From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org Date: 8 Nov 2005 21:14:05 -0000 Subject: Gossip IV : The Bitch Is Back by wildafox Source: direct Reply To: wildafox0619@yahoo.fr Title: Gossip IV : The Bitch Is Back Author: wildafox E-mail: wildafox0619@yahoo.fr Feedback: Yes, please!! Rating: PG-13 Beta-Reader : xdksfan Category: V Spoilers: Existence Disclaimer: Not mine; XF characters belong to 1013 Productions. Summary: Dumb and Dumber are back. Scully too. Notes: "Gossip IV" is another piece featuring Teresa and Janet from the secretarial pool. Written for Mimic and Bellefleur's birthdays. Happy birthday, ladies! ---- "Hey Teresa! Did you hear the news?" "Spill the beans, Janet, I have an appointment for a manicure and I hate being late." "Doc Ice.. err.. Mrs Spooky is back from maternity leave!" "So, the bitch is back and I should be interested because?" "Aren't you curious to see if she's lost all the baby fat? Don't you want to check out her rings?" "OK, you've got my attention. So have you seen her?" "No. Sheila said that she wasn't back in the basement with Doggy and that chick, what's her name." "So where is she hiding?" "Quantico. Cutting open dead people. It gives me chills." "She's so gross." "Maybe, but she married Spooky Mulder and she's the one groping his delightful ass!" "Oh stop it, Janet. How are we going to get to see her, then?" "That's what I wanted to tell you. You remember Mims and Belle?" "The Evil Twins?" "Yeah. They organized a welcome back party for Doc Ice and it wouldn't have been very polite to say no. She'll be here at 5PM tonight on the fifth floor, and maybe she'll bring Spooky and their kid." "Yeah, right. As if he's going to be seen with her. He married her out of some misplaced sense of duty. She trapped him." "Whatever, Teresa. See you at the party." --- "Mulder, it's me." "Hey Scully, how is it going?" "You know, once a pathologist, always a pathologist. Slicing and dicing, weighing organs.." "OK, I get it." "Does my baby boy miss me?" "A little bit. He's not that happy with the bottle feeding, but we manage. He's asleep right now." "I miss him, too." "Do you miss me?" "I do. You still coming with me tonight?" ".." "You haven't forgotten?" "No. I just saw what you're expecting me to wear. Honey, I realize the importance of this assignment, but I refuse to wear THAT." "Pet names warning, Mulder. What's wrong with the clothes I chose?" "You know exactly what's wrong with it, honeybunch." "Enlighten me, sweetie pie." "You're evil, darling." "That's why you married me, sweetheart." "You know very well that those pants are so tight, people can tell I'm Jewish." "And what's your problem with that?" "I like to wear those jeans for you, Scully but when we're alone." "It's like going undercover, Mulder. Let's put on a good show for Dumb and Dumber. Don't you want to make them drool all over the place? For me? Please..I'll make it up to you." "I get to chose what you wear for the making up session?" "Yes.." "OK, then. I've got some shopping to do and I'll be here at 5 PM sharp." "Shopping?" "Don't worry, nothing too kinky." "Mulder?" End