Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 00:36:11 -0700 From: jordan Subject: NEW:IL Lugi de Nosi CiCi said I had to write a Pendrell story, so this is the best I could come up with. Based on a true story!! Category: suggestive with some hints of sex if you have a dirty mind but not explicit and you should be able to see it for what it is unless you have a really dirty mind, but if you don't it's good for no romos and shippers alike and there aren't any swear words like fuck or shit in it so kids should be okay reading it too. Spoilers: just to be on the safe side, Detour, Ice, Red and Black, the Pilot, Redux, Quagmire, Small Potatoes, Space, and the one where they're after the kid who acts like a vampire then it turns out he is and the whole town is populated by vampires in Chaney, Texas (which really is a real place, by the way), Fire (except for the part about where he's wearing Scully's cross when he makes out with that vampire chick: if you haven't seen that then this won't be a spoiler for it) and the movie, where they don't kiss, probably, so that's sort of a spoiler, but no one is sure, and oh BTW if you haven't seen Emily and don't know that the kid dies in the end, then this won't be a spoiler either, although you kind of have to be psychic to understand this, which reminds me, no spoilers for the End. Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me. They belong to Christ Carter and his disciples, to 1013 Productions, and Fox Network, and possibly FX owns some of the syndication rights, and Wong and Morgan gave me some of the ideas. But the situation is mostly my idea based on something that went around in high school and then drifted down to the elementary level so please don't sue me because I don't have any money or property in fact I live in a small box on a freeway traffic island with my dog Bob. Archive: oh yes, yes, please archive this on Gossamer and the mirror sites and any of your private sites, Annex and simplenet only please let me know by e-mail first. Remember to remove the first four letters of my name and replace that with the sixteenth letter of the alphabet doubled and don't post feedback except on Tuesday or Friday which is when I have access to Deja News. Special thanks: to my editor Markie and his sister, who made us great cookies each time we went to her house and for all the people who encouraged me, my mom and my third grade teacher Mrs Henderson, who said one day I'd be a writer, and I guess she was right! and also to Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Bob the dog for biting that guy who tried to stick a pointy thing in my lunch box. Thanks too to all the nameless people who helped with their wonderful input and money they sometimes dropped from their car windows as they went by the box, God Bless you every one! Summary: in my universe, Pendrell didn't die at all but another guy who looked like him got killed, and Scully rushed to the hospital because she felt so guilty and that keychain turned out to be not a keychain at all but a really, really big implant chip and that tattoo artist from Never Again was really trying to put it in Scully's back but she got it out, okay, and then they put it in Pendrell and he got well but he kept flashing on that face on Mars from Space and then, and then, and then he got better and he asked Scully to marry him and she said no but Mulder got jealous anyway and hit him and then Sully saw how brave he was, and how much he (pendrell) really loved her, so they got together and then they went out, and this story is what happens on their first date when she realizes he's really pretty hot... Il lugie de nosi by jordan ( car radio playing softly: insert lyrics here for My Heart will Go On) Oh, Pendrell, let's not park here... Oh, Pendrell, let's not park... Oh, Pendrell, let's not... Oh, Pendrell, let's... Oh, Pendrell... Oh... ... the end Well, what did you think? Please send feedback if you want this kitten to live, flames if you must, though they will be cheerfully used to roast said kitty, and as this is my very first story and I am only 12 years old, please be gentle... my site is http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/1063 I have naked pictures from the movie, the script for Right the Future, and also the secret of the universe which turns out to NOT be 42 after all, and the winning lottery numbers too. thanks again for all your patience and for making someone new feel so welcome and for reading this story and for sending feedback in advance. did I mention it's my birthday?