From: xf_emily_sim@yahoo.ca Date: Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:01:21 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Goat-men, Friends, and a Fine Merlot by xangel Source: direct Title: Goat-men, Friends and a Fine Merlot Author: Emily Sim Category: MSR Rating: R Spoilers: None Disclaimer: Do any of us own them? I sure don't. Special Thanks to - Team Beta Extraordinaire: Tali, Annak, Foxcat, Abracadabra Feedback: Please tell me how I'm doing. xf_emily_sim@yahoo.ca Saturday Morning Dana Scully opened her eyes slowly. The sun was just peeking in through the slight opening in the drapes and the rays dappled over her bed in an obscure dancing pattern. She stretched, feeling the popping in her spine as she came to full consciousness. For a moment she felt good, lying back, blissfully oblivious to her surroundings. It lasted as long as it took for the drumbeat echoing behind her eyes to assert itself and for her to realize, with sudden clarity that she was again missing some time. Ohshitohshitohshit. Last night was a blur of images flashing in her pounding head and behind her aching eyes. She had no recollection of how she had gotten home much less _stripped_ ohgodohgodohgod -- Frantically she felt below the covers -- fuck -- t-shirt -- no bra -- underwear still on--oh god, did it smell like sex in here -- how had she gotten home--how had she gotten into bed -- Her head throbbed and her teeth felt like they were coated with fur. She was dizzy. She flopped back after an unsuccessful bid to extract herself from the warmth of her bed. Laying back and closing her eyes against the suddenly too bright light, she became aware of the clattering of pots coming from her kitchen. Of its own accord her hand began a desperate dance patting spot beside her -- it was warm -- oh god it was warm. Cracking one eye open she noted an indent on the pillow next to her. The colour drained from her face. Who was in her apartment? **** Friday, May 17 Tonight was girl's night. Well, okay, Dana Scully really didn't have a girl's night. But this evening she would find herself in the company of two childhood friends, Ellen and Sandra. After a nasty divorce several years ago, Sandra was braving the waters and getting remarried. Scully entered the office with a grin on her face and a non-fat latte clutched in her hand. With her erratic work schedule, and, let's face it, partner, trying to get away for a night out on the town was hard. Her friends had, in light of Sandra's impending nuptials, decided that if 'Mohamed couldn't come to the mountain' they were bringing the little pre-nuptial party to her. After years of being devoted to the students she taught at Colville Senior High, Sandra was revoking her vow to remain single for the rest of her life. Sandra's parents had divorced when she was 13 and Dana remembered the day the shy, dark haired girl had moved into the base house down the street from her own. Unusual for the times, Sandy lived with her dad and grandmother and rarely spoke about her mother. For the young tomboy it had been a relief to find another girl who was still interested in climbing trees and hunting for bugs. It also helped that Sandra's physical development was as delayed as her own. It was really nice to have a gym partner who didn't spend her time bragging about how her big boobs were getting in the way of running. It gave Dana a glimmer of hope. Perhaps the normal life she had envisioned for herself at one time, the life that seemed further and further away as the X-Files demanded more of her time, would one day be a reality. Then again, she would have to actually find time to spend with someone. And there was the relationship that was not quite a relationship with Mulder. She was happy for Sandy. After her first marriage ended in divorce, Sandy had retreated into herself and her work. Not that much different than Scully had after too many horrors had piled up in her own life. She was looking forward to going out and just being herself again. Although they had kept in touch through letters and email she hadn't seen Sandy since the X-Files had taken over her life. It was a little easier keeping in contact with Ellen. As Adam's godmother she was forced out of the basement every so often. Ellen was good at drawing her out of herself. During high school the three of them had spent many a night together studying and moaning about their lack of dates. Scully moved to her desk and deposited her lap top case, latte and purse. As she booted up her computer she noticed a Post-It someone had tacked to the edge of the monitor. 