From: "Leslie Cummings" Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2001 22:57:55 -0000 Subject: Food Series 2: Fluffernutter Source: direct Title: Food Series 2: Fluffernutter Author: Barenaked Bostonian Rating: G Summary: Aren't fluffernutters messy? This could take a lot of cleaning up... Disclaimer: If they were mine, golly gee, they would do the simple things like eat fluffernutters more often! Distribution: I don't care, so go right ahead! MMMMMMMMMMMMM........FLUUUUUUFFFFFFFEEEEERRRNNNNNNUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEERR RRRRRSS! "Give me the knife Mulder." "No, I'm gonna do it this time! I swear!" "Mulder, you can't. I know you can't" "I can Scully, and I will!" "But Mulder, you spread it wrong. The bread gets all clumpy and separates. Let me show you!" She took his hand in hers and began a slow spreading motion. "Oh, yeah Scully. Just like that." He said and chuckled. "Shut up Mulder, watch and learn!" she said and dipped the knife into the peanut butter. "Oh, so fluff after the peanut butter? Jelly first? I get it now!" "Yes Mulder, the jelly acts as a buffer between the bread and the fluff." She took his hand and placed it over the piece of bread. He picked it up and placed it on top of the dressed piece, with Scully's help. He patted the top of the sandwich. "All done." He said seductively as he spun around and held the sandwich to her mouth. "Trust me partner?" "Always." she whispered. He shoved the sandwich to her face and smeared the concoction all over. She laughed and put two of her fingers into the jelly, smearing it across his cheek. "Mulder, you can't even make a sandwich without getting into trouble." She gasped as he took her two fingers and licked them clean. She looked up into his eyes. "What do you say we go clean up?" THE END Short, cute, fluff!