No quick trip to Dallas to see Giant inflatable, iluminated Jiffy Poppers in a feild of corn? Nothing interesting that connects to an X-File that we can use to waste the governments money??? That's odd, (Raises eyebrow) but good! (Mulder quickly swings the door open and peeks his head in. Scully has already made her way back to his desk.) Mulder: Scully? Scully: Yes, Mulder? Mulder: I forgot to tell you... Scully: What? Mulder: We're heading to New York tomorrow. I got you a ticket! There have been reports about vampires and things... Scully: What? But Mulder, I have a... Mulder: See you bright and early! (Mulder rushes out the door and runs up the basement steps. Scully gets out of her chair and runs after him, but stops at the door.) Scully: (Muttering to herself.) I have a date. (She kicks the garbage can right near the door.) Scully: Why the hell do I always have to follow him to every god damned... (And she slams the door behind her!)