From: xphile_girl@webtv.net (Starbuck) Date: Mon, 9 Aug 1999 23:54:50 -0400 (EDT) Subject: The Friend Files Source: direct The Friend Files Disclaimer: I do not own x-files. I don't know Chris Carter, the rightful owner of Mulder and Scully. This is a non-profit story. I do not have permission to use these characters. I also don't own the FRIENDS characters or the show. Don't sue me! Author: Lynn Send feedback to: Gillian67@webtv.net Rating: PG-13 Author's note: This is my first fanfiction. Send Feedback to tell me how you liked it. Archive: Please ask me first. Keep my addy attached to this story. Ok enjoy!! -------------------------------------------- The Friend Files -Part 1- Location: Central Perk Time: noon "Hey guys," said Joey as he joined his friends at their usual hang-out spot. "Hi Joey." greeted each of his friends. "So what time are we going tonight?" asked Monica to no one in particular. "I guess right now is ok with everyone." said her newlywed husband, Chandler. "Um, did I miss something?" asked Joey. "Joey, you didn't forget did you?" asked Rachel. Her only response she got was his puzzled glance. "Joey, I reminded you this morning that we were all going to see that new movie, starring Brad Pitt." "Oh, right, I don't know why I would have forgotten that." he said sarcasticly. "Oh, I just remembered, don't have my wallet with me, so I can't go." "But, isn't that your wallet in your right hand?" questioned Ross. "Oh, this wallet. No, my other wallet has my money in it. I just keep this one for um, you know, um, stuff." "You know, I just remebered, I forgot my money in his wallet. So I guess I'm out too." said Ross. "Well, I don't really care. I'm not going to the movies to actually watch the movies." joked Chandler. Monica jabbed him in his side. "Ouch." Then everyone left to go see movie. "Hey Joey, why don't we go back to Rachels apartment and go throught their stuff." said Ross. "Sure why not?" said Joey. ~ ~ -Part 2- See Part 1 for Disclaimer. "Hey Scully, look at this." Special Agent Fox Mulder called to the red headed woman across from him. "What is it, Mulder? Have you found something?" she called back to him. "Yeah, I did." he said as he held up his prize, "A whole penny." Scully sighed at his remark. "Typical Mulder." she thought. Then, she returned her attention back to the crime scene. "Mulder, why are we here? There's no X-File here." "Actually, I think we were sent to solve this murder case as a distraction. Skinner knows very well that the local police can handle this one." "We can take this case from here, agents." Officer Reily told them. As soon as Mulder heard this, he grabbed Scully by the arm and they exited the apartment. ~ ~ ~ Location: Hallway Time: about 10 seconds later "So, Mulder where are we going now?" Scully asked turning around to face her partner. As soon as she turned around, her back was greeted by another person's back. She stumbled forward and Mulder caught her. Oh god. This can't be good. I'm in Mulder's arms. He's holding me. Man, this feels so right. She thought in her head. Oh shit. Scully's in my arms. I'm holding Scully. I'm going to lose it any minute now and kiss her. He shook his head to clear his thoughts. Mulder let go of Scully and she turned to look at the person responsible. "Oh man. I'm sorry. Are you Ok?" asked Joey to Scully. "Yes, I'm perfectly fine." Scully answered. "You have to excuse Joey here, he's got a lower IQ than a monkey." "Well at least I'm not stupid!" was his retort. "Hey, why don't you let me make it up to you and buy you dinner tonight. Say 8-ish." "Well..." Scully started. "C'mon it's just one dinner. It's the least I can do since I almost knocked you down." Scully knew she was going to regret the next thing out of her mouth. "Well, alright. Yes." * * * * * * ~Part 3~ See part 1 for disclaimer. Location: Joey's Place Time: 7:30 pm. * * * "Hey, Joey are you sure that was a good idea?" Chandler asked his friend. "Was what a good idea?" "Asking out that woman? I mean she and that guy looked pretty close." "Oh, Dana. What guy?" "The guy she was with *duh*." "There was a guy with her? Huh, I didn't even notice." Chandler just shook his head. "This is going to be good." he thought. ~ ~ ~ Location: Hotel Time: 7:30 "Oh crap. What have I done? Why did I say yes to Joey?" Scully asked herself. *Because, you want to get a life.* the other little voice in her head answered. "I have a life." *Not a normal life.* "This is a normal life." *You sound like Mulder.* Finally, she gave into her inner voice and got ready for her date. Mulder was furious. How could she go out with that Joey guy? *She wants a normal life.* said the voice in his head. "But, doesn't she want a life with me instead of some stranger?!" That shut the voice up. * * * * * * * * * * * * * ~Part 4~ See part 1 for disclaimer. Location: Brian's Resteraunt Time: 8:10 pm "Well, Joey. This seems like a nice place." Scully said as they sat at their table. "Yep, it is nice." he added. Their dinner went well. Joey drove her home and walked her to her door. "Thanks for the great night, Joey." "No, thank you." he said. "Um, ok. Well goodnight." Joey was just about to make his move, when someone came and grabbed him by his arm. "Mulder, let go of him now." Scully told Mulder in her no-nonsense voice. "Uh, that's ok, Dana. I was just about to leave anyway." Joey practically ran to his car. "Mulder what the hell is wrong with you?" Scully screamed at him. "I have to talk to you inside." he said. "I'm not moving another step, until you explain yourself." "Fine, than don't move." he said and scooped up her little body and carried her inside. "What do you think you're doing? Let go of me now!" she fought him the whole way. "Give me your keys." Mulder said when they reached the door. "I'm quite capable of opening the door myself." He let her down and she opened the door. They entered her apartment and she continued to give him the look. "Look Scully, I know I may have acted like a total jack ass tonight, but..." "May have?" "Ok. I did act like a total ass tonight, but there's a reason for it all." "This better be good." she told him. "I can't stand this anymore." He went over to Scully and grabbed her by her shoulders. "I can't stand not being able to hold you in my arms without needing a stupid excuse or accident." Scully just stood there listening. "Listen, if you don't want to be anything more than just friends, I understand. I just need to know tonight. I can't..." He couldn't even finish his sentence. Scully had brought his head down by her's and was kissing him. The kiss was short. A sweet little kiss. And then it was over. "Does that answer your question?" Scully asked. "Gee, I'm not sure. I think I need a better answer." "What that wasn't good enough to answer your question?" "No, but this might." He kissed her again. This kiss was longer and had quickly deepened. Finally they had to stop for air. Then Mulder spoke. "Marry me." "What?!" "You heard me. Marry me. You're the only one I want to be with for the rest of my life and when it's true love, why wait?" "Oh Mulder. Yes. I will marry you." And once again Mulder lips meet Scully's. The End. ------------------------------------------ So how'd I do? Gillian67@webtv.net