From: "Kelly Mullins" Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 22:59:14 -0400 Subject: story-Hotel Source: direct Title: Hotel Author: Kelly Mullins E-mail: Musicgrl72@aol.com Rating: PG.-Not-Until-You're-Married Classification: TRH - Adventure/Romance/Humor Keywords: Humor, People/ people Summary: Skipping class is not something only teenagers do and Marita Covarrubias really puts the ho in hotel! Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, if I did do you really think I'd be writing this crap? Author's Notes: This is NOT a threesome story for any of the characters involved, it may seem that way at some parts, but really Marita's a whore and so is Diana. Hotel By: Kelly Mullins Marita Covarrubias was depressed, she'd been away from Fox Mulder for 3 days, and Alex Krycek for 1 week! She had been sent away on an inter-agency training seminar, and she had been sharing a room with Dana Scully, the one woman who Mulder seemed to like more than her. She was glad to be able to sneak away from the seminar to have the room to herself for a couple of hours. Walter Skinner stepped into the elevator, the doors closed silently and he rested his face against the cool mirrored-glass wall. The last two days had been exhausting, he had only been able to nod to his lover every time she passed in the hallway; all he wanted to do was to be able to share a meal with her. He had gotten out of his 'Upper Management- How to Get Along' course as soon as the speaker had turned his back. Fox Mulder left the stairwell he had been able to abscond in cautiously, he was sure one of the participants in his 'How to Prevent Loss of Weaponry in the Field' class, was following him. Although they had been off their break for almost half an hour he was still worried about the curious little man (his roommate) who had plagued him with questions about the X-Files since their first day together. Dana Scully felt her eyes closing, she was tired, the course Kersh had selected for her- 'Pathology- A Creative Approach to Slicing and Dicing' was boring her half to death and she was starting to get worried about the other half! She had spent the previous evening listening to Marita, Whorita Covarrubias whining about how she hadn't been with a man in 3 days, Dana been able to acknowledge her lover...ever! She hoped not to have a case to work on for a while after the seminar, she wanted to sleep in her own bed... for a little while. Mulder came to Scully and Marita's hotel room door, he hoped neither was inside, he aimed to surprise his lover. As he pushed open the door he could see the back of a man, the man was Alex Krycek. Break had been wonderful, Scully had decided so wonderful in fact that she would not go back into her class. Dana punched the elevator button and as the doors slowly slid open she smiled and greeted AD Skinner with an accusing glance. "So you're playing hooky too?" "Couldn't be avoided Agent Scully." "Sure, at least you got to be with your upper-management buddies, I had to sit with every Pathologist from DC to Washington State, these people are all lucky to have gotten out of med. School." "Glad to hear you're having a good time." "Don't even get me started on my roommate, Walter Skinner, she really puts the ho in hotel! She's not only sleeping with Alex Krycek, she's having sex with my partner!" Skinner started laughing uncontrollably, "What's so funny?" "You my dear." He pulled her small frame against his body and kissed her soundly. "I've missed you Walter, come back to my room with me?" "What about your whorey roommate?" "She should still be in her class, 'Giving Away UN Information with Style'." "Okay." The awaited the opening of the lift doors and stumbled down the hall. "Krycek what are you doing here?" Mulder whispered into the rat's ear. "Just standin' thinkin'." "Oh, well I came to see Marita." "She's not here, I don't know where she is, I guess she's still in her class." The two men nodded and sat down on one of the beds to wait. Soon the door was opened and in trotted Skinner and Scully. "Skinner." Mulder jumped up. "Krycek." "Scully." "Mulder." Scully said. Marita walked in the door behind Scully carrying a bucket of ice. "Dana, Skinner, Alex, Fox." She greeted normally. "Hi Marita." Alex bound across the room to see her. "This is too weird!" Scully said. "Oh yea." Skinner readily agreed. "Let's go to your room." "Okay." The two other males were left alone in the company of the whore. Skinner allowed Scully to open the door while he spoke. "I have to warn you, my roommate is..." "Fowley." She cut him off. "No, not Fowley." "No Walter, Fowley... and Kersh, together, eew!" They went farther into the room and Fowley and Kersh both seized their gnawing on each other. "Walter, Agent Scully." Kersh greeted as if they were in the office. "AD Kersh, Agent Fowley." Scully muttered in the typical fashion of the evening. "This is too weird." She added under her breath. Behind them the door opened and in walked Jeffery Spender. "Diana, I've been looking everywhere for you! How could you go to Kershy and not me?" He whined, Walter made a clearing of his throat noise. "Skinner, Scully, hello." "Spender." Skinner said as usually unusual as he had been saying things all day. Spender had already passed him and lost all attention to him. "Diana, how could you, come with me baby, I'll be your fantasy!" She was raving, and Scully was tired of the seemingly paranormal occurrences of the day. "But Jeffy babe, he's upper management." "Oh brother." Scully dragged Skinner out of the room to attempt to find an 'unoccupied' room. The End...for now...maybe...if I feel like it.