From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org
Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 13:14:11 -0600
Subject: Little Blue Pill by Caz the Beeslayer
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Title: Little blue pill
Author: Caz the Beeslayer
Rating: NC-17 to be sung in the tune of the Thong Song. Smut Smut Smut 
Smut, let me see that smut.
Feedback: Okay this my first ever attempt at Smut, so be nice, feedback 
will be very welcome, Mulder-Dana@excite.com or 
Sailorcaz@sailormoon.com.
Disclaimer. Mulder and Scully never will belong to me; they only belong 
to Chris Carter, and 20-century fox.
Thanks to the great Jen the genie without her my stories won't happen 
and to ABS and Paul (stop chasing blue skinned alien women for a one 
second will ya), the Area 51 group is finally back together I love you 
all.

                        Little Blue Pill

The music blasted out loudly out of the speaker drowning out any speech, 
but that didn't matter to the three men who stood together, grinning 
wildly like three Cheshire cats.  One of then crushed two small blue 
pills underneath a spoon; he then sprinkled the crushed pills into a 
glass.
"Spooky is going to really love this" the man yelled as the man next to 
him poured a bottle of beer into the glass, and stirred it with a spoon.
"This will definitely get the evening up and running." The three men 
burst into laughter. The waiter came up to Mulder.
"Your drink sir" the young man said handing Mulder the glass.
"Thanks" Mulder said taking the glass with a slight frown. He hadn't 
ordered another drink, but when in Rome he thought as he took a long 
drink.
 Scully sat bored out of her brains. The people around her were having 
fun she thought. Dancing, talking and having a great old time, while she 
sat alone. It was always the same at any FBI function, be it Halloween 
or Christmas. The other FBI agents tended to avoided her as if she had 
the plague. Well Dana, Scully told herself, that's what you get for 
working with old Spooky Mulder.

Scully had only seen Mulder once all night. That had been about an hour 
ago, and he had been chatting up some women. What was it with Mulder and 
Blonde women? Scully thought to herself as she took a sip of the drink 
she had been nursing all night. She had only came to the dance because 
Mulder had asked her, and now he had done a disappearing act on her with 
that WOMAN. Sighing to herself Scully stood up, put her glass on a 
nearby table and headed towards the toilets. She had just passed the 
male toilets when a hand suddenly grabbed her arm, pulling her backwards 
in to the male toilets.

"HEY!" she said, nearly loosing her footing as the door closed in front 
of her. As the arm let her go she swung round, ready to knock the who 
ever the hell it was into next week and beyond.
"MULDER! What the hell do you think your doing..." She asked as she came 
face to face with her partner. "And what in the name of Mike is that?" 
she asked puzzled as her eyes traveled down to where Mulder held a menu 
in front of his pants. Mulder rolled his eyes.
"It's a long story," he said as he reached forward and locked the toilet 
door.
"But I might as well tell you," he said, "Promise you won't laugh?"
"Why would I laugh?" she asked puzzled
"Just promise!"
Scully rolled her eyes, "Okay I, promise, cross my heart, and all the 
rest. So what's so important that you had to drag me into the...into the 
gents of all places?" she asked looking around and wrinkling her nose.
Mulder looked at her and shuffled uncomfortably
"Okay" he said finally after taking a long deep breath," I think Viagra 
has been mixed in with my drink!" 
Scully fixed him with her eyes "Viagra! Why did you put Viagra in your 
drink? Don't you know what it's used for?" she asked pointedly. Mulder 
groaned, "Of course I do! I didn't put it in myself, what I'm saying is 
that I think someone has spiked my drink with Viagra." Scully took one 
look at him and then burst into giggles.
Mulder glared at her, "Hey you promised!" Scully shook her head and bit 
her lip to try and stop herself from giggling even more.
"How you do know?" she said finally getting her laughter under control
"Well I had the drink about 40 minutes ago and than about 15 minutes ago 
I started to a reaction so to speak."
"Oh!" She couldn't help but look down.
"Hence the menu!" he felt his cheeks colour "I've been hiding in here 
for about 8 minutes." Scully shook head in shock unable to take it all 
in
"I need to sit down!" she told him, but then realized that there was 
nowhere to sit. Folding her arms she leant against the wall.
"So let me get this straight. You're telling me that I'm standing in the 
gents at a major FBI function with my partner who has just had a full 
dose of Viagra?"  Mulder nodded slowly, feeling his blush deepen.
"So what are you going do about it?" Scully asked him 
"I don't know, that's why I pulled you in here, I thought you could help 
me out?" Scully eyes widened and she jumped away from the wall.
"Fucking hell Mulder, I'm not doing anything to help you. What do you 
think my name is? Monica!" Mulder shook his head and held out his free 
hand.
"Woah! Wait I minute. I didn't mean to put it like that. What I meant to 
say is, that as you're a doctor, I just thought you'd be able to offer a 
solution to my predicament."  Scully relaxed back against the wall.
"Well you should try and relieve yourself so to speak," she said
"I've already tried it, didn't work, of course it didn't help that 
someone came in" he said.
Suddenly Scully had a picture of Mulder standing in a cubical, getting 
off and then someone walking in." again she burst out laughing.
"It's not funny, it's bloody a nightmare" he started angrily.
"Sorry" Scully said taking a breath to calm herself, "Did they see you?" 
she asked him
"No thank God!  I suppose I should be grateful this place can afford 
doors."
"So what options does that leave us?" Scully asked. Mulder shrugged his 
shoulders, "I don't know" he mumbled, his eyes taking on a curious 
shine, "but then again... you are here...maybe.." As his eyes met hers 
he raised one eyebrow suggestively. Scully glared at him and shook her 
head
" Forget it Buster! I've already said no... I'm getting out of here, 
it's getting a bit hot" she stated firmly, walking towards the door.  
Mulder quickly cut her off. Scully began to back up as he advanced on 
her.  When he had her pinned against the sinks, Mulder reached out and 
cupped her face in his hand.
"Scully, I've seen the way you look at me at work" he said stroking her 
cheek with his thumb, "I know you want me, I see it your eyes now." he 
said in a soft sexy voice that made her begin to melt like an ice cube 
on a hot body.
"Mulder..." she started to protest putting her hand on his chest to push 
him away from her. But Mulder wasn't done.
"And to tell you the truth Scully." he whispered leaning forward until 
his breath tickled her ear." I've wanted you too"

