From: PamalaSt Date: 7 Apr 1999 14:54:02 GMT Subject: NEW " Instant Messages - Mulder Cat " By Pamala 1/1 TITLE: " INSTANT MESSAGES - MULDER CAT " By PamalaSt 1/1 DISCLAIMER: Characters from the television show The X-Files used herein are the property of 1013 Productions and Fox Broadcasting Corp. CATEGORY: Humor ... instant messages RATING: G ARCHIVE: By permission of PamalaSt@aol.com SPOILERS: None SUMMARY: Scully gets a cat and Mulder gets jealous FEEDBACK: To PamalaSt@aol.com Sure... always... love to hear it :) ** This is number 5 in the Instant messages series... want to see the rest? .. .. Know what they have been up to ?? Read the other 4 at... Stop by O3P for fan fic and other fun stuff :0) http://members.aol.com/XayanFay/O3Phome.index.html " INSTANT MESSAGES - MULDER CAT" By PamalaSt 1/1 Trustno1 : Scully , Scully , Scully !! Where have you been ?? DScully1964 : I've been busy the last few evenings Mulder. What's the matter, can't live without me ? Trustno1 : Not since the day you walked into my office. :) Busy huh ?? Another man ? Should I be jealous?? DScully1964 : As a matter of a fact, yes, there is a new man in my life. Trustno1 : Oh really !! Who ? DScully1964 : Hmmmm. Are you actually jealous Mulder? Trustno1 : Depends on how you feel about it. DScully1964 : I might enjoy it. You've certainly made me jealous a few times over the years. Trustno1 : Well you need never be jealous, Scully. I hardly notice any other woman since you.. DScully1964 : Hardly ??!!!! Trustno1 : Give me a break, Scully. I am human. And a man after all. DScully1964 : Yes, you are. Trustno1 : So, who is the guy?! DScully1964 : Well, he's long and lean with beautiful green eyes. Trustno1 : Good looking. :) Gee, Scully, sounds like you're talking about me. DScully1964 : Well, there is a resemblance. He does have thick dark hair and an unpredictable personality. But no, its not you Mulder. Trustno1 : Well, then I hate this guy already. Maybe I should have a little talk with him. Don't suppose you'd tell me where I can find him ? DScully1964 : Why sure, he's sitting right here watching me. Trustno1 : He's watching you talk to me ? DScully1964 : Well, not really. To tell you the truth, it appears he's a lot more interested in licking himself than paying attention to you and I. Trustno1 : Honestly, Scully if you found a man who can lick himself, I have no idea what he needs with you or any woman. DScully1964 : Thank you Mulder, that's a pretty picture. Trustno1 : Were not talking about a man here are we Scully? DScully1964 : Never underestimate your powers of deduction Mulder. While I have begun to share my home and life with a male, you are right, it is not a man. :) Trustno1 : You got a dog Scully? DScully1964 : Nope, guess again. Trustno1 : Well that's good ,since what you consider a dog I look at as nothing more than an overgrown rat. DScully1964 : Be nice Mulder ! Trustno1 : OK I'm sorry, QueeQueg was the nicest little rat dog I ever had the good fortune to meet. :) DScully1964 : That's better. Besides, I'll bet your idea of a dog is something huge that slobbers everywhere and eats you out of house and home. Trustno1 : That's right Scully, a man's dog ! One that can catch a frisbee and wrestle around on the floor with his master. You know, the kind that takes up half the bed and snores. DScully1964 : A big dog ? Trustno1 : Well, yeah I'd prefer a BIG dog myself. DScully1964 : Mulder, you of all people should know what a man's preoccupation with size says about the man. Trustno1 : Oh that's cute Scully. :) Trustno1 : You're the scientist, why don't you come over here right now and I'll disprove that theory for you in the flesh. DScully1964 : Is that a promise Mulder ? Trustno1 : Without a doubt .. Well, are you coming? DScully1964 : Well, as tempting as that sounds I should stay here with my new man.. Trustno1 : All right, I give Scully. What man? DScully1964 : My mother thought I was lonely so she got me a cat. Trustno1 : A Cat !!! I hate cats Scully! DScully1964 : Well, I never gave them much thought myself, but I'm actually beginning to enjoy his company. Trustno1 : You're gonna have cat fur all over Scully. The furniture, your clothes, your bed. Hell, I'm gonna end up with fur all over my suits. DScully1964 : Hmmm. I see you mention my bed and your suits in the same breath Mulder? Wishful thinking ? Trustno1 : Hopeful thinking Scully... So what does IT look like ? DScully1964 : I told you he looks a lot like you. Trustno1 : I look like a cat :( GREAT ... If you're trying to crush my self image you're doing a pretty good job. DScully1964 : Give it a chance Mulder! He's very attractive. He's dark haired with beautiful riveting green eyes. Trustno1 : Sounds like a good looking cat. DScully1964 : He's long , lean, strong, agile... Trustno1 : Ok this is shaping up :) and.... DScully1964 : confident, powerful, mysterious... Trustno1 : Oh.... I could like this cat . DScully1964 : He's warm, affectionate, playful... Trustno1 : AND??? DScully1964 : and he's neutered Mulder. LOL Trustno1 : OUCH that hurts!!! Sorry kitty this is where you and I part company ! DScully1964 : Maybe you'll quit while your ahead next time? Trustno1 : Oh yeah ! I will :)... So do you really have a cat or was this just another trick to tease me out of my pants again? DScully1964 : Yes, I do I have a cat. But if you feel the need to shed your pants Mulder, go for it. Trustno1 : No thanks, after the last item in your description I think I'll hold on to them this time.. DScully1964 : That's a shame. I'd hoped to make a hobby of getting you out of your pants. Trustno1 : Yeah, well that sounds good. If I didn't always seems to end up alone at those moments. DScully1964 : Keep the faith Mulder. Trustno1 : I'll keep the faith Scully, but I'm also gonna keep my pants this time around. Trustno1 : So the cat... what did you name it ? DScully1964 : I told you I named him Mulder. Trustno1 : Tell me you didn't. I mean for starters, what did your mom think? DScully1964 : To be honest Mulder, I wouldn't put it past my mom to have picked out this particular cat because it reminded her of you as well. DScully1964 : She seems to be very fond of you. Trustno1 : Well one Scully woman down, one to go. So what do you think of having a cat around ? DScully1964 : At first I hated the idea. But to tell you the truth, its kind of nice having him here . Trustno1 : Come on Scully. Don't cats just lie around all the time? DScully1964 : I thought that too, but he's a real pleasure. He likes to lay all stretched out across my lap while I scratch him behind the ears and stroke his fur.. Trustno1 : Lucky cat ! DScully1964 : He crawls in bed with me late at night and presses his warm body up against my bare skin. Trustno1 : Damn lucky cat !! DScully1964 : If I give him the chance he'll run his rough tongue over all of my skin affectionately. Trustno1 : Your killing me Scully!! DScully1964 : :o) Last night I decided to take a long hot soak in the tub and he just sat there on the edge the whole time watching me. Trustno1 : I think I hate this cat Scully! Trustno1 : And feline or not, I'm terribly jealous of the new man in your life. I'm gonna have to set him straight right away. DScully1964 : Oh I don't know, I doubt he'll listen Mulder. He has so many of your traits... Trustno1 : What's that supposed to mean ? DScully1964 : I doubt you can get through to him. He has his own ideas. Trustno1 : I have an "idea" where your going with this Scully. Don't go. DScully1964 : While he's very intelligent, he just doesn't listen to anyone. Trustno1 : Doesn't play by the rules?? DScully1964 : Nope, just not who he is Mulder. Honestly he thinks he knows everything. He's terribly stubborn and used to getting exactly what he wants. Trustno1 : Strong willed. DScully1964 : As much as I adore him, I can already see he will be more trouble than he's worth half the time. Trustno1 : But he's so charming you just cant help yourself ? Right ?? :) DScully1964 : Yes I suppose so :) Against my better judgment I'm terribly attached and can't imagine being without him. Trustno1 : Well I can certainly see how that could happen Scully. DScully1964 : Right or wrong sometimes you just cant help falling in love. :) Trustno1 : Scully ?? Did you really get a cat? DScully1964 : Yes, Mulder I did. And if your not busy right now you can come over and meet him. Trustno1 : Did your really name him Mulder? DScully1964 : No, I named him Max. Trustno1 : Max ? Max Fenig ?? DScully1964 : Yeah exactly. I can't really name my cat after you Mulder. Max seemed like a great name for a Tom cat. And Max had a lot of Tom cat in him. I can't think of Max Fenig without thinking of you. So in a way, I did name him after you. I'll never be able to look at him without thinking of you. DScully1964 : Are you gonna come over and meet Max , Mulder? Trustno1 : I'd love to Scully. The End :) Hope you had fun Pamala Proud Founding member of the Over 30 Philes Read " William " and my other fan fic at the O3P site... http://members.aol.com/XayanFay/O3Phome.index.html