'S - come on down - the water's fine.' If he had another case he wanted to drag her away for this weekend she wasn't going along for the ride. Locking her purse in her drawer she headed down to the bowels of the building to see what her partner was up to. The first thing she heard, as she stood poised to turn the handle, was the click of the slide projector. She groaned. Not another slide show. With a deep intake of breath, she opened the door to find the room darkened and the wall illuminated with a projection of blood and guts. "Hey Scully, can you say viscous without slurring your s's???" "Mulder, what the hell is that?" "What is it now or what did it start life as?" "I'm not doing it." "Aw, Scully, I haven't even asked you to do anything-" "_Yet_." One eyebrow arched as she folder her arms across her chest. "What do I think it is or what does the local vet think it is?" "I'm not playing your games today. I'm not taking this case Mulder. I have plans this weekend and I'm not changing them." "Oooo, a hot date Scully?" "Jealous Mulder?" Visions of Philadelphia forced their way into both agents' minds. "Nothing. Nothing at all." He commented hastily, as he beat a quick retreat back to the matter at hand. "It's a goat - man." "A goat?" It was somewhere between a statement and a question. "No, a goat- _man_" "A _goat-man_? There's no such thing as a goat- man Mulder. Where'd you get the picture from - the Weekly Star?" "Nah, came from the National Enquirer, everyone knows Star can't be trusted." Mulder quipped. "Seriously, Langly pulled this from a satellite feed. He has a friend down in Texas who swears someone is messing with the livestock." "And you believed him? You're not getting me to change my plans this weekend, Mulder, certainly not for something as far out as this. This is beyond even your usual fare." "Really, Scully. Someone is screwing around, trying to recreate Frankenstein using local livestock and recently deceased citizens. Langly's contact claims that one of the doctors on staff at a local hospital is extracting bone marrow to harvest cells before the patients go off to the great blue yonder." "No. I. Am. Not. Going. There is no case here and I have plans." Mulder shut the projector down and slumped back into his chair, his mouth drawn down into the biggest pout she had seen in a long time. "You didn't even bring _me_ a coffee." Oh for goodness sake. He could be so infuriating sometimes. Grabbing a reasonably clean cup, she poured half the hot liquid into it. "Here, I'll share. Now, I have those reports on my _desk_ upstairs to finish before the weekend. You're going to have to find someone else to dive into goat guts. I'm not. I can't see Skinner signing off on the 302 anyway." "Ewww! This isn't real cream." "It's my latte." "Yeah, yeah, sorry. So, what're you doing tonight?" She took note of the way his eyes dropped just before he nonchalantly asked the question, hunting for something in the chaos on his desk. She knew it was a ploy, knew he was trying hard not to let her see the importance of her answer. "Girlfriends, Mulder - two of them. Ellen and Sandy are here. It's sort of a send off for Sandy. She's getting married next weekend, remember?" He recalled her requesting the weekend off. Actually what he recalled was her getting a phone call mid-morning last month and telling him to 'write it down, Mulder, because if you commit us to some stupid hunt for crop circles or E.T. I _will_ shoot you again.' "Ah, yes, I remember. So what are you girls doing - painting the town red?" She read his concern in the casual way he asked; in the way he changed tactics with the next one. "You know, there are a lot of weirdo's out there these days. The other day I overheard --" "Mulder, I'm a federal agent and I carry a gun. Thanks for your concern but we'll be fine. Anyway, I need to get back up and get those reports done." She softened a little, taking in the concern for her safety so evident in his eyes. "Lunch?" "Yeah, sure. Call down when you're ready to go." The rest of the day passed rather pleasantly. Lunch out on the bench was normal and nice. Not once did Mulder try and arm twist or guilt her into following him off on his goat hunt. It was all - just nice. She even managed to get away early enough to beat the hectic Friday afternoon traffic. Everything had gone amazingly smoothly until the moment she was she standing in front of her closet doing the 'I don't know what to wear dance.' The bed was littered with half a dozen