From: Shpeedy@aol.com Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 19:21:52 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Herbal Essences Here is a short story.. Enjoy! Title: Herbal Essences Author: Jen B Rating: PG 13 Disclaimer: These characters were invented and belong to Chris Carter, 10-13, and Fox. Not me. Also the product and movie; they don't belong to me either. If I use something else that someone thinks isn't mine it isn't ... Get the idea? Authors notes: Just finished taking a shower when the idea came to my head and I'm alone right now so this may seem a bit odd... I get that way when I'm bored. Enjoy the story and give me feedback!! Category: SHR Scully/shampoo and Mulder/Scully of course!! Summary: After a long day Scully has some fun with some shampoo and a nearby spying Mulder Hehehehehehe!!! Herbal Essences By Me... Jen Scully walked into her dimly lit apartment. It was so good to be back after a week away with Mulder and his crazy theories. She walked over to the answering machine and played the messages. Two from Mom and one from Mulder. "Scully it's me, we need to talk. I'll bring over a pizza." Sighing Scully stripped out of her formal FBI business suits and headed to the shower. She turned on the water and waited for it to get hot. As she stepped in she yelped from the feeling of hot against her skin. She wet her short red hair and let the steam smooth away her worries. Grabbing the bottle of shampoo she applied a generous amount to her head. She massaged her scalp gently and let the shampoo do the rest. Aware of her feelings toward the shampoo she emptied the rest of its contents on to her hair. She cried out with delight as the shampoo filled all of her needs. She again began crying out for more of the shampoo. While this was happening....... Mulder knocked loudly on the door. He didn't hear anyone coming to the door. Finding it unlocked he walked into Scully's apartment. He set the extra large cheese pizza on the table and looked around for Scully. Hearing a noise in the bathroom he open ed the door and walked in. Back to the present....... Scully continued massaging her head. She was so happy right now. This shampoo made her forget about everything.. Mom, her cancer, Mulder.... She heard a noise in the bathroom. Quickly rinsing out the rest of the shampoo she felt a little disappointed that she didn't get to use the conditioner. She hopped out of the shower and let out a scream. "Mulder!! What the hell are you doing!!" Scully cried as she saw the figure standing there watching her with a dumb, quirky look on his face. Had he heard?? Blushing, she grabbe d her towel and wrapped it around her small body. "Wow Scully! I never knew you to be one to get *X-cited*" Mulder chuckled. Boy! Scully could slap him! "Get out!!! I am busy!!" Scully pushed with all of her might out of the bathroom and through on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. When she was done she walked out of the bathroom with a bright red face. Mulder was sitting on the couch watching TV. He sto od up and glanced at her with a questioning look. "Mulder I don't need to explain... You get your movies and I get my shampoo. Understood?" Scully roared with an angry look. Not wanting to make her any madder he simply said " Pizza, Scully?" She could feel her cheeks burning. Turning around to avoid his eyes she replied with a squeaky embarrassed "I guess..." XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX XxXxXxXxX After Scully had gotten out plates and two beers she sat down at the table. They ate their pizza in complete silence. Neither knew what to say. Mulder made reference to the last case but that only lasted for a minute. Scully tried to joke about him e ating a lot but got no where with that either. Finally they settled in front of the couch to watch "Sleepless in Seattle" on HBO. Scully snuggled up in a blanket on one end of the couch and Mulder sat on the other. By the end of the movie both were so wrapped up in emotions caused by the movie they were now sitting in the center of the sofa wrapped in each others arms. Mulder took the remote and began flipping through channels. His finger stopped quickly on the button in result of the commercial. He rbal Essence! It showed a woman *yelling for more* because of a shampoo! He turned to face Scully who was groaning in embarrassment. Not wanting to make her feel uncomfortable he tickled her stomach. "Hey Scully, got any more shampoo? I'd love to see your performance again." "Mulderrr!!" She cried, playfully shoving him. Not meaning to she pushed him off the couch. He yelped out and got up and began to chase Scully. Running into the kitchen she could only think of one way to stop him.... Whipped Cream. Grabbing the conta iner out of the fridge she pointed the can at his face and sprayed. Trying to stop her he lounged forward taking away the can and squirting her. Both agents were laughing and giggling enjoying themselves. "We're like a couple of teenagers!!" Scully cried wiping the goop out of her hair. He looked up and their eyes met. Her knees buckled as he swept her up into a passionate kiss. "Looks like we may need to use Herbal Essence after all," Mulder said with a hint of sensuality applying his masculine tone. So there they stood, naked bodies pressing up against one another letting the warm water seep away their worries pain and sorrow. Two opposites brought together by a bottle of shampoo... Who would have thought? THE END!! Did you like? Okay it was a little... Uhh... dumb, but I enjoyed writing it and that's what counts!! Comments accepted both kind and critical to Shpeedy@AOL.com Please E-me! I LOVE getting mail! Sorry just bored and need someone to talk to JeNnA {Call me Jen} :o)