From: Amazon Woman Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 19:32:13 GMT Subject: NEW: Morning After by LoneGunChick Title: Morning After Author: LoneGunChick Category: H, V, MSR Spoilers: references to Bad Blood, and a couple others, but no real spoilers Date: 5-99 Feedback: s_green@yahoo.com Archive: Gossamer. Anywhere else, sure but let me know. Disclaimer: They're not mine, I'm not making any money off 'em (though I did write this at work-does that count?), yada yada yada Author's Note: Just a stupid little conversation between our two fave FBI agents. 1/1 Hey, Scully, I need something to eat. Go get something, then. Aren't you going to get it for me? Why the hell would I get it for you? I seem to remember you saying something last night about being my slave for all time. I meant LOVE slave, Mulder, and I was...uh...in an extreme emotional state at the time. No shit, extreme! You started making animal noises after that. As if my neighbors don't hate me enough! They'll think I'm breeding monkeys, or cattle, or something. I did NOT make animal noises. And I'm sure nobody heard it. Now you, on the other hand... And what did I do? C'mon Mulder. Don't tell me you don't remember the show tunes you busted out with. WHAT? Remember? 'Climb every mountain?' I think I prefer 'Shaft'. I did NOT! I hate the 'Sound of Music'! And I don't know what you're talking about with that 'Shaft' thing. Sure. Fine. Whatever. Scully? What? How do you make bacon? What? Bacon? You know, crispy, brown, comes from a pig. Maybe it was your animal noises, I don't know, but I have a hankering for bacon. Mulder, I've never seen anything that even remotely resembles meat in this apartment. Do you even HAVE any bacon? Well...no. But just for future reference. Scully? Hey, Scully, are you listening? I'm trying to ignore you and go back to sleep. Scully? WHAT? Did you know that when General Motors tried to sell the Chevy Nova in Spanish-speaking countries that they had to change the name because "nova" means 'Won't go' in Spanish? Nogo for Gen Mo. Mulder, if you don't shut up I'm going to sew your mouth shut like the no-faced alien rebels. OOOOh, with or without anesthesia? That's it. I'm outta here. Where the hell did we put my handcuffs? I don't know...maybe...OW! Here they are. Hey, wanna have dinner tonight? That depends. On what? Are you going to be completely obnoxious and irritating like you have been for the last fifteen minutes? Hmm...probably. I'll have to think about it. Call me. Oh, and Mulder? Yeah? Next time, lose the socks. I mean, that's just not sexy. Really. But I didn't want my ankles to chafe... Scully? Scully? -- "Free your mind. Your ass will follow." --George Clinton