From: Sunnylove0 <sunnylove0@aol.com>
Date: 19 Jan 1999 20:32:51 GMT
Subject: NEW:Groovin' on Colonization Afternoon

Title: Groovin' on Colonization Afternoon by Sunny
Rating:PG for choice language
Archive: Wherever you want
Spoilers:None
Keywords:None
Summary:The X-Files cast does a Tostitos commercial. Script format.
Disclaimer:I don't own 'em.  I used 'em. So sue me.

(View: Washington D.C.getting blown to hell.  Swarms of bees are everywhere. 
People are running around, screaming, falling down, dying horrible deaths,
etc.)

(Cut to MULDER, SCULLY, and SKINNER on a park bench eating Tostitos and passing
around a salsa jar)

MULDER: See, I told you they were coming.
SKINNER: Yeah, but who gives a #@$%& anymore.
(eats more chips and salsa)

(Pan to building behind them, miraculously untouched. Pan through open window)

(Inside, the Consortium is throwing a party.  Eight-year-old Samantha clones
throw confetti under a banner that reads "WELCOME BACK"!  CSM , the FIRST
ELDER, and other unnamed men sit eating chips and salsa, while in the
foreground, KRYCEK and MARITA dance while feeding each other.)

EVERYBODY(in chorus): Groovin', on colonization afternoon

OVERVOICE: Nothing makes you relax at the end of the world like Tostitos chips
and salsa.  But don't wait till colonization to get some.

The End
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