From: "High Flyin Super Shadow" Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 23:00:34 -0400 Subject: Mulder and Scully Get Hungry By HighFlyinSuperShadow Source: direct Title: Mulder and Scully Get Hungry By: HighFlyinSuperShadow E-mail: highflyingsupershadow@gmail.com Category: S Rating: R Content Warning: Character Death Disclaimer: Story contains adult situations and suggestive. language Summary: Mulder and Scully stop in for a bite to eat at the local fast food joint and things get tense. BURGER KING IN THE AFTERNOON SCULLY "Do you ever think we'll have a chance to use that thing?" Mulder coughs and spits up his burger "You mean the ball pit?" "Yes, wouldnt it be great, to get some use out of it" "Well, I dont know. I'd have to call skinner to see if its in our jurisdiction." BURGER KING BALL PIT IN THE AFTERNOON MULDER "Did you know they never clean the balls....!" Scully grabs Mulder by the jacket and pulls him in. MULDER: "Whoaah" *GUNSHOT* MULDER "Oh no. Scully nooooo. It was an accident" Scully is seen bleeding to death. The restaurant evacuates. MULDER "Hold on to me. Don't die on me." SCULLY "Quick, I want you to have me, Mulder" "Wait....What are you saying, Scully?" "Right here. We'll never get another chance." "No, I can't...are you crazy? The cops are coming. I'll lose my job" "Do it now Mulder, theres no time." MULDER PACES. COPS ARE STARTING TO LINE UP. SCULLY "Mulder. Hurry! I'm losing sensation in my lower half...." MULDER "Gimme a moment!" PARKING LOT POLICEMAN "We got you surrounded. Put your gun down. You got 30 seconds until we come in there!" Mulder looks down at Scully MULDER "Scully, I'll be convicted of rape and murder if we do this." SCULLY "But your so ready for me right now." "I know. I can't. I can't sacrifice the pursuit truth; All the work on the X-files? For flesh?" "I'm right here mulder. Please. Its my last chance. I don't want to go out cold." PARKING LOT POLICEMAN looks into the window "Oh no, boys, I think we got a raper!" Mulder hops behind the counter pulling out cups, napkins, sauce packets, and other miscellaneous items. He points the gun at the cop through the window. MULDER "Don't! Not yet" POLICEMAN "Who is she?? 15 Seconds boy." Mulder grabs the small kids cup with a picture of pokemon on it and runs back over to Scully. "I'm gonna use the cup. I can't leave my evidence behind." "Wait mulder, that won't fit. Don't worry about it." Mulder drags scully into the bathroom by her legs, and shuts the door. MULDER picks up his phone SKINNER "Hello?" MULDER "Got my signal?? Come pick me up, its an emergency" BURGER KING BATHROOM STALL SCULLY "I can't support myself. Prop me up...the toilet...there. I'm losing blood. My pulmonary rhythm is slowing at an unsustainable rate." MULDER "....I lost the cup....I can't do this. Skinner is coming soon. I'm going to give up." SCULLY "Please mulder, Its getting hard to breathe. Its the only thing I want. Its the only thing I have left to give. I want you Mulder." MULDER INITIATES WITH SCULLY PARKING LOT TIRE SCREECH SKINNER "FBI. I'll handle it. He's one of ours." POLICEMAN "Get your man under control goddamnit!" RESTAURANT BATHROOM MULDER "Scully, are you ok? Did you?" SCULLY "........." MULDER CHECKS SCULLY, AND SHE HAS DIED. MULDER "No!! I wasn't fast enough." MULDER PUSHES HER BODY OVER ONTO THE DIRTY FLOOR MULDER "I made a mess. I'm going to prison. Why scully? Why didnt you tell me earlier...that you wanted me?!!!" SKINNER ***KNOCKS*** ON THE DOOR MULDER "I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to be this way!" SKINNER "What are you saying? Let me in Mulder." MULDER "Its what she wanted!!!" SKINNER "Let me in!" SKINNER ENTERS THE BATHROOM AND LOOKS AROUND. HE SLOWLY DISCOVERS SCULLY "Mother of...!" FOOTSTEPS. THE BATHROOM DOOR CLOSES. SKINNER "Wait!! Come back. I'll take the fall for you. I always do, Mulder. What happened to her?" MULDER "I'm in big trouble. It was an accident. The gun went off....its what she wanted." SKINNER "Don't worry, I'll clean this up. Help me drag her to the coke machine, we can wash her off." PARKING LOT SCULLYS CORPSE LOADED ON A GURNEY SKINNER FLASHES HIS FBI BADGE AT THE COP "This is routine stuff. Go back to your daily beat." CATHOLIC CHURCH MULDER PRAYS AT SCULLY'S CASKET MELISSA SCULLY "You know, she loved you. She'd talk to me on a warm summer day and wonder what it would be like; to be with you. Sorry...crazy talk. Its in the past." SKINNER butts into their conversation. "Dont worry, I think she got everything she wanted in the end." MELISSA SCULLY "What?" MULDER places a Ball pit ball in the casket. "Sorry for your loss, mam." MELISSA SCULLY "Don't feel guilty about what could have happened, or what did happen. We all loved her." MULDER WALKS AWAY DOWN THE AISLE SKINNER "Don't worry about him, he'll reconcile. In his own time. In his own way." THE END EPILOGUE - SKINNERS OFFICE FROHIKE: Autopsy report showed something strange...like the body had been tampered with post-mortem. BYERS: A sticky substance tested as Sodium Benzoate, Caramel Coloring, Calcium Disodium EDTA, and High Fructose Corn Syrup. LANGLEY: Yea, looks like the old bird had a thing for coca- cola in her hoo-ha. SKINNER: Don't worry about it.