From: "K. Michael Wilcox" Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 13:06:41 -0500 Subject: NEW: I Don't -- A Drabble [PG] Title: I Don't Author: K. M. Wilcox (kmwilcox@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu) Rating: PG Category: VH Distribution: Gossamer and Spooky Awards, yes. Others, ask. Spoilers: None Keywords: Drabble Summary: Scully is talked into something unpleasant. Notes: A drabble is a work of exactly 100 words (not counting title). Drabble Tracker: 237 total; 9 XF The Basement (http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~kmwilcox/XFiles) has this and other "X-Files" drabbles. ------ "No way, Mulder," Scully said. Mulder smiled. "It could be fun." "It's degrading! I can't believe you would ever sign me up for something like this." Scully squirmed in her seat. "Ever think you'd make it this far, Dana?" the smarmy host asked. "Never in a million years," she deadpanned. The host grinned stupidly. "Tell us, Dana, what you're thinking right now." "Two things, really. First, I don't think it can be healthy to bathe in aftershave. Second..." She glanced over at the darkened isolation booth. "How did Melvin Frohike ever scrape up enough money to qualify as a multimillionaire?"