From: Woodinat Date: 29 Jul 1998 04:17:23 GMT Subject: New: He Hit Me (parody, R) TITLE: He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss) AUTHOR: Small Woodinat Creature RATING: To be on the safe side, I'm making it R. CATEGORY: Humor, BADFIC, songfic, slash SUMMARY: Kriechek discovers his feelings for Mullder. DISCLAIMER: Krycek, Mulder, Pendrell, CSM, WMM, and their many misspelled names belong to CC and co. I'm not making any moolah off this and if anyone payed for this, they'd be crazy. Send feedback to Woodinat@aol.com. Before you write to complain, the misspellings and grammar tweaks are supposed to be there. HE HIT ME (AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS) Kryhcek was lying in the ER room. The doctor asked his name, he said it was John Holmes. No one noticed the difference. He had had yet another enounter with Mukder, which meant he had the shit kicked outta him. The nurse tends to his wounds while another turned up the radio. Courtney Love's dulcet tones filled the room. The song was "HE Hit Me ( it felt like a kiss)" . Krychek briefly wondered who did the song originally, but then paied attention to the lyrics. He hit me, and it felt like a kiss. He hit me, but it didn't hurt me. Krycek thought, and decided that yes, Mulder's punches felt like kisses. But they did hurt though. He couldn't stand to hear me say that I had been with someone new. And when I told him I had been untrue.... Khrychek thought about his encounters with Pendrell, CSM, and WMM. Yes, he could see why Mulder would be angry about that. Especially since he was sleeping with Pendrell long after his death. Pendrelll's death, not Krycheks. He hit me, and it felt like a kiss. He hit me, and I knew he loved me. Cause if he didn't care for me, I could have never made him mad. Yes, yes that was it! Mulder would never hurt him if he didn't care for him. True, it may have been due to the fact that Krychek killed Mulder's father, but Krychehk didn't think so and he knew that Mulder wanted him 'cuz he was always hitting him and stuff. And he hit me, and I was glad. Baby, why won't you stay? (repeat) Krychek repeated the lines of the song in his head. Yes, he was glad that Mudler hit him. And he wanted him to stay. Alot. Cause when he took me in his arms, with all the tenderness there is. Krichek wanted Mudler take him in his arms (Mudlers not Krichehks) and hug him maybe next time he would he wanted mulder so badly. He hit me, and he made me feel. Baby, why won't you stay? (repeat) krycheek could feel mulders punches especially since he had kidney damage., Damn Mudler did love him! He raced out the ER shouting mulder "I love you" but his kidney burst and hedied the end. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: What do you want for Christmas, Crow? Crow: I wanna decide who lives and who dies Joel: Oh, I don't know... -------------------------------------------------------------------