From: Sexybasil@aol.com Date: Mon, 26 Apr 1999 21:29:20 EDT Subject: No Subject here's my story _______________ Title - Mile High Club Author - Sexy Basil Rating - R (almost nc-17) Classification - SRH Spoilers - no Keywords - Mulder/Scully Romance Summary - Scully and Mulder have a little fun on the plane ride home. Mile High Club By sexy basil Summary: Mulder and Scully go on a plane trip and join the mile high club. Rating: Strong R Disclaimer: The characters of Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, and Alvin Kersh do not belong to me, Chris Carter and all the other brilliant people at 1013 productions and 20th century fox have their rights, not me. Ok I said my legal part. Author's note: I dedicate this, my first major fanfic attempt to Kate Hermann, Michelle Martin, and Lucy Gosset, for with out their love of the show I would have never completed this story and, in case you don't know what the mile high club is well... It's when, wait if I tell you now then you won't read the story so with out further a due. here it is Mile High Club "This is the final boarding call for flight 1013 to Washington D.C." agent Dana Scully starts to tap her sleeping partner, Fox Mulder, on the shoulder. "Common Mulder, That's us." Mulder rubs his eyes and lets out a yawn. "What, Ahh oh oK," he answers, It had been a long week. Mulder and Scully had been down in southern California investigating a, what you might call paranormal case, but had been caught by Kersh and ordered back to Washington. Just to piss him off they had purchesed First Class seats. Now, feeling held back and unimportant they boarded their flight. There weren't that many people on board. Maybe 19 or 20, but it was rather late at night. Sleepy people starred at them as they made their way down the aisle. Scully sat down next to the window as Mulder put both of their bags in the upper compartment. He the plopped down in the seat right next to Scully He had a sad and irritated look on his face. "What's wrong Mulder, she asked him. "Oh nothing, I just really hate our new boss," he replied curving a small smile. she laughed. "I know Mulder I hate this too, but were gonna have to face the facts, We don't work on the x-files anymore, and if we wanna have any hope at doing work even close to what we've done were gonna have to play by the book", he sighed as if he was n't listening to her," I Know you don't wanna hear this Mulder, but it's the truth". After a long pause he finally answered back "God sometime I feel as If I should just quit," he said getting a little angry, she sighed. Then he started to perk up," Maybe join NICAP and live out in a trailer in the woods." she chuckled. "Well, then who would I play cell phone tag with?" He leaned his head on to her shoulder. "I know, I'd miss you too Scully." Just then a little old Rich lady sitting across the aisle from them made a comment to her husband. "What a cute couple." Scully over heard and shot her the 'eyebrow'. "How long have you to been together?" the lady asked. Scully was at a total loss for words while Mulder cut in "6 years" Scully gave him a sarcastic smile and said, "Were not 'together', were co-workers." "Well you two must have a very pleasant working environment, You look so happy." Mulder shut his eyes and chuckled to himself. 30 Minutes later he awoke to Scully asking him a question. " Mulder, Do you want anything to drink?" "What?" He asked barely hearing the first question. "The flight attendent asked if you want anything to drink." He nodded and opened his eyes. "What would you like sir?" the flight attendant asked again. "Ah, what the hell, give me a screw driver, and my partner here a glass of red win," to Scully," That's what you drink, right?" Scully gave him a look, then told the lady "None for me." "Ah common Scully. It's free, How many time are you gonna get to sit in first class?" she didn't want to argue with him so she motioned for the drink. The flight attendent handed them Their drinks and walked off. "Mulder we really shouldn't be drinking this late at night." "Jeeze Scully, Don't be such a party pooper. We've had a hard day, so let's have some fun." She sighed "Okay", holding up the drinks," To us." "Here, here Scully." he answered while downing his drink. An hour passed and so did the drinks, Scully was starting to feel a buzz, and mulder was a little woozy. "Hey scully," he asked," What was the craizest thing you did in college?" She laughed. "UMMM, let me see, I was a pretty good girl." she thought, " well once I got so drunk that I got in a cat fight in a bar with some 45 year old lady." Mulder Laughed and said sarcastically, "ooo How sneaky did the cops have to haul you away?" "Shut up Mulder, I was in Med school, any wrong move and you were out", she paused, "Well if you were so bad, what was the craizest thing you did in college?" a little afraid of what his next words might be. "Well. I was sort of a loner in college, I mean I did some crazy things with slutty girls, but," she cut him off. "OOO mulder was a lady's man." "Damn straight." They both laughed. "I didn't have too many boyfriends in college. I was always to busy with keeping up and studing, I wasn't very 'easy' either, so most guys stayed away", mulder chuckled "Boy were they stupid, I bet you were really hot in college, that was the 80's right? Big hair and tight jeans." she hit him and said , "you're funny". He tried to make ammends "But they also missed out on a sweet and caring person." grinning a drunk glare "OH, is the suppost to make me feel better?" he didn't pay attention to her comment. and kept up the drunken glare. "Mulder, Are you comming on to me?" he smiled and ordered them more drinks. 