various bottom options and at least ten different tops. To make things worse she had less than twenty minutes to make up her mind before it was time to go. She finally pulled out a pair of low riding Miss Sixty dress pants. She looked back to the mess on her bed, knowing she'd be spending some of those twenty minutes hanging things back up. With less than ten minutes to go, she finally gave up and pulled out an old stand by -- a comfortable Banana Republic shirt she had picked up last summer. It was cut tastefully low, with 3/4 sleeves and just brushed the top of her pants. When she lifted her arms it was possible to see the glint from her navel ring. She felt good about how she looked and quickly put the rest of her rejects back where they belonged and headed out to meet her friends at Paolo's. They had opted for a piano/jazz lounge that featured dining and a live band later in the evening. She didn't have to wait long for a cab and was soon happily chatting with her two closest friends. Ellen was laughing as Sandy shoved the picture back in her wallet. "You wait, Ellen. One day you'll wish Steve was as young as Josh." "Robbing the cradle, I'd say!" Ellen gave another snort of laughter. Sandra turned her nose up and faced Dana. "And you haven't said a word Miss FBI." Scully blushed. Sandra's Josh was ten years her junior and quite good looking. A little too blonde for her liking, and the beard looked a little silly, it was an odd looking goatee. Goat - oh man, couldn't she just leave him at the office for one night? "Yoo-hoo -- FBI lady? Dana? Hello?" Scully looked up startled. "Sorry, didn't mean to zone out. Joshy's cute Ellen, you're just jealous!" "Nah got one. It's time we did something about you, Dana. I know a few good guys around town. In fact, Steve has a couple of recently divorced buddies who are looking to settle down. I'd be happy to set the wheels in motion." Ellen hid a grin as she sipped her wine. She knew better than Dana did what the chances were of Dana agreeing. Ellen kept waiting for her friend to give in and jump her partner. She wondered how long it would take for her to admit she was interested. Ellen was pretty sure Mulder returned the sentiments. She had watched the two of them together on the rare occasions when she visited. She was also privy to Mrs. Scully's view on things during the time Dana was missing and during her cancer. Ellen would phone faithfully every two days for an update when she was missing and often enough during her cancer to allow Dana's mom to talk. On both instances Mulder's actions were not those of just a partner. It sounded suspiciously like her Steve might have behaved under the same circumstances. She watched as flush moved up Dana's neck and turned her cheeks red. "Ah, no one for you but that tall, hazel-eyed partner of yours. Don't you deny it, Danes." "Things are good the way they are. Don't you look at me like that, Sandy. It's bad enough having Ellen trying to fix me up long distance. I swear she has someone new every month who would be 'just perfect'. She's almost as bad as my mom." Her smile was reflected in her eyes and the two friends knew no offense was taken. Good wine loosened tongues and they were well on their way when the band began to play. The three were garnering quite a few looks from the other patrons, and a table of four towards the back seemed to take particular interest in the trio. The men occupying it seemed to watch with interest the interactions among the women. The fact that one of them wore a wedding band, the other an engagement ring, did not seem to dull their interest in the least. Ellen had noted their interest, especially the young man who seemed captivated with Dana. She hoped he'd come and ask her friend to dance. It would do Dana a world of good to have some hunk hot for her. She signaled the waiter to bring them another bottle of wine. "Whew!" Dana collapsed into her chair bumping the table as she did so. She loved to dance and Blond and Beautiful was charming as a partner. "Thanks David, that was fun." Ellen smirked as she watched him walk away, swaggering slowly. Give it up buddy, she thought. You were a nice distraction, but not a tall, dark FBI agent. Her friend mused that Dana had found a way to interject his name into most of the evening's conversation, and the drunker she became the more she was willing to share. Another couple of glasses of wine and Ellen bet she could even get an honest confession out of her. "Truth or Dare, Danes." Ellen hid a smirk behind her napkin. She knew her