From: unknown Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2000 22:38:20 -0800 Subject: New: Guys, Guns, and Grunting 1/1 Source: xff TITLE: Guys, Guns, and Grunting AUTHOR: DenyTheTruth EMAIL ADDRESS: kelleigh@glasscity.net DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Gossamer: Yes. If anyone else thinks it's good enough for other achieves go ahead and put it there. Just keep my name on it and let me know. SPOILER WARNING: Major FPS (this one was asking for fanfic) RATING: PG (Scully gets a little carried away in her thoughts) CONTENT WARNING: none CLASSIFICATION: V SA SUMMARY: Scully's thoughts after they leave the game FEEDBACK: Yes if it struck you as anything or if you want to let me know that I didn't do justice this awesome ep AUTHOR'S NOTES: Is it me or did Scully just need to hose them all down with ice cold water? And as for Mulder's Birthday, I think Scully should just wear that vest and nothing more for him. P.S. I truly believe this ep deserves an NC-17 story and I would like to write one, but before I do let me know if you think I should bother with an NC-17 sequel to this. Guys, Guns, and Grunting By DenyTheTruth ________________________ If he gets that look in his eye one more time I swear to God I am going to take my gun out and shoot him. And I will aim for the head that isn't sitting upon his neck. First I'm waked in the middle of the night to go to the headquarters of the playground for men. Then I have to bear witness to all four of them acting like children who can't get enough chocolate. I swear I thought Langly was going to have an orgasm with they brought the hot shot in to play the game. Then I'm sent off like a good little girl to autopsy the body while they all play. But if that wasn't enough, I had to witness Mulder at his truest male form. I'm amazed he didn't choke over his tongue or fall off that chair after watching her leave. What the hell is it with him? Stuck up British snobs, bloody thirsty women, cockroach obsessed airheads, bleach blond bimbos, and silicon filled video game characters. Hell, he's seen me naked *twice* and I didn't even warrant a second look. But all those others not only got second looks, they got third and fourth and some even got those looks in a bed with him. What is it? My hair (can't be since he's red green colorblind), my height (ok so he has to look down a little more to talk with me), my ideas (so I don't agree with everything that he says). But those shouldn't be held against me. I mean I've stayed by his side through thick and thin, hell I love him. But does that get through his thick skull? No, but long legs and breasts does. I wonder if I wear a pair of 6-inch hells and by some of those bra implants if he would even stop breathing for a second. I understand the whole adrenaline thing with the game; I even felt a jolt when I was firing that gun. But I think it had something to do with the fact that I was taking some major aggression and frustration out on her. And the fact that I saved Mulder, yet again. At least I have another one to add to the tab of grabbing Mulder's ass out of the fire. And if Frohike looks at me one more time and talks about how I was in the zone and truly proved how hot I am I will take my gun and shoot all four of them point blank. The only one that I want to say anything is still riding a high and hasn't even thanked me yet. Maybe if I hit him over the head with a keyboard it would turn him on. Now there's a thought. All I know is that I am going home, curl up in my bed with a good romance novel. Mulder may find his jollies by playing shut them up games, but I prefer mine on paper. At least in those books the girl always gets the guy, I can't even get a thanks. I think I should come up with a virtual game where the women get to beat the crap out of men who do nothing but sit in front of the TV and drink beer, or always make comments about their height. Wonder if the Gunmen would want stock options in that? The End Ok guys that's it. I just had to write something quick after show and I couldn't think of an NC-17 story right now. But tell me this ep isn't just asking for NC-17 huh? Mulder: "I was extending her a professional courtesy." Scully: "Oh is that what you were extending?" "Fire"