"That's the Viagra talking." she said. Mulder shook his head.
"It's not. I've wanted you for so long Scully. I've wanted you from the 
day you walked into my office. Remember the time you came to my room in 
your underwear...when you showed me your bites?  Do you know what I 
wanted to do?" he whispered, his thumb was stroking her cheek again.
"No" she murmured.
"I wanted to take you. Take you and make love to you until you begged me 
to stop."    Scully swallowed hard. 
"I bet you wanted me to do it too! " Mulder said.  Scully shook her head 
slowly back and forth, trying in vain not to succumb to Mulder's
charm. Second by second she could feel herself letting go and Mulder 
knew it. He blew a gentle breath against her ear that nearly undid her.
"No Mulder, I didn't." she said finally.
 Mulder give a little chuckle." Liar" he whispered into her ear and 
began to gently nip her lobe. That was it. Using the hand pressed 
against his chest, she pulled him towards her. She heard him gasp just 
before she pressed her lips against his. It was almost as if a spark of 
electricity happened. One minute she was trying not to get cast in 
Mulder's spell and the next minute there was fire on their lips. As 
their tongues dueled with each other. She heard the menu drop to the 
floor forgotten as he tangled his other hand in her hair pulling her 
closer.
This time it was Scully's turn to gasp as Mulder moved his lips to her 
neck, sucking and nipping lightly as he went.
"Mulder... we shouldn't be...ahhh! She hissed as Mulder pressed his lips 
to the hollow of her neck.
"ssh." he whispered, as he caressed her throat with his lips. Scully 
found her hands skittling against him, his shoulders, his back and lower 
until she found a bulge. As soon as she touched it, Mulder groaned and 
pulled his head away from her neck. As they both looked downwards, 
Scully smiled.
"I think it's time I did something about that!" she said getting on her 
knees in front of him. Her smile turned into a grin as she tugged on his 
waistband of his pants. She undid the belt, button and zipper, then 
pulled them down until they puddled around his feet. Her finger hooked 
on the waist of the black boxers that he wore underneath and pulled slowly 
down. As soon as it was free, it sprang up as if to salute her, her 
eyes widened. Mulder chuckled.
"Wow!" she murmured "Guess you were never afraid to go in showers at 
high School?"
"Thanks!" Mulder replied, his Alpha-Male pride growing as he grinned 
from ear to ear; a hiss escaped through his teeth as Scully traced the 
length of him with her fingertip. He ached his back as the tips of her 
fingers traced the ultra sensitive skin beneath. He felt her hot breath 
waft over him as she suddenly, without warning, took him whole in her 
mouth.
She felt him grab at her hair, taking hold of two clumps of it, his 
nails dug into her skin as she ran her tongue up and down and around the 
tip of him.
"Oh God..." he gasped as she sucked him like an ice pop.
 "Scully..wait!" he panted, reaching down. He put a hand under her chin 
and pulled her up and away from him.
"I,,,want,,,us.." he stammered. Scully nodded and took Mulder's hand as 
he helped her to her feet.  Carefully he lifted her onto the counter by 
the sinks and their mouths found each other again. 
Mulder found it strangely exciting to taste himself on her tongue. As 
they kissed, Mulder pulled down the straps of the short black dress that 
Scully wore. The front of the dress fell forward with a whisper of cloth 
and Mulder saw that Scully wasn't wearing a bra. He untangled his lips 
from Scully, who frowned until till he a took a nipple into his mouth. 
Scully responded by biting her bottom lip. As Mulder's mouth worked on 
one nipple, his hand was pinching and kneading the other tight peak. 
Scully was gasping as if she had just run a 2-mile jog.

