Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2000 22:16:47 -0700 Subject: xfc: NEW! "Garding Over" by Conner - V, H Source: xfc THE X-FILES "Garding Over" By *Conner*, 8-year-old little brother of Alien Girl! ;) Alien Girl's e-mail: comixgirl@juno.com Conner's e-mail: puppymon1@juno.com Rating: G...read it, it's good! Classification: He says it's a case-file, I call it humor Summary: Cancer Man is behind some man-eating plants. Disclaimer: The X-Files and everything that's brewin' in it belong to CC and not to me or any of my younger siblings. If it *did* belong to one of them, I'd steal it from them; they don't know what they're dealing with. :) If I was making any money off of this, trust me, I'd be a very happy person. But since I'm not, I'll just have to settle for feedback. Archive: All the norm, and whoever wants it can have it! But it might cause people to wonder where you got it from... Feedback: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE!! If you want to write feedback, please give it to my brother, but send it all to my address, 'cause he never checks his and he can get your feedback through me. Please please send it, I know he'd love it!! Author's Notes: **PLEASE READ THIS!** See, my little brother Conner, who's only eight years old, followed the example of his older sibling and wrote his own fanfic! I read it and I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!! I just *had* to share it!! The kid's a natural-born fanfic writer! I'm translating his rather sloppy writing (lacking in punctuation, spelling, paragraphs, and basically everything except words...) so if something doesn't make sense, that's why. I'm adding in all of the punctuation so it's readable, but I'm leaving his spelling the way it is just 'cause it adds to the effect. Scene changes have little dashes in between. :):) Hope y'all enjoy this!!!! ;) ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() "Garding Over" By Conner "I think I should go in the grden." "Look, Joun, look at this. It looks like a new type of-AHHH!" "What, dear?"..."Will you look at that. But there's blood next to it, I better get the police." "We are from the FBI. My name is Mulder and this is Nuly. Opps, I mean Skuly. That's better. So what happened?" "Well, that's the problm." "Then we have no bissness here." "But I think, Mulder..." "I think this plant ate her, Skuly, and what plant eats people for lunch?" "A man-eating plant." "Hmmm, seven other people have been killed. Who do you think is making the plants alive?" "So who do you think? Someone how (who) never goes otside a lot, and who is that?" "Cancer Man. And you think he did it." "Well for one thing, Skuly, plants do not like smoke and fire so he must be bothering the plants." "Bye, Joun, and try to kill thoughs plants." "But-but how can I try to figir it out?" "Mulder, we better go find Canser Man." "OK, Skuly, let's hit the road." ----- "Mulder, why are you having sun-flower seeds wile your driving?" "Because I like them." ----- "Have you seen Caser Man, Skiner?" "No, not in a week. I think he could be in his aparment." ----- "He's not in the attic and he's not in the basement, so he must be going to the work area." "I'll stay here, Mulder, and you will go to the work area." "OK, Skuly." "I hope nobady finds me," Said Cancer Man. "Put your hands in the air and tell me why there dead!" "I don't no." "Come on, tell me the truth!" "So, I put smoke in bug spra." BANG! "Your lucky I didn't shoot you. Mulder, I had a little chat with are freind here. He is useing smoke and bug spra to do this." "Did you do anything to him?" "No, but I shoot a part of his roof." "OK, I'll go check out how to go and get some plants killed. You can keep an I are freind, Skuly." "So were are you going, Cancer Man?" "To the restroom." "I think not, Cancer Man, you are staying right here were you are." "Skuly, I have found the way to kill the plants." "What does it say on the label?" "Let's Kill Plants." "OK, let's start spraing."..."Looks like we have doen it." "Skuly, was it fun keeping Cancer Man?" "Yes." ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() thE End!! He he hee!! I don't know about all of you, but I read Conner's story and cracked up! Please send him feedback, he'd love it!! :):) -Alien Girl