Date sent:        Tue, 11 Nov 1997 09:52:02 -0800
From:             eponine@idirect.com (Lucy Westenra)
Subject:          more "creativities"


Here's a play my friend and I wrote during a sleep over last summer
vacation. We were really whacked out on sugar and coffee and the end result
was this: (By the way, she played Mulder and I played Cancer Man and at
this point in time Mr.X was dead anyhow...but somehow at 3:46am he managed
to be resurected from the dead to help Mulder out :-))

The Mothership: By Sasha Elisabeth Wolfe and C.T.D.

(CANCER MAN puffs on cigarette, smoke blows in MULDER's face)
Mulder- Will you put that damn thing out!
Cancer Man- No. Well, where are we going now, Agent Mulder? What is the
point of this?
Mulder- They're coming. He told me to be here at midnight
Cancer Man- It's 12:13, Mulder
Mulder- Just wait, they're coming
Cancer Man- Who is coming? (puff)
Mulder- The extraterrestrials, or aliens if you will
Cancer Man- Aliens, Agent Mulder? What kind of joke are you trying to pull?
Mulder- No joke, he told me they were coming!
Cancer Man- Who told you? (flick ash)
Mulder- Mr.X. He said that a UFO had been sighted and was landing at 12:00 pm
Cancer Man- Yes, well these "aliens" are late
Mulder- Maybe their clocks are still running on daylight's saving time
Cancer Man- Not funny (long puff and slight pause) What's that? (pause) Up
in the air?
Mulder- They're here
Cancer Man- Good God!
(MULDER fumbles with wallet and ends up holding it upside down)
Mulder- Special Agent Fox Mulder, FBI! Freeze!
(Realises his mistake and turns wallet right side up)
Cancer Man- Look out behind you!
Mulder- The light!
Both- NO!