friend didn't drink much and having her inebriated and loose tongued was promising to be too much fun to ignore. "Ah, that's a kid's game, Elly." Sandra caught Ellen's wink and chimed in. "If you choose truth and don't answer you get a dare! And if you refuse the dare we get a truth. Okay -- truth or dare -- you first, Danes." "Okay, dare." Ellen giggled. "I dare you to ask that old guy over there for the next dance." Ellen indicated a mature gentleman who seemed a little more than taken with what he could see of Dana's chest and Sandy's legs. Both women watched as Dana sauntered over to the table. It was all they could do to not burst out laughing as his eyes nearly popped out of his head at his good fortune. "Shit" exclaimed Sandy. "Look at the swagger in those hips. She shouldn't be allowed to look that good walking!" Dana made sure the little show she was putting on continued onto the dance floor. When she was done, Herman 'just call me Hermy' was practically drooling. She sat down with a triumphant look. "My turn Elly! Truth or Dare?" They game continued through two more bottles of wine and much laughter. One poor gentleman nearly choked on his drink when Ellen, refusing to answer a very personal question on sexual technique, had to take a dare from Sandra. She approached him to ask if he would like to father her children. She came back to the table barely able to hold it together, her lazy, looping stagger speaking to the amount of liquor the trio had consumed. Turnabout was only fair play and Ellen flashed a wide grin Sandra's way. "Here Sandy." She shoved her cell phone into her hand. "I dare you to call Josh and pretend you got his number from the escort service when you called looking for a date." Sandra whooped with delight, grabbed the phone and called. She may have gotten away with it save for the giggles in the background. As she pressed the end button she flashed an evil grin first at Ellen and then a nod indicating Dana. "Okay Danes -- truth or dare?" "Truth. I'm too drunk", Scully slurred, "to do any walking that I don't hafta." Sandy rubbed her hands together. "So Danes, if you had the chance would you hit on Mulder?" "SANDY! He's my partner. I won't even digna - dignify", she hiccupped, "that with an answer." "And she refuses the truth. Oh baby! Here's the phone, Danes. Call and invite him here." She giggled and grabbed the phone. It took three tries before she tossed it back at Sandy and pulled out her own. "Only hafta press one numer on this one." The call connected just as the band started up again, making it difficult to hear. "Mulder." "Who? Muller? I can't hear. You there?" "Scully?" "Yeah. Is Me Muller. I'm at Palo - shit - Paolo's. I got a dare. Wanna come down?" "Scully, have you been drinking?" "Muller, I can't hear anything. You gotta come down. We're at Paolo's. Bye Muller." Scully put her phone away and held her hand over her glass when Sandy tried to fill it again. "Pass. I'm woozy." "So is he coming, Danes?" Scully giggled. She was doing a lot of that tonight. "Depends what part of the video he was at Sandy." At this she collapsed back in her chair laughing. "Oooo! The room is spinny." Ellen nudged Sandy. "Think he's ever seen her like this?" "I don't think I've seen her like this!" Sandy rolled her eyes and leaned into Ellen. "Could be interesting. Here comes Mr. Blondie again." Both women watched as Dana followed his progress towards her, trying desperately to keep her body from listing. She was obviously drunk and trying hard to maintain some semblance of her FBI in control persona. He leaned over her, planting his hands on the arms of the chair. Her friends watched as she pulled herself up straight and, as firmly as possible, in her best don't mess with me I'm an FBI agent voice, asked him to step back. He grinned in response and leaned in even closer, opened his mouth to speak --- and was roughly pulled back. "I think the lady said step back." Anyone who had sat in on an interrogation with the speaker knew that voice and what it implied. But David, a.k.a Mr. Blond, was a little drunk himself and not thinking clearly. He turned and attempted to swat the hand from his back, and when he finally located the face that went along with the hand decided not to press his luck. Fox Mulder held his gaze and his eyes clearly spoke his intention where the lovely red head was concerned. David took a gulp of air, stepped aside mumbling about a mix-up and high- tailed it back to his buddies who were enjoying his embarrassment. "Ladies." Mulder nodded to Scully's two