From: Star Tracer Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 06:11:09 GMT Subject: God: A Leading Cause of Death by Star Tracer Source: direct Title: God: A Leading Cause of Death Author: Star Tracer Spoilers: Nope, not much of a plot either, come to think of it.... Feedback: StarTracer@shoutmail.com Rating: Uh.... R...ish? sorta... kinda... Keywords: Script format, MSR (as if you couldn't tell from the title...o wait, you can't....) Disclaimer: hehehehehehe.... if you think Mulder and Scully are mine.... well, I shouldn't be talking, *I* sometimes think Mulder and Scully are mine...well, not so much Scully... Summary: Make up your own.. I'm too tired =D Author's Notes: Okay, I really had almost nothing to do with this. My friend Clarissa practically wrote it for me. Well, she read a magazine article and got an idea and dared me to do it....it's almost the same thing, isn't it?? ***** Mulder: Hi, Scully. Scully: Hi, Mulder. Mulder: What's new, Scully? Scully: Not much, Mulder. My friend is a sex therapist. Mulder: Really? Scully: Yeah. I told her about you. Mulder: Me? Why me? Scully: You know how we've been....growing apart lately, right? Mulder: Yeah.. so? Scully: She says if we really care about our friendship then there's only one thing to do. Mulder: What's that? Scully: Well, it's... Mulder: What? Scully: She says we should sleep together... Mulder: What?!?! Scully: Well, actually, she says we should fuck like wild monkeys... Mulder: And that'll fix our friendship? Scully: Yes. Mulder: Well.. ok... If that'll fix it.... [They...fix....their friendship] FIN **** Damn.... what were we smoking...? =D