Mulder grinned wickedly as he pulled the dress further down." Lift your 
legs Scully." he instructed her. 
She did as she was told and he removed her dress, leaving just a pair of 
black panties, to which he went to straight away. As they slid down her 
ankles to the floor, Mulder lifted one of her legs and kissed the inside 
of it. Scully's head shook back and forth as Mulder moved his lips 
upwards to her heat. As his tongue touched on the tiny bungle of nerves, 
she cried out "Ohhh God!" Her hands gripped the edge of the counter as 
he began to lap at her, suckling and nipping gently. Soon every single 
nerve, from the tip of her toes to the crown of her head was tingling 
and then she felt herself go over the edge as she climaxed. It felt as 
if the nerves in her body were humming.

Scully only realized that she had closed her eyes when she opened them. 
Mulder's face was in front of her's,"Welcome back to earth" he said 
grinning.  They kissed again as Mulder helped a weak, wobbled-legged 
Scully down from the counter. Taking her by the hips, he turned her 
around, so that she was facing away from him. Wrapping an arm around her 
waist, he pressed his hand against her stomach and entered her so 
suddenly that she gasped in shock.
"Sorry...sorry" he whispered apologetically nuzzling against her neck.
"It's okay," she panted as she wriggled her hips a little to get used to 
size and feel of him inside her. She had almost forgotten, it had been 
quite a while. Mulder smiled and pressing his lips against her neck, he 
started to trust upwards. She met his rhythm by arching up against him. 
All too soon she felt her body start to tingle again.
"Oh Mulder oh" she said nearly unable to form the simple words. His 
thrusts were getting stronger and faster, ramming so deep inside her 
that he had her on tiptoes.
"Sc,, Scully" he half panted, half whispered. Scully knew he was close. 
She felt his fingers move down past her stomach and then felt them 
pressed against the bundle of nerves.
"Oh God MULDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR" she screamed as he pressed his 
fingers into her.  The action of him and his fingertips brought her to 
the very tip of her toes, and then she was tumbling and freefalling over 
the edge, her whole body on fire.

Mulder felt Scully's back jerk against his chest and then she screamed 
his name in climax.  He sped up his thrusts until he felt himself 
stiffen and come inside her.
"SCULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY" he cried as came hard. All of sudden his 
legs could no longer carry both their weights and they tumbled to the 
floor. His bare ass hit the floor with a smack and they lay there like 
that for a few seconds, until they got their breath back. Scully moved 
first. She lifted herself off him with legs as weak as a newborn fawn.
"The party!" she suddenly recalled.   Mulder looked at his watch
"It's nearly done, we'd better get back out there." he said giving her a 
lingering kiss before pulling on his pants.

When they were finished getting dressed, they left the bathroom a few 
seconds after each other. Each time making sure that the coast was clear 
first. A little self-consciously Scully stepped back into the room. No 
one noticed, everyone was still there, talking and dancing.
Out of the corner of her eye she saw Mulder making his way across the 
dance floor towards the exit and car park, where he said he would met 
her. As she was about to move after him, Scully spotted someone that she 
needed to talk to.

Scully walked up to Tom Colton and tapped him on the shoulder, he turned 
around.
"Oh hey Dana" he said
"Hi Tom, by the Tom, Mulder says thanks for the drink." With that she 
turned on her heel and walked away, leaving a slack jawed Tom Colton in 
her wake.

The end

So what do you think!!!!!
P.S I sort of nicked the idea of Holly oaks