companions before turning his attention back to his partner. "Scully? You okay?" "Hi ya Mulder. Did you just chase the goat-man away?" "Scully, how much have you had to drink?" "I feel dizzy." He looked over towards the other two women. Ellen gave him a wide smile in return. "Hey Mulder, this is Sandy." "Good to meet you Sandy and nice to see you again Ellen." The two women stood, a silent decision passing between them. "If you're okay getting Danes home, we've all had a little too much tonight. We'd like to get back to my place before Steve sends out a search party." "Sure. Did she drive?" "Cab." "How 'bout you two?" "Steve - but we're taking a taxi home." Mulder signaled to the waiter and had him take care of the taxi arrangements, promising to make sure Scully got home safely. Dana Scully looked up at her partner and decided she had never seen him look so yummy. Licking her lips she leaned forward to stand up and tipped into him, her head landing squarely in his crotch. Mulder grabbed her before she toppled both of them onto the floor. "Whoa there. I think standing on your own isn't a good idea right now." He steadied her on her feet and linking his arm around her waist started moving her to the exit. They made a funny sight. Scully stumbling slightly, pressed into his side, her head barley visible from beneath his arm. **** Saturday Morning The bed dipped and the smell of coffee managed to filter down through the layers of blankets and she could only guess that her mystery guest had made an appearance. Oh god, if it was that blond goat-guy she was going to die right now. Timidly, she peeked over the blankets to find a grinning Mulder. She didn't know if this was a good thing or not. She had only hazy recollections of the prior evening and her last clear memory was of calling him. She shot him her best don't mess with me stare and moved carefully up against the headboard. Although she moved gingerly, trying not to jar her aching head, it only caused the throbbing behind her eyes to worsen. She silently accepted the two Advil's he handed her. He chuckled. "Still a little woozy? You're probably still a little tipsy." "I'm not tipsy." "Oh yeah - nasty flu bug going around. Couldn't have anything to do with last night." He must have noticed her discomfort, the embarrassment quietly reflected in her eyes, because his wide grin softened to a small smile. Reaching behind her he pulled her forward and helped her swallow the two pills. "They should work pretty fast, extra strength." "Thanks." "Anytime. You scared me last night." His voice was soft, his eyes reflecting concern. "Mulder, I - I - Mulder I'm not sure -" "Relax Scully. You called me to come down. Seems like the three of you were on some sort of a truth or dare kick. I think I was a dare." He suppressed a grin. Her answering smile was weak. Shit, her head hurt. "Is that coffee for me?" "Yeah. Sorry." He lifted the cup from the side table and waited until she had a good grip before he let go. "Ah. Extra strong. Thanks." "I thought you might need it today. Do you feel like eating?" She groaned in response. "I'll take that as a not yet. How much do you remember?" Another sip of her coffee helped put off her response, giving her time to think. Images, fuzzy and disjointed, played as she tried to put them in some order. She recalled the first part of the evening but things became less clear as she tried to move through the remaining hours. "I sort of remember when I called you. I remember you telling the goat- guy-" "Goat-guy?" "Yeah, he kind of reminded me of your goat-man. Must've been your memorable slide show. I remember him being way too close and you scaring him off. You didn't pull your gun on him, did you?" It was a weak attempt at humor. "No gun. Just the standard 'don't mess with me stare'." "After that things get a little fuzzy." She used her free hand to indicate herself and her bed. Mulder smiled. If she hadn't been feeling so poorly, and wasn't the same color as the white sheets she lay on, he might have a little fun with her. "I brought you home. You could hardly walk. I had to pretty much carry you in. That's when you threw up. By the time I got you into the bathroom we were both covered. You scared me a little. I haven't seen you that sick since --" he lowered his voice "-since your cancer. I mean, I knew it was because you had one too many glasses of--" "Merlot." "Merlot," he repeated, "it still scared me. Anyway, I was a gentleman Scully. I managed to get us both cleaned up." He was blushing. "Your clothes are at