From: PamalaSt Date: 4 Jun 1999 12:58:06 GMT Subject: NEW"Instant Messages-XF/Star Wars" Pamala " INSTANT MESSAGES - XF/STAR WARS " By Pamala 1/1 DISCLAIMER: Characters from the television show The X-Files used herein are the property of 1013 Productions and Fox Broadcasting Corp. CATEGORY: Instant messages - humor RATING: PG 13 ARCHIVE: Sure just let me know SPOILERS: None really SUMMARY: Mulder tries to convince and bribe Scully to see Star War episode 1 with him. FEEDBACK: Sure I love to hear it DEDICATION: Tthis one is for all the folks that were in an X FILES chat monday night only interested in talking Star Wars. The Host trying to get them on topic got them talking about M & S going to see the movie together This is #10 in the "Instant messages series. Like a quick , light read ? Stop by my fan fiction page and read the others Pamala's X Files Fan Fiction page http://members.aol.com/pamalast/page/Pamalaindex.htm " INSTANT MESSAGES - STAR WARS " By Pamala 1/1 Trustno1 : Hey DScully1964 : Hey yourself, Mulder :) Trustno1 : What are you up to Scully ? DScully1964 : Nothing !! Checking my E mail, then I might read a little before bed. Trustno1 : WOW! that makes for an exciting Saturday night DScully1964 : Look who's talking. You're here too so I'd say you're not exactly out on the town making the most of life either, Mulder. Trustno1 : Yeah but I want to. That counts for something, right ? DScully1964 : Maybe. But not much if you just sit there and don't act on it. Trustno1 : Act on it. Neither one of us excels at that :( DScully1964 : And what's that supposed to mean ? Trustno1 : NOTHING Lets not go there tonight. DScully1964 : Fine by me Mulder. So where do you want to go. Trustno1 : I want to go out!!! DScully1964 : Okay you have my permission, GO OUT Mulder. Trustno1 : Don't want permission, Scully, I want company DScully1964 : So call your geekie friends Mulder. It's Saturday night. I'm sure they have nothing better to do than wait by the phone for your call. Trustno1 : You're teasing me Scully! Gonna make me beg aren't you ? DScully1964 : On your knees, Mulder!!! Trustno1 : You shouldn't say things like that to a guy like me Scully. DScully1964 : Why? Trustno1 : I have a dirty mind Scully. All kinds of mental images there. DScully1964 : Hmmm wouldn't that work better for YOU as... On your knees Scully ????? Trustno1 : Oh yeah!! that works all over the place :) I'll be right over !!!!!!! DScully1964 : Mulder!!! Trustno1 : Hey you started it. DScully1964 : And so I'll end it. Down Mulder! Trustno1 : Sorry that's no help Scully. That's an equally appealing statement to my filthy mind. DScully1964 : OK try this one NO!!!!! Trustno1 : That I understand :( DScully1964 : Now why don't you go out like you want to ? Trustno1 : I will if you come with me :) DScully1964 : Mulder, it's late. Trustno1 : No Scully its not!! Live a little Trustno1 : It'll be fun :) I promise. DScully1964 : I've seen your idea of fun Mulder :oP~~~ What do you have in mind tonight? Trustno1 : Get ready. I'm gonna come get you and take you the movies. DScully1964 : A movie? That sounds innocent enough. Trustno1 : Sitting with you in a dark theater, innocent? I don't know Scully I might be tempted to relive some of those teenage hormone surges DScully1964 :Well then go alone Mulder and cope with your hormones solo :) Trustno1 : Oh now that's a pretty picture ! Besides, been there, done that LOL If I promise to behave will you come .. with me ? DScully1964 : Depends. what are we seeing? Trustno1 : Star Wars ! :o) DScully1964 : No, sorry, not my thing Mulder. Trustno1 : Please !!! :( DScully1964 : Geez why didn't I go right for the book and leave computer alone. Trustno1 : Cause you'd have missed me. DScully1964 : Want me to go with you ? Come on Mulder. Tempt me! Give me some incentive. Trustno1 : You mean the prospect of my groping you in a crowded dark movie theater didn't do the trick LOL DScully1964 : Try again. Trustno1 : Popcorn ??? DScully1964 : Nah Trustno1 : Candy ? DScully1964 : Maybe :) Trustno1 : Hmmm Scully and candy let me think... Milk duds or maybe gummie bears ? DScully1964 : Nope not even close. Trustno1 : Wait let me think here. I know you! I can get this :) DScully1964 : Go ahead Mulder dazzle me with you deductive powers. Trustno1 : Ah I have it!!! Raisinets???? DScully1964 : VERY GOOD!! How did you figure that out ? Trustno1 : Simple Scully, only you would screw up perfectly good chocolate by stuffing fruit in the middle DScully1964 : Be nice or I won't go ! Trustno1 : Oh good point It's a wonderful choice. I'll buy you a big box. Trustno1 : Hell I'll choke some down myself if it will make you happy. So will you come ??? DScully1964 : Star Wars Huh ?? Trustno1 : OH YEAH Episode one.. Phantom Menace the story begins a new.... Yadda .. yadda .. yadda DScully1964 : But no Harrison Ford :( Trustno1 : No ? DScully1964 : That alone would have been worth sitting though another Star Wars film Trustno1 : LOL I'd have thought you'd be a Luke Skywalker gal. DScully1964 : Please Mulder!! Any woman who had achieved puberty and had begun to notice the opposite sex by the late 70's early 80's will tell you Hans Solo beats Luke hands down in the Star Wars sexy man contest :) Trustno1 : Hmmm You like that whole flawed, rebel, fighting the forces of evil, up against the odds, man with a heart of gold sort of thing? DScully1964 : OH YEAH!! nearly irresistible :) Be sure to point him out to me if we ever come across a man like that Trustno1 : I'll keep that in mind DScully1964 : I certainly see where Star Wars is your kinda film Mulder Trustno1 : Star Wars is everyone's kind a movie Scully DScully1964 : I mean you've got Aliens and spaceships of all shapes and sizes. The Forces of good and evil doing battle in a web of lies and conspiracy. Trustno1 : You bet!!! And the Jedi's Scully, brave and proud, forging ahead fearlessly with the noblest of intentions. DScully1964 : Hmm Got a little fantasy going there Mulder. Fancy yourself a Jedi Knight LOL Trustno1 : No I get my ass kicked too much But if you're looking for a little role playing Scully I'll be anything you want me to :) DScully1964 : I don't know Mulder you might be one! Frohike has a distinct resemblance to Yoda Have you ever really tried using the Force Mulder? Trustno1 : Oh you're funny Why don't you come over here and I'll show you my light saber :) DScully1964 : Oh so that's what you're calling IT these days LOL Trustno1 : Scully? DScully1964 : What Mulder? Trustno1 : Will you go to the movies with me or not ? DScully1964 : I'm still waiting for you to give me a good reason to leave my cozy apartment to sit in dark dirty movie theater for two hours to watch a movie I'm not sure I want to see in the first place. Trustno1 : Good Reason??!!! How about because I don't want to go without you. How about because I just really want to be with you and this is just another flimsy excuse in a long line of flimsy excuses to spend an evening with you. DScully1964 : Now that's a good reason. I'd love to go to the movies with you Mulder. I'll be ready when you get here :o) Trustno1 : Great! I'm on my way. DScully1964 : Oh and Mulder ... Trustno1 : Yeah Scully? DScully1964 : You still have to buy me a big box of Rasinets Trustno1 : Fair enough LOL See ya soon. The end As always Thanks for reading!!!!! Pamala At last I've gone and done it ! Check out my brand new X files fan Fiction page at...... http://members.aol.com/pamalast/page/Pamalaindex.htm and don't forget to ... Stop by O3P for fan fic and other fun stuff :0) http://members.aol.com/XayanFay/O3Phome.index.html