20 minuates later the were both completely wasted. "Mulder." "Yeah." "We should deffinatly do this more offten." "What get drunk and tell old imbarressing stories?" "NO, just have fun, Laugh, like normal people." mulder grined. " scully you trying to say I'm not normal?" "Mulder." she looked at him deep in the eyes in a joking fashion, "our lives are pretty boring, I mean we work, go home to an empty house, eat, then go back to work." "No way scully our lives aren't boring, what about all the weird cases and people we have met, Scully how many of your friends have actually seen a an alien?" " It wasn't an Alien mulder." she shouted out. " I don't mean professional lives, I mean personal. Did you know that in the past hour we haven't talked about work once?" he smiled and said, " I know what you mean scully." "you know mulder from now on I think we should be a little more irrational and fun." "Wow scully, sounds good." "Let's start right now, you and I let's do something bad." she gave him a sluttary glare. They sat there and thought for a min, but with pounding alcohol heads it was pretty hard. Then Mulder perked up. ' "I've got it scully, but you don't have to do it if you don't want to." he paused she was frightened at waht he might say, but tonight she didn't care. "ok, what is it?" she asked. "well, you ever hear of the mile high club?" he asked double raising his eyebrows. "Mulder?!" she was shocked. was this some kind of pronounced love for her? she didn't know how to respond. "well, it's this club where two people go in to the bathroom of a plane and..." she cut him off. "I know what it is!" she shouted. "Ahhhhh," she told herself. "Okay." Mulder was excited. he started to laugh. "Alright, you go back to the bathroom, And I'll meet you in 5 min," he paused, "so it won't look ackward." "Okay, I'll be waiting," she said in a drunken sexy voice. She stood up and started to walk down the aisle. she stummbled catching the attention of most of the people on the plane. He laughed to him self. As she reached the bathroom she was having a mix of feelings. What was happening here? She was drunk, and had just agreed to having sex with her partner. IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM. 'Well it was n't that bad', he was pretty damn sexy, and she had thought about it before, but she still felt a little weird. 'Well what the hell' she thought, they were both probably too drunk to remember. She entered the bathroom and shut the door behind her. She then truned around and looked in the mirror. God she looked like hell. She started to adjust her hair. 4 minutes and 30 seconds later Mulder got out of his chair.He made his way down the aisle with as much commotin as scully had. He could barley walk. The men on the plane were giving Him approving smiles, They had to be idiots not to know what was going on. He reached the first door and opened it. "Hey scull...." "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" some woman screamed. It wasn't scully. "OH god, I'm sorry." mulder said shutting the door. He then knocked on the next door, waiting for her reply. "Mulder is that you?" "yeah."he whispered. "Come in." he opened the door and walked in.he stood right next to her, there was clearly not enough room. "Mulder this is very naughty are you su...."and with that he gave her a big huge kiss knocking her in to the wall. She let out a small yelp. He smiled and picked her up and setting her on the sink. She grabbed his head and kissed him back, starting to remove his tie. Just then the captin came on the intracom. "We are making our final decent in to washington D.C. please fassin you seatbelts it might be a bumpy ride". Mulder ans Scully both started to laugh, Sure it was going to bumpy ride. The loud crackle from the dueo awoken several passengers who were sitting right by the bathroom. They gave each other 'what was going on in there' looks. Back in the bathroom it was getting pretty hot. Yelps and moans were comming out every which way.They were making tons of noise, restleing with clothes and getting positioned in the bathroom. Practically every one on the plane knew what was going on now. "Scully?" mulder asked her "uhmmm?" she sighed as he nibbled on her ear. "Are you ready?" "yess.." and with that he entered her. she let out a small scream. A mother out side covered her small child's ears. People were perking up. A man made a comment to his wife, "Honey we've got to try that sometime." the wife hit him on the arm. As the plane hit the grond Scully's orgasm came out loud. "MULDER!!!"she screamed his name. "Ahhh," the plane rushed down the runway, then started to go slower and slower. Scully and Mulder were pushed in to the wall from the force of the plane. As the plane stoped they were finished. "Mulder." "What." mulder answered in a short breath. "isn't this the time where you tell me that you love me?" "no, That was before we started." "Well, now's ok with me." "Scully." "What?" "I love you." He gives her a big smile and kiss on her forhead. "I love you too mulder." pausing and looking at herself and him,"We'de better get dressed, the plane has stopped." She picked up her bra and clasped it in back while he pulled up his pants. Scully then started to help mulder button his shirt. "Scully we gotta try this again sometime." he playfully comented. As her natural instinct always did she pushed him for his sarcastic comment and as she did he fell clear through the bathroom door. She stood there in her bra and skirt shocked. Then everyone else on the plane burst into a roar of laughter. HIs lanky legs were high in the air and in the embaresment he started to laugh as well. Then scully started. People all over the plane were cheering for them, especially the men. Scully then , not being able to control herself kneeled down and straddled mUlder. she then gave him a big kiss on the lips. She grabbed her shirt and they stood up. as they left the plane continueing mulder's recent coment she stated, "Definitely, next time." They then went to retrieve their bags and left the airport. This trip was one that they and all the passengers on flight 1013 would never forget. _______________________THE____END_________________