From: CheerBabyKK@cs.com Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000 15:36:38 EDT Subject: my story Source: direct Kings Dominion Kings Dominion, Independence Day "Scully, I think it's time to go to the water part, its 'a scorching 98 degrees in my mouth' and i dont have any winterfresh gum. Plus its really hot outside." "Mulder, you do know that everything you just said didnt make sense except for how hot it is?" "It's the heat. It makes me delirious." "Are you sure its not seeing me in my bathing suit? Just Playin Just Playin Just Playin!" "Ha ha ha. Maybe it is, Scully, but your too tiny to think of as a grown up, your like a little kid." "Thanks Mulder. I appreciate your kindness. I said I was just playin!" "Fine Scully. Im sorry." "Wow. I thought you're too 'Manly' to apologize! I underestimated you Mulder!" "So anyway, why are we even here?" Scully asked. "Well, everyone is winning the games, and every time someone wins a game, someone in the park disappears! And look around, there are so many people with stuffed animals, think about how many missing people there are!" "Hmmm, lets go play a game then! Let's play. . . the one where they guess your age or weight!" "Sure, Scully, let's have them guess your weight!" "No, that's too embarassing! How about we have them guess my age?" "Ok, but im not playing!" "Thank god!" "Gosh! Look at everyone playing this game! Maybe if we show them our badges, we can get farther up the line! haha! Im so evil!" "What a good idea Scully! Haha! This is good, being an FBI agent and all! haha!" "FBI, Let us through!" Scully and Mulder said in unison. "Guess my age." Scully said rather demandingly. "Hmm. Let me ask you a few questions first." said the carnie. "Whats your job?" Scully remained silent."Just guess my age." "Ok," the carnie said, " Umm, I think that your. . . 30." Scully looked at the Carnie in surprise. "30? 30? Yeah right! No way! im 25! Not 30! God! Thats really embarrasing!" Scully made puppy eyes at Mulder. Mulder giggled like a little kid. "OkOkOk! Fine you get a prize! Im sorry! Geez! Didn't you know that i'm not supposed to guess right!" "oops" the carnie mumbled, "I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that, Damnit!" "What? Did you just say that your supposed to let people win? Is that what your manager told you?" Mulder asked. "Yea, she told me that i'm supposed to let people win, so she can get what she wants." "And what would that be?" replied Scully. "I don't know! She just said that i'm not supposed to tell anyone, please don't get me fired!" "Who's your manager?" "Traylor, Traylor Smith. Her office is in the main building in the front, here's her phone number." The carnie gave Scully a piece of paper with a number on it. "OK, thank you." Scully said, feeling kind of bad about her outburst before. Scully and Mulder made their way to the front office. "Scully, want a lolipop? Theyre all different colours, just like you like 'em!" "Sure Mulder, but your payin!" Scully answered jokingly. Mulder stepped into the candy shop, and got two spiral colourful lolipops. "Here" said Mulder, handing Scully a lolipop. Scully and Mulder both opened their lolipops, and started eating them. "Mmmmmm." Scully said. "These are good! Thank you Mulder!" "No prob!" Said Mulder, grabbiing Scullys hand. Mulder and Scully walked down the main street to the office, hand in hand. When they got to the office, they both showed their badges to the receptionist. "Were Mulder and Scully from the F.B.I., we're looking for Traylor Smith." Scully said. "Second room to the left." said the receptionist. "Thanks" said Mulder. Mudler and Scully made their way to the door, but stopped right before it and gave each other good luck looks. "We're Scully And Mulder with the F.B.I. We'd like to ask you a few questions about your carnies here." "OK, shoot." "Not a very good choice of words Ms.Smith. We talked to one of your carnies, and she said that you told her to let everyone win. So you could get what you want. Whats that about?" "What are you talking about? Who said that? I never told anyone to do that!" said Traylor, talking fast and suspiciously. "Let us remind you that we can find out with or without your help Ms.Smith," said Scully, "now what are you getting from letting people win?" The manager stood quiet for a couple of minutes then sighed and started to explain. "Im being paid. Every time that I let someone win a game, they take an innocent bystander, and pay me $1,000. I'm doing it for the money." "Who pays you?" "I can't tell you that. Sorry." "WHO PAYS YOU?" "Fine Fine Fine, its the nicotene man, the one thats always smoking. Hes says that he needs the people for something, i think it was for experiments, but Im not sure." Scully and Mulder both sat on Mulders couch. "I don't understand how he wasn't arrested! I tell ya! Hand something to the police, and nothing gets done. I think that he'll stop with that Smith lady though, seeing as she's in jail!" Mulder said softly, showing his tiredness. Scully just laid there, slowly closing her eyes. They both fell asleep on the couch.