the cleaners - mine too." He indicated the sweats he now wore, the extra set from his travel bag. "When I got you into bed you still seemed really out of it. I was worried that you weren't just drunk, that maybe it was alcohol poisoning. So, I slept in here with you - just in case. You'd be proud of me Scully. I remembered to put you on your side and you had me behind you." "You slept in here?" "Anything for you, Scully." His voice was gentle, the words spoken with tenderness. "I was a little worried about you being sick in the night and didn't want to be to far away." "You slept in my bed?" "I was a perfect gentleman. Not that you were in any condition to do much." "What's that supposed to mean?" Her voice was a little sharper than she intended. He shrugged her comment off. "Would you feel better if I told you how tempted I was?" She could feel a flush rise from her neck to her face. "Bet you say that to all the women you rescue." "Nah, only you Scully, only you." The words were quietly spoken, almost as if he hadn't meant for her to hear them. He noticed her discomfort, and returned to a safer subject. "Head any better? And don't say you're 'fine'. You're the same color as your sheets." "I feel awful." He chuckled. "Oooo, hung-over Scully equals honest Scully." "You're incorrigible." "But you love me." It was a simple statement. That warranted a simple response; one painfully raised eyebrow. "What time is it anyway?" "After one." "Shit! I was supposed to meet my mom for lunch." "I took care of it Scully." She groaned. "You took care of it Mulder?" "You know you can trust me Scully." "What did you tell my mother?" "That you had a good time. That I made sure you got home safely, that I was a gentleman. You know Bill's in town and it wouldn't do to have him kicking my ass around." "Bill's here?" she groaned. "Tell me you didn't talk to him." "Your mom held him off. Think he'll ever like me Scully?" "He's already taken Mulder." She smirked. "You're mom invited us for supper. She asked Ellen and Sandy as well. I said yes for us." "Since when do you answer for me?" "It's just dinner. Besides, your mom likes me Scully. And you're cute when you're hung over." "This conversation is hurting my head." "You don't want to go? He asked with some surprise. "Your mom was so happy." She crossed her arms. "Let me get this straight. My mother sounded happy to have you answer my phone _knowing_ you were here in my apartment _early_ in the morning! I must still be drunk." "Scully, your mother has been dropping hints for the last four years. Don't tell me you haven't heard her." "Mulder, my mother has been trying to marry me off since I turned 25." "So any old guy would do in her mind?" He was tracing lazy circles down her arms, sending small shivers through her body. She groaned, his fingers were doing amazing things to her body and she found herself responding despite the throbbing in her head. "You know, just because I was a gentleman doesn't mean I haven't thought about it." He leaned in to whisper in her ear. "Have you thought about it Scully?" She did not want to be having this conversation right now and in true Scully fashion decided to ignore him. She cleared her throat, "so what time did you tell my mom we'd be there?" "Hmmm, we have lots of time Scully." "You haven't answered my - oh, god -" "Mmmm, I'm a god?" She groaned. His lips were grazing the side of her neck, raising goose-bumps, like a domino effect down her torso, nipples tightening in response. Her eyes fluttered closed, heat, followed by a flush of moisture, pooling as his lips moved further down. This needed to stop now, while they still could, while one of them was still thinking. She opened her mouth to tell him and found it covered, his tongue pushing in, no hesitation. She lifted heavy arms to his chest and pushed. "Mul -" "Shhh. No talking." "We can't do this." She managed to push him away. "What time?" "Time?" "My mom's. What time did she say?" He leaned back, sighing. "She said whenever we got up and were ready to 'come on over'." "Oh, okay. I guess I should get a shower." She watched as he opened his mouth, knowing what was coming. "Don't even go there." He laughed. "You're no fun Scully. I'll let you get ready. Call if you need me to wash any places you can't reach." He beat a hasty retreat as the pillow landed with a soft thump behind him. Shutting the door behind, he leaned back against it. Flushed and aroused, he adjusted his pants and wondered if Mrs. Scully would have a nice Merlot to go with the dinner she was serving.