From: BbyBlue84@aol.com Date: Sat, 4 Sep 1999 19:06:36 EDT Subject: Christina's Fanfiction, Part 1 Source: direct The Mouse "Mulder, get over here *now*," a familiar voice ordered over the phone. Instantly, he was alarmed. "What's wrong, Scully? Are you OK?" For a minute, there was silence. The she let out a small scream. "Just get over here, quick." The phone went dead. Swearing to himself, Mulder jumped up from his desk and took off out the door. A little while later, he pulled up in front of Scully's apartment. Running up her front steps, he reached her door in record time and began pounding it. "Scully? Scully, open the door." "Mulder," came her muffled voice, "I can't get to the door." "Are you OK?" No answer. "Scully?" Still no answer. With a determined look, Mulder pulled out his gun and kicked her door open in one swift motion. Stepping in the living room, he flipped on a light switch, and looked around, keeping his gun up. "Scully?" "Mulder, I'm in here!" He followed the voice to her bedroom and stopped short in the doorway. Scully was sitting on her bed, hair a mess and blood on the front of her green shirt. When she saw him, she looked up from the spot on the floor she had been staring at, and sighed. "Thank God." Lowering his gun slightly, he stared at her. *Guess she didn't hear me kick her door open.* "What's wrong?" "There's this... t-thing under my bed." Now he dropped the gun to his side and frowned. "Is this some kind of joke? You really had me worried. I--" They both heard the noise at the same time, and Mulder stopped. It was kind of a scratching sound, and it made Scully jump. "See? I told you. I think it's a killer mouse." She frowned when he began to laugh. "This is not funny. There's a dead one in the kitchen. I think the one under the bed killed him." Shaking his head, he kneeled in front of her bed and peered under it. After a moment, he stuck his hand under and felt around for a second. "Scully, I think-- AGHHH!" he yelled and yanked his hand back and held it to his chest. Her eyes were wide. "Did it bite you? Are you OK? I told you--" She stopped again when she saw him smile. "Mulder! That was *so* not funny." "Oh, but it *so* was." She folded her arms and gave him her best icy glare. "I'm sorry, Scully. Do you have a flashlight so I know what I'm touching down here?" "It's not like I have anything besides shoes under there." He gave her a look. She sighed. "They're in the kitchen, in my coat pocket." After a minute, he looked up at her from his place on the floor. "Well? Are you going to get it?" She shook her head. "I'm not getting off this bed until you catch this thing." "You know, you're a grown woman, a medical doctor nonetheless, and after all that we've seen and done... you're afraid of a mouse?" "Look, I have a thing with mice." Mulder shrugged and stood. "Well, there's no place like the present to over come your... thing." Scully shook her head. "Some things are better left unconquered." "Come on, I'll go with you, we'll do it quick." With a sigh, she said, "OK, but then you're catching and getting rid of the thing, got it?" He nodded. Slowly, she stood up and darted away from the bed. Stopping in the doorway, she said, "Are you coming, Mulder?" He nodded again and followed her into the kitchen. She grabbed her jacket from the back of a chair, pulled the flashlight out, dropped the jacket back and headed for the safety of her bed. When she was a few feet away, Scully saw the mouse run out from under the bed. Dropping the flashlight, she walked backwards slowly, not caring where she was headed, as long as it was away from that mouse. "Nice mouse. Don't hurt me, OK?" The mouse stared at her and blinked a couple of times. She kept backing up until she bumped into Mulder. At that moment, the mouse began to walk their way, and she panicked. "Mulder, get out of the way, he's coming!" she cried when she saw he was blocking her way out. "Scully, it's just a mouse." "Get out of my way!" "No, this is ridiculous--" he stopped short when Scully launched herself into his arms. Reacting quickly, he caught her and sighed. "Scully," he said to the back of her head, the front staring at the mouse on the floor. "SSHH! Get me out of here. I can't stay here. I need to--" "Calm down. You need to calm down. Look at me, Scully." She turned, and it was only then she realized how close their faces were. Taking a deep breath, she said, "Mulder, put me on my bed and then please catch that... thing." He walked forward and unceremoniously dumped her on the bed. Without faltering, or thinking for that matter, he scooped up the mouse and walked out. When he reappeared a few minutes later, he was empty handed. Cautiously, Scully stood and walked over to him. "What did you do with it?" "Don't worry about it, its gone." "You didn't kill it, did you?" Mulder didn't answer. "You killed it?! Oh of all the sick, twisted things to do--" "I thought you wanted me to get rid of it," he said, sounding irritated. "Mulder, we're not in the *mafia*! I just wanted it out of my apartment!" she cried. "Well, now it's gone," he said, not seeing the problem. She looked at him in amazement. "But you killed it!" "Whatever, Scully. Do you want to explain to me why you have blood on your shirt?" For a moment, she looked confused. Then she said, "I was cutting an apple when I first saw... them, and I was so startled I guess I cut myself." He looked down at her hands. "Well, are you OK?" he asked, taking one of her hands in his own and studying it. "I'm fine. It was just a little prick. I'll go clean it now," she said, pulling her hand from his. She started for the door, and halfway there, she stopped. Without turning around, she said, "Could you please... dispose of the body in my kitchen?" "Mmmhmm." Scully walked out, and a few seconds later, he heard, "Mulder, what the hell did you do to my front door?!"