From ky.kwok@student.qut.edu.au Wed Nov 13 05:20:10 1996
The usual disclaimers apply with regards to CC and co.,
and especially Fox Network.

Rating: G for goofy - read at your own risk.

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"Mulder! Get out of here. It's the network!"

Mulder could only gasp as he turned around. To be surprised in the
morning is a rare element in his field work. To be surprised in his office
is an even rarer element.

The monster, named "Network" was a 6 feet tall green ooze, sliming over
the cement floor like a thick mass of salmonella paste. Behind this mass,
the vague form of Scully could be glimpsed. She had luckily came in late
this morning. 

However, in the werid fashion of X-file stories, Mulder was now trapped in
his office - armed with a can of Coke and a 3 1/2 " diskette.

Pungent fumes belched from the monster's belly as it slowly oozed its way
into the office - blocking the escape route for Mulder.

"Use the diskette, Mulder!" Scully yelled.

.....the diskette?

Mulder flashed his eyes over the diskette label, and read the words
"GT". It was a long shot - whatever GT was, and however a diskette can
stop the path of the "Network".

Jumping nimbly over his post-Daliesque sculpture, on to his desk, Mulder
flicked his wrist. The diskette hurled itself towards the "Network",
spiralling itself not unlike a Ninja Star seen in "The Samurai".

The "Network" growled mercilessly, bracing itself as the diskette impacted
on to its form. Mulder did a backflip, landing cleanly on the concrete
floor with a "whack". 

....and the diskette flew.

...."Mulder".....,"brace yourself"....

.....and the diskette hit the "Network" squarely between the eyes.

-WHAMMY-

******

Mulder opened his eyes slowly after the loud burst. Scully could be seen
crouched uncomfortably on the floor outside. They were both shaken - the
green ooze that stood between them was gone.

It was as if it had never been there - or was it?

******

KY (Don't back down to the Network)
PS: This was all written in the spirit of fun. All flames will be
punishable by having the flamers chew cotton wool buds